Opie, I secretly love the state of TEXAS

[MendozaLine]

I remember the day I was cut from the freshman football team at my high school. I vowed to myself that one day my boy would be the starting QB of the best high school in the nation. When I closed my eyes to visualize what it would be like, I saw my boy in a Southlake Carroll uniform. He would go on to star at UT and get drafted by Americas Team, The Dallas Cowboys.

I want to be the man in Texas.

I want a blonde haired, blue eyed, big titted, texas girl

I want my baby daughter to be Cheer Captain.

I want my own Estate with some nice leather furniture inside.

But most importantly, I want to love my state.


God Bless the Cowboys, Mack Brown, Mark Cuban, Nolan Ryan, The founder of Dr. Pepper, the founder of Southwest Airlines, and May God Bless America.

[King Mayan]

[baskets]

what in the world?

[frogsrangers]

As someone who grew up pretty close to Southlake Carroll High School... this sounds accurate.

[MendozaLine]

I am well travelled

As someone who grew up pretty close to Southlake Carroll High School... this sounds accurate.