He was a fat Zucchini, Russian
Wore a wilderness smile.
A Bandit with a penchant for Toupees
And cigarillos and Vegas.
Once saw him riding tandem
On a rusted bike.
He looked at me,
"Never heard of yah pal."
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He was a fat Zucchini, Russian
Wore a wilderness smile.
A Bandit with a penchant for Toupees
And cigarillos and Vegas.
Once saw him riding tandem
On a rusted bike.
He looked at me,
"Never heard of yah pal." -
not bad!Comment -
I don't think you have to go to these lengths to get in JJ's pant's...he hasn't been laid in what 20 years?Comment -
snap your fingers if you like:
No Coin:
A line movement misogynist
Constantly crossed up and missed
Thread starter; apostle to all things sharp
Tossed aside like a carp.Comment -
Had a dick in your mouth lately?Comment -
Ngates Explained:
A sensitive Neanderthal
on the defensive and sinister.
Positive posting leaves him appalled,
A worldview traced to his childhood and minister.Comment -
This ain't the fukkin dating game
Its a gambling forum sonComment -
Of your perpetual negativity? nah.Comment -
keep the poetry coming!Comment -
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Touche...ngates..touche
Brock Landers:
Detroit born, American as the 'ol red, white, and blue.
One of SBR's most loved until he's on the same play as you.Comment -
not badComment -
One more:
Cash clown and a loser, like athletes in Reeboks.
His totals will lose by at least three shots
Sure, he's got SBR and yes he's a Pro
Baskets addicted to more action than Dwight shootin' freethrowsComment
but it makes things interesting.