What's the best possible bet I can make tonight with $23

firehoyt · 04-17-12, 11:13 AM

Arizona under 8.5

milwaukee mike · 04-17-12, 11:14 AM

wow this is the kind of degenerate shit we love

down to the last $23, will he have money for food or won't he

Br0nxer · 04-17-12, 11:14 AM

23 bucks

Cant make this shit up

Buy food with it guy

Fukk the gambling if thats all u got left

midnighthour12 · 04-17-12, 11:16 AM

Lol I don't have $23 to my name, I have $23 left in my online sports betting account.. I guess made it seem worse than it is. Anyways regardless I'm still desperate. What do y'all like more, Spurs ML or over 199 for total score?

sweep · 04-17-12, 11:16 AM

never fukkin heard of ya pal

midnighthour12 · 04-17-12, 11:19 AM

Originally posted by sweep

never fukkin heard of ya pal

Cause I registered here like a week ago. So the rule here is don't help anyone that you don't recognize lol

milwaukee mike · 04-17-12, 11:25 AM

Originally posted by midnighthour12

Lol I don't have $23 to my name, I have $23 left in my online sports betting account.. I guess made it seem worse than it is. Anyways regardless I'm still desperate. What do y'all like more, Spurs ML or over 199 for total score?

i have become much less interested in the outcome of this bet

red wings -1 1/2 +195

LordVodka · 04-17-12, 11:41 AM

I would play some blakckjack and see where it goes. Make a smal goal, like try to get to $33, then $40 etc etc

Big Bear · 04-17-12, 11:53 AM

dont risk your money on basketball this time of year unless
you are betting against the Bobcats. NBA teams are trying to rest for playoffs
right now.

PAULYPOKER · 04-17-12, 11:56 AM

Originally posted by midnighthour12

Cause I registered here like a week ago. So the rule here is don't help anyone that you don't recognize lol

I refuse to enable you Midnight,seek help ASAP..................

Big Bear · 04-17-12, 12:01 PM

do this 3 team MLB play
Dodgers ML over Brewers
Yankees ML over Twins
D-Backs ML over Pirates

good luck

wtt0315 · 04-17-12, 12:18 PM

2 game parlay

barcelona over 2.5
real madrid over 2.5

blackbeSSt · 04-17-12, 12:28 PM

parlay "no overtime" for all 3 nhl games tonight. pays about +100ish

chingo · 04-17-12, 12:33 PM

parlay this- MEM GRIZZLIES, DET TIGERS, BALITMORE O'S, ARIZONA, LAA.

LoneStar · 04-17-12, 12:34 PM

Originally posted by midnighthour12

i've nearly lost it all, and desperately need to get going here. I've got $23 left, i'd appreciate your best possible plays for tonight. High percentage 2-3 game parlays, whatever, anything. Thanks.

As of right now i like the spurs ml and yankees ml.

take this 5 team parlay to the bank and tank me later

mil (ml)
tor (ml)
laa (-1)
ari (ml)
nyy (-1)

nightlife32 · 04-17-12, 12:36 PM

LMAO at this whole thread!!

mynameismud · 04-17-12, 12:43 PM

a lot of input for 2300 cents. either way, glgl.

midnighthour12 · 04-17-12, 12:44 PM

Originally posted by LoneStar

take this 5 team parlay to the bank and tank me later

mil (ml)
tor (ml)
laa (-1)
ari (ml)
nyy (-1)

I might actually do this except take out Milwaukee. I feel like that one's too much of a tossup.

LoneStar · 04-17-12, 12:46 PM

Originally posted by wtt0315

2 game parlay

barcelona over 2.5
real madrid over 2.5

Are you referring to these 2 match ups?

4/18 - Barcelona (UCL)/Chelsea (UCL)* Over 2½ -122
4/17 - Real Madrid (UCL)/Bayern Munchen (UCL)* Over 2½ -115

frizzelli · 04-17-12, 12:46 PM

Originally posted by midnighthour12

I might actually do this except take out Milwaukee. I feel like that one's too much of a tossup.

Tailing a guy who is new to the forum and who noone has fukkin heard of pal. Wise choice,

LoneStar · 04-17-12, 12:51 PM

Originally posted by midnighthour12

I might actually do this except take out Milwaukee. I feel like that one's too much of a tossup.

don't do that....you might want to reconsider. I came across this, which is interesting. I think LAD in a let down spot

Originally Posted by RoadDog
Current Brewers hitting .323 off Billingsley with a .383 OBP. Billingsley has faced two little league offenses so far. Last year at home he had a 3.07 era but on the road he had a 5.34 era with 34 walks and only 70 ks. Not a good ratio. Road batters hit .284 off him.

Current Dodgers hit .254 off of Gallardo (Ethier 2-12, Loney 2-8, Kemp 4-12, Hairston 2-13) with a .293 OBP. Gallardo has only allowed 3 extra base hits to current Dodgers striking out 24 and walking only 4. Last year at home Gallardo was 10-2 with a 3.00 era. In 8 innings against the Dodgers last year, Gallardo had a 1.13 era, Dodgers hit .143 off of him.

Not to mention Joe Public will say "OH MY GOD THE DODGERS ARE 9-1 AND ARE PLUS MONEY!!! THATS FREE MONEY!!!" No, no its not free money. I'll be all over the Brewers.

JMon · 04-17-12, 12:52 PM

Clev -117
LAD ov 7
Minn 1H +4.5
Minn ov 193

Parlay

midnighthour12 · 04-17-12, 12:53 PM

Originally posted by frizzelli

Tailing a guy who is new to the forum and who noone has fukkin heard of pal. Wise choice,

What would you recommend doing then?

midnighthour12 · 04-17-12, 12:54 PM

Originally posted by LoneStar

don't do that....you might want to reconsider. I came across this, which is interesting. I think LAD in a let down spot

Originally Posted by RoadDog
Current Brewers hitting .323 off Billingsley with a .383 OBP. Billingsley has faced two little league offenses so far. Last year at home he had a 3.07 era but on the road he had a 5.34 era with 34 walks and only 70 ks. Not a good ratio. Road batters hit .284 off him.

Current Dodgers hit .254 off of Gallardo (Ethier 2-12, Loney 2-8, Kemp 4-12, Hairston 2-13) with a .293 OBP. Gallardo has only allowed 3 extra base hits to current Dodgers striking out 24 and walking only 4. Last year at home Gallardo was 10-2 with a 3.00 era. In 8 innings against the Dodgers last year, Gallardo had a 1.13 era, Dodgers hit .143 off of him.

Not to mention Joe Public will say "OH MY GOD THE DODGERS ARE 9-1 AND ARE PLUS MONEY!!! THATS FREE MONEY!!!" No, no its not free money. I'll be all over the Brewers.

Liriano has good career numbers against the Yanks. For the line of -270 on that game I might drop the Yankees. I don't have a great feeling about Arizona either.

LordVodka · 04-17-12, 01:03 PM

Save yourself the time and go into the blackjack room and bet it all. Tell is what happens.

midnighthour12 · 04-17-12, 01:09 PM

Originally posted by LordVodka

Save yourself the time and go into the blackjack room and bet it all. Tell is what happens.

I've never messed with casino games before and wouldn't have any idea what I'm doing. Don't really have any idea what I'm doing sports betting either though!