Fade Chris Volstad

You mad bro · 05-17-12, 07:08 PM

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hehehehheeheh volstad hopefully u beat halladay tonight!!!!

d2bets · 05-17-12, 09:48 PM

I'm going to GUESS this will be his last start for awhile. Got a feeling he's getting demoted. If you guys had parlayed $100 on Volstad losing each start (8 starts) how much would you have? Like 15K?

Hammer Samardzija -130 over Humber tomorrow though. That's a gift!

Brock Landers · 05-17-12, 10:46 PM

i can't believe we will get to see this gift pitch as a starter again this year, he HAS to be sent down

and that is a shame

Chi_archie · 05-18-12, 12:27 AM

guy has talent, its a shame..... but keep riding the money train Brock!

Brock Landers · 07-03-12, 09:15 AM

Fade this motherfukker again!!!

I dont care about the Atlanta juice.

Get Some!!

onacloud · 07-03-12, 09:45 AM

in:extremis · 07-03-12, 10:32 AM

Brock Landers · 07-03-12, 09:36 PM

Easy fukkin money
Your welcome SBR!

PickWinnerAllDay · 07-03-12, 09:38 PM

Fade Volstad will never fail.

Guy is trash. Theo Epstein needs to explain this shit.

No coincidences · 07-03-12, 09:39 PM

Originally posted by PickWinnerAllDay

Fade Volstad will never fail.

Guy is trash. Theo Epstein needs to explain this shit.

Because he explained signing JD Drew and John Lackey to monster contracts in Boston?

Guy is overrated -- not the messiah Cub fans were hoping for.

PickWinnerAllDay · 07-03-12, 09:42 PM

Originally posted by No coincidences

Because he explained signing JD Drew and John Lackey to monster contracts in Boston?

Guy is overrated -- not the messiah Cub fans were hoping for.

Can't be worse than Jim Hendry. I mean that. It is impossible to be worse than Jim Hendry. That guy knows donuts and nothing more.

Jury is out on Theo. WE won't know in a year. We won't know in 2-3. More like 4-5.

The Zambrano for Volstad was a whiff, but Zambrano had to go and the Marlins knew that so we weren't going to get much.

HoulihansTX · 08-01-12, 05:16 PM

Volstad is pitching Saturday. Surprised this guy has the balls to show his face in the clubhouse.

PickWinnerAllDay · 08-08-12, 07:02 PM

Regular Season Games through August 7, 2012															Year to Date
DATE	OPPONENT	RESULT	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	SO	GB	FB	Pit	BF	GSc	Dec.	Rel.	ERA
Aug 4	@ LAD	L 3-1	7.0	6	2	2	1	1	3	13	10	100	27	59	L(0-8)	-	7.22
Monthly Totals			7.0	6	2	2	1	1	3	13	10	100	27	--	0-1	0 sv	2.57
DATE	OPPONENT	RESULT	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	SO	GB	FB	Pit	BF	GSc	Dec.	Rel.	ERA
Jul 3	@ ATL	L 10-3	4.1	7	6	6	1	2	3	8	8	77	21	26	L(0-7)	-	7.94
Monthly Totals			4.1	7	6	6	1	2	3	8	8	77	21	--	0-1	0 sv	12.46
DATE	OPPONENT	RESULT	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	SO	GB	FB	Pit	BF	GSc	Dec.	Rel.	ERA
May 17	vs PHI	L 8-7	2.0	6	4	4	0	3	2	5	5	58	15	27	L(0-6)	-	7.46
May 12	@ MIL	L 8-2	6.0	9	6	6	1	2	1	12	11	99	28	29	L(0-5)	-	6.92
May 5	vs LAD	L 5-1	5.0	4	5	5	0	3	1	9	10	81	23	37	L(0-4)	-	6.55
Monthly Totals			13.0	19	15	15	1	8	4	26	26	238	66	--	0-3	0 sv	10.38
DATE	OPPONENT	RESULT	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	SO	GB	FB	Pit	BF	GSc	Dec.	Rel.	ERA
Apr 30	@ PHI	L 6-4	6.0	8	4	4	0	3	4	17	5	84	29	41	-	-	6.11
Apr 25	vs STL	L 5-1	6.0	6	4	4	1	0	2	13	9	97	24	46	L(0-3)	-	6.14
Apr 20	vs CIN	L 9-4	5.0	7	6	5	0	2	4	9	9	90	24	33	L(0-2)	-	6.19
Apr 14	@ STL	L 5-1	6.0	6	4	3	0	0	4	11	10	101	26	50	L(0-1)	-	4.91
Apr 9	vs MIL	L 7-5	5.0	5	3	3	1	2	6	4	10	87	22	49	-	-	5.40
Monthly Totals			28.0	32	21	19	2	7	20	54	43	459	125	--	0-3	0 sv	6.11
			IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	SO	GB	FB	Pit	BF	AGS	W-L	S-BS-H	ERA
Totals			52.1	64	44	42	5	18	30	101	87	874	239	40	0-8	0-0-0	7.22

Cubs are 0-10 when Volstad pitches.

I'm assuming he has been the underdog in every game, so the opponent RL is 9-1, to throw that out there.

