" Mike your not dumb"
Mickey, CEO Cris International
3-14-2008
How about you???
RoadDog
SBR MVP
05-11-11
2666
#2
Well, how smart can he be when he used, "your" instead of "you're"?
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BIGDAY
SBR Aristocracy
02-17-10
48245
#3
Thank you for your deposit sir.
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ACoochy
SBR Posting Legend
08-19-09
13949
#4
When a book won't accept my action, even though I've never played their b4...
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Sam Odom
SBR Aristocracy
10-30-05
58063
#5
Get Booted
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CrazyCarl
SBR MVP
10-09-11
1437
#6
Never dealt with anyone other than the live chat people.
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chance
SBR Wise Guy
06-16-08
682
#7
When they remove an entire betting option from the daily betting options because you have slammed them day after day on it.
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Br0nxer
SBR Posting Legend
03-25-11
13665
#8
Tony from 5dimes
"you are not as fukkin stupid as I thought you were"
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mynameismud
SBR Hall of Famer
02-13-12
5461
#9
guy at a sportsbook in vegas hit on my girlfriend right in front of me while i was placing my action. i guess thats a compliment?
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Grits n' Gravy
Restricted User
06-10-10
13024
#10
"Tell D we won't take his action anymore and quit trying to be cute by sending all of you Tao girls in to place his bets for him. We are onto him."---Mark at Venetian to my ex when I had the waitresses at Tao placing cfb bets for me when they backed me off.
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Smoke
SBR Aristocracy
10-09-09
48111
#11
"we ran out of money until football season"
- some idiot from Jazz sports
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Deuce
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
01-12-08
29843
#12
You're Deuce from SBR? You've been limited here betting NHL lines.
-Spiro The Greek
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ZetaPsi808
SBR Posting Legend
09-18-08
12119
#13
rebate wager gave me $100 limits on everything
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Fa11en
SBR High Roller
05-08-11
199
#14
"You're hired"
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Br0nxer
SBR Posting Legend
03-25-11
13665
#15
Originally posted by ZetaPsi808
rebate wager gave me $100 limits on everything
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Br0nxer
SBR Posting Legend
03-25-11
13665
#16
Originally posted by Deuce
You're Deuce from SBR? You've been limited here betting NHL lines.
-Spiro The Greek
no more american customers prikkboy
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InTheDrink
SBR Posting Legend
11-23-09
23983
#17
Does jonelyn from sbr sports book count?
She said she wants my cokk...in my dreams.
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minet123
SBR Posting Legend
02-17-07
10280
#18
Franky Chan @ Samvo
"no more mexi football for you"
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Deuce
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
01-12-08
29843
#19
Originally posted by Br0nxer
no more american customers prikkboy
Ya I started gambling there in 2008 you son of a bitch.
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Br0nxer
SBR Posting Legend
03-25-11
13665
#20
Originally posted by Deuce
Ya I started gambling there in 2008 you son of a bitch.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#21
Some good ones although some exaggerated
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LT Profits
SBR Aristocracy
10-27-06
90963
#22
"Management has decided to no longer accept your action, your total balance will be paid to you promptly" - SIA
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raydog
SBR Hall of Famer
11-07-07
6984
#23
haha..sia has a knack of doing that...
deuce, not a fukking chance in the world your bubble gum hockey action was limited by spiro...absolute 0% chance pal...who does this deuce kid think he fooling, bronxer?
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ChalkyDog
SBR Hall of Famer
10-02-11
9598
#24
"Your withdrawl has been processed" - bookmaker
Me: I'll take florida st. over duke
Book: What number
Me: -3.5
Book: No, the number of the game.
Me: What?
Book: .......
Girlfriend: #873
Me: what?
Book: for how much
Me: $100 Book: Thanks, and don't worry - happens all the time with you kids.
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Br0nxer
SBR Posting Legend
03-25-11
13665
#25
Originally posted by raydog
haha..sia has a knack of doing that...
deuce, not a fukking chance in the world your bubble gum hockey action was limited by spiro...absolute 0% chance pal...who does this deuce kid think he fooling, bronxer?
duecer is a good fukkin kid
definitely resides in fantasy land
prikkboy rode the short bus to school
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darkhat
SBR Hall of Famer
08-18-10
5722
#26
Tony: I'll give you 100 bucks free play for a blow job? please don't post on SBR...
5D**: sorry I'm not gay.
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TankHankerous
SBR MVP
03-22-12
2088
#27
"Your money's no good here, anymore."
~Peter Giordano- Director of Operations @ 5dimes
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B1GER1C828
SBR Posting Legend
07-31-07
10244
#28
"heres a 2000% freeplay with 3x rollover, just please keep playing here"
o wait...
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#29
Here is another one I was told
"JJ will let you and approx 7 others bet into outlaw lines and then adjust off your plays and open to the public"
Linardo...BetGrande
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Deuce
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
01-12-08
29843
#30
"I will give you a dime line of credit, I know you're good for it Deuce."
-Bobbyfk, operations manager at TSoprano Sports
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Optional
Administrator
06-10-10
61766
#31
"We just need a clear photo of you holding your rooster near your face before processing your withdrawal." - Sam SBRbook