I not a machine anymore.

[Albert Pujols]

I just Albert. And I miss San Louis.

[William Walters]

PED's

[iifold]

Waiting to get tested, think they get 2 a year...

[Roxxyfish]

who is this Pujols guy? ice skater?

[freeVICK]

Ever since Braun got busted, fat Albert and Joey bats ditched the roids. It shows

[ACoochy]

Waiting to get tested, think they get 2 a year...

R u 4 real foldii?? 2 tests per season???

Hope that isnt the case cos it would be the biggest joke in sport (besides soccer and the fact that although its corrupt beyond belief ppl still believe in it)...

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Holy shit we have a real MLB player posting on SBR!!!

[Smoke]

You fukkin suck Albert

Angels are fukkin dumb and got ripped off

[yisman]

"I not a machine anymore. "

I just another awful contract.

[King Mayan]

He's a slow starter.. He'll be knocking the shit out of balls soon.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

It's fukkin Pujols.... Mother fukker will be knocking balls around left and right sooner than ya'll think!!!

Good year to be a Los Angeles Angels fan. LA is lucky to have two teams. Rememeber when they had 2 football teams?? Some of you younger fukkers probably dont even know that. Rams and Gangsta Raiders.

[texhooper]

man, i bet "albert pujols" thinks twice next time it's time to come up with a username.

take it you're a cardinals fan...sorry dude...

[paco]

U suck bro. But at least u got paid!

[jjgold]

He is pressing
I doubt he lost it

So much pressure on him now and it is building

[InTheDrink]

He is pressing
I doubt he lost it

So much pressure on him now and it is building

it's like when arod was chasing 600 hr's and struggled til he got there

problem is theres no milestone to reach and the pressure will always be there

[Albert Pujols]

man, i bet "albert pujols" thinks twice next time it's time to come up with a username.

take it you're a cardinals fan...sorry dude...

Sorry for what? World Champs!

[No coincidences]

Wonder how old Albert actually is?

Can't wait to see what he looks like at the tail end of that contract.

[yisman]

It's fukkin Pujols.... Mother fukker will be knocking balls around left and right sooner than ya'll think!!!

Good year to be a Los Angeles Angels fan. LA is lucky to have two teams. Rememeber when they had 2 football teams?? Some of you younger fukkers probably dont even know that. Rams and Gangsta Raiders.

they had two football teams back then but they only have one baseball team now. Anaheim is not quite LA.

[HoulihansTX]

Albert "0-ffer" Pujols

0-1000 last 5 games.