Brock Landers · 08-08-12, 07:07 PM

Originally posted by PickWinnerAllDay

Regular Season Games through August 7, 2012															Year to Date
DATE	OPPONENT	RESULT	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	SO	GB	FB	Pit	BF	GSc	Dec.	Rel.	ERA
Aug 4	@ LAD	L 3-1	7.0	6	2	2	1	1	3	13	10	100	27	59	L(0-8)	-	7.22
Monthly Totals			7.0	6	2	2	1	1	3	13	10	100	27	--	0-1	0 sv	2.57
DATE	OPPONENT	RESULT	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	SO	GB	FB	Pit	BF	GSc	Dec.	Rel.	ERA
Jul 3	@ ATL	L 10-3	4.1	7	6	6	1	2	3	8	8	77	21	26	L(0-7)	-	7.94
Monthly Totals			4.1	7	6	6	1	2	3	8	8	77	21	--	0-1	0 sv	12.46
DATE	OPPONENT	RESULT	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	SO	GB	FB	Pit	BF	GSc	Dec.	Rel.	ERA
May 17	vs PHI	L 8-7	2.0	6	4	4	0	3	2	5	5	58	15	27	L(0-6)	-	7.46
May 12	@ MIL	L 8-2	6.0	9	6	6	1	2	1	12	11	99	28	29	L(0-5)	-	6.92
May 5	vs LAD	L 5-1	5.0	4	5	5	0	3	1	9	10	81	23	37	L(0-4)	-	6.55
Monthly Totals			13.0	19	15	15	1	8	4	26	26	238	66	--	0-3	0 sv	10.38
DATE	OPPONENT	RESULT	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	SO	GB	FB	Pit	BF	GSc	Dec.	Rel.	ERA
Apr 30	@ PHI	L 6-4	6.0	8	4	4	0	3	4	17	5	84	29	41	-	-	6.11
Apr 25	vs STL	L 5-1	6.0	6	4	4	1	0	2	13	9	97	24	46	L(0-3)	-	6.14
Apr 20	vs CIN	L 9-4	5.0	7	6	5	0	2	4	9	9	90	24	33	L(0-2)	-	6.19
Apr 14	@ STL	L 5-1	6.0	6	4	3	0	0	4	11	10	101	26	50	L(0-1)	-	4.91
Apr 9	vs MIL	L 7-5	5.0	5	3	3	1	2	6	4	10	87	22	49	-	-	5.40
Monthly Totals			28.0	32	21	19	2	7	20	54	43	459	125	--	0-3	0 sv	6.11
			IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	SO	GB	FB	Pit	BF	AGS	W-L	S-BS-H	ERA
Totals			52.1	64	44	42	5	18	30	101	87	874	239	40	0-8	0-0-0	7.22

Cubs are 0-10 when Volstad pitches.

I'm assuming he has been the underdog in every game, so the opponent RL is 9-1, to throw that out there.

unreal, it goes back further than that too, well into last season with Florida! The guy is a goldmine to fade. i don't care if he wins tomorrow, i will fade his fukkin ass every single time he pitches

Donkeys2012 · 08-08-12, 07:42 PM

Originally posted by Brock Landers

unreal, it goes back further than that too, well into last season with Florida! The guy is a goldmine to fade. i don't care if he wins tomorrow, i will fade his fukkin ass every single time he pitches

How you feel about Volstad pitching is how we feel about you posting picks you fukkin clown. You are the most profitable fade ever.

Brock Landers · 08-14-12, 09:45 AM

Volstad a FAVORITE tonight??

I know Houston is god awful, especially on the road, but there's no fuckin' way anyone can back Volstad with confidence

ronzer · 08-14-12, 10:03 AM

with the same logic though how can anyone back Houston on the road with confidence

Brock Landers · 08-25-12, 10:59 PM

ALERT

Volstad going tomorrow...Colorado ONLY -115

Nail this!!

jagaf22 · 08-26-12, 12:48 PM

I'm backing Volstad today. He's going to get his first win since July 17, 2011. Seize the day!

onacloud · 08-26-12, 05:23 PM

unreal Volstads on;y gave up TWO hits so far

Mantle7 · 08-26-12, 05:40 PM

CY Volstad dealing today. Fuk... Horrible day today

secueritae · 08-26-12, 05:40 PM

Thought this was supposed to be an auto-win, going to kill my 3 game parlay unless Rockies wake up.

Mantle7 · 08-26-12, 06:02 PM

That's when you know you're on a cooler. Volstad cracks you.

jagaf22 · 08-26-12, 06:29 PM

A rain delay in the top of the 9th. Just keeping my money tied up a little longer.

Brock Landers · 08-26-12, 06:34 PM

this piece of shit actually pitched a decent game today...that or Colorado is REAL fuckin' bad

jagaf22 · 08-26-12, 07:02 PM

They called it. All wagers on total graded as no action. Under bettors are PISSED!

HoulihansTX · 08-26-12, 07:47 PM

Originally posted by Brock Landers

this piece of shit actually pitched a decent game today...that or Colorado is REAL fuckin' bad

Col is horrfic, but if you have been fading since the inception of this thread then you have made plenty $$$.

PickWinnerAllDay · 08-26-12, 07:48 PM

Originally posted by HoulihansTX

Col is horrfic, but if you have been fading since the inception of this thread then you have made plenty $$$.

A few weeks and starts for Volstad before this thread was started I started saying to fade Volstad for the rest of the year. I won't hold it against Brock though.