Patrick Kane's drunken weekend

[JakeLc]

http://deadspin.com/5909246/reconstructing-patrick-kanes-drunken-weekend-in-madison

[beerman2619]

sounds like a fun weekend

[Brock Landers]

Big deal

[byronbb]

Heading for a trainwreck

[Deuce]

Choking is whore shit and someone should have rocked him but 23 and the training he endures for almost 10 months of the year, let the guy live a little.

[RoadDog]

Dude has the world by the balls, is a millionaire and can fukk any chick he wants, yet still acts like he's in his Freshman year of college. Sad.

[DennisGreen]

What a dumbass but he would be a fun guy to party with

[byronbb]

Dude has the world by the balls, is a millionaire and can fukk any chick he wants, yet still acts like he's in his Freshman year of college. Sad.

He never got to go to college. maybe he wished he could have. Being a pro athlete is obviously a dream for most, but it comes with missing out on a lot of other things too.

[lunchbawks]

best part: Kaner was pulling down girls sun glasses and then going "ehhh, not good enough."

[19th Hole]

Sad, Sad man.
I hope that he feels better about himself very soon.

[RoadDog]

He never got to go to college. maybe he wished he could have. Being a pro athlete is obviously a dream for most, but it comes with missing out on a lot of other things too.

Yea, because choking a girl is a requirement for all college students. Dude's a child. Dont defend him.

[lunchbawks]

do you believe everything you read? if you choke a girl at a party you're not leaving without a few bruises

[RoadDog]

Yes, I completely believe it, no reason not to. Kane's a toolbox. Always has been.

[d2bets]

It's the offseason, big deal. If it was the night before a playoff game, then it's another story.

Hockey = alcohol. Basketball = weed. Football = painkillers. Baseball = steroids.

[RoadDog]

So if he choked your sister you'd chalk it up to the off-season???

[HoulihansTX]

Random guy: "Why are you hating on Lundquist?"

Kaner: "Would you suck Lundquist's dikk?"

Sounds like a cool guy...

[Inkwell77]

Quality story. Sounds like a good time.

[RoadDog]

Kane's come a long way from his rookie season when his Dad had to drive him to all home games. His mom wouldnt let him go on the road without his father either. This guy's a stud!!! Trade him.

[cruzing vato]

hahaha!! es funny man

[jagaf22]

Kaner being Kaner living the life.

[Sunde91]

Crazy how average sized hockey players are. 5'10'' 178 holy god are you kidding

some more tears also over choked slut allegations

[d2bets]

The blog says that screamed while he was choking her. How exactly does that work? I don't have a lot of experience with choking people, but wouldn't that make it tough to scream?

[GOIRISH]

sounds like kane went out and got hammered and had a good time. The college guys probably didnt like he was pulling all the tail and are trying to make an ass of him. I seem to think if some college girl got choked out by a millionaire pro athlete, we would already have heard about the lawsuit

[Nick Papageorgio]

No idea if this guy is a hockey player or NASCAR driver.

[TheMetsSuck]

the pictures were taken at my old frat house. From what I've heard everything on deadspin is accurate. Kane seems like a cocky son of a gun who can't hold his liquor. No surprise there...

[hydrosmak]

Buffalo boy representing!

[JerseyRobby]

At least no cabbies were hurt

[bhattman]

#PattyKaneFTW

[byronbb]

Yea, because choking a girl is a requirement for all college students. Dude's a child. Dont defend him.

lolol I am by no means defending him at all. I think hes a douche.

[DennisGreen]

[a4u2fear]

There were some ugly broads the first drunken ride

[Chi_archie]

hugh d-bag