Had an awesome Job interview today

[Brock Landers]

They called me from HR like 3 hours after my interview for permission to call my references.

I take that as a good sign they must be very interested.

University of Illinois work here i come!

Will work directly across the street from the Assembly hall.

Killer Benefits too!

[Stallion]

good work!!!

[FrozenMAN]

aye....you're gonna work for illinois.....wow..

[ROFLcopter]

Custodial services?

[nosniboR11]

or until someone calls and has them check out this site, dumbass

[minet123]

Brock how many "haters" do you have in forumville
remember the "I beat the bank fiasco"
I can not believe you are this careless
suggestion edit out the info

[King Mayan]

Unreal brock

Listen to minet.

[ttwarrior1]

what job?

[jjgold]

Brock can get us inside info on Illini Sports

[InTheDrink]

he just blew it by posting it on here

[baskets]

McDonald's on campus?



Interviewer: Says here, Brock, that you enjoy sports and thus will get along with the student body and college sports environment!

Brock: YES, SIR!!!

Interviewer: Well, Brock, it looks like you'd be great for the job. But.... uh .... (drawing close to Brock across the desk and talking in a whispering tone)... Listen Brock, my son attends this university and he's got a bit of a gambling problem. He's a poster at SBR...

Brock: (His eyes lighting up) YES, SIR!!! I've posted many rubberband plays. All winners. (Rubbing his hands together like an Indian trying to start a fire) You got any plays for tonite???!!!

Interviewer: Uh, listen Brock. The job is yours. Just remember: 'Would you like fries with that?' or 'How about supersizing that combo?' These are the key phrases here at the U of I McDonald's. And, Brock, stealing cheeseburgers and trying to wager them to pay rent or exchange for rent with the landlord... that is NOT allowed!!!

Brock: (looking up from his Iphone) What? What was that? Fukking 5 runs in the first inning. There goes my fukking Under!!!

[BGS 9.5]

Just stop, no more of you getting anything than ttwarior going out tonight.....

Nice try though

[MC PICKS]

I hope they dont call pizza hut then they will know about the gambling.

[InTheDrink]

baskets you seem to have a lot of free time huh?

oh by the way...tl;dr

[Sam Odom]

Good News... Congrats

[baskets]

lol

what does "l;dr" mean?

[Dad]

he just blew it by posting it on here

I bet 3+ posters/Brock Haters have already called the university.

[onlooker]

Good luck Brock.

[Cougar Bait]

Paging Scotty Rose...

Jesus Brock

Hope you get it

[manny24]

don't talk about how you have the job until you sign the papers brock...you will landers yourself.

[milwaukee mike]

don't talk about how you have the job until you sign the papers brock...you will landers yourself.

Or brock himself

[InTheDrink]

don't talk about how you have the job until you sign the papers brock...you will landers yourself.

burial

-300 he never hears from them again

[kmarinouofm]

there goes some poor kid's tuition money

[No coincidences]

Paging Scotty Rose...

Jesus Brock

Hope you get it

This.

Get a clue man.

[itchypickle]

University drug studies engineer....he is in a test group for a new drug to reduce man boob fat....pray for the placebo Brock!

[Jerm3462]

I can't imagine working at a university. Way too much good pussy to distract.

[hawley]

Only Brock would do this.


Surely he has posted his real name online before too?

[Cuse0323]

Better hope Nina doesn't read this thread.

[Fa11en]

Did you fade the credit check?

[flyingillini]

Brock, please don't give out your personal business on the forum. You know what happened last time. You can't trust anyone on this board and I would never tell anyone on this forum anything personal...Brock, get a grip buddy!!

[flyingillini]

Cory B. Trizots will be handling this case once Brock files a complain against the poster who will ruin the job opportunity for him..

[Sam Odom]

I bet 3+ posters/Brock Haters have already called the university.

same ones who called the Credit Union

[mynameismud]

Brock, please don't give out your personal business on the forum. You know what happened last time. You can't trust anyone on this board and I would never tell anyone on this forum anything personal...Brock, get a grip buddy!!

[d2bets]

Across the street from Assembly Hall? Isn't that a cow pasture? Smells like it.

[mathdotcom]

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/193313-if-you-work-9-5-you-fukkin-loser.html

if you work 9-5 you're a fukkin loser