What has been your most DRUNK loss??

aggieshawn · 04-14-12, 08:29 PM

Fuk it ..

Bostongambler · 04-14-12, 08:31 PM

I'm drunk responding to this.

Brock Landers · 04-14-12, 08:31 PM

salud fella

FindTheLock · 04-14-12, 08:31 PM

you mean how drunk I was before I bet, or after finding out I lost? I seem to get more plastered after losses then beforehand.

Br0nxer · 04-14-12, 08:35 PM

nothing

Im not stupid

i put my bets in and then drink

ChalkyDog · 04-14-12, 08:35 PM

I was piss drunk when I placed my wager, and even more drunk during the event.

Arizona v. Illinois 2005, elite 8.

Drinking did not mitigate the overwhelming feeling of fukking shit up.

I've only had one "mistaken" wager - but I was sober, and I still believe the bookie graded it wrong.

Brock Landers · 04-14-12, 08:37 PM

Originally posted by ChalkyDog

I was piss drunk when I placed my wager, and even more drunk during the event.

Arizona v. Illinois 2005, elite 8.

Drinking did not mitigate the overwhelming feeling of fukking shit up.

I've only had one "mistaken" wager - but I was sober, and I still believe the bookie graded it wrong.

an all time game for the illini!

Who do you have??

hels · 04-14-12, 08:38 PM

Before I go out I logout and close all the betting websites. If I feel like making a bet when I get home I'm usually too drunk to figure out how. Works every time.

ebbearsfb1 · 04-14-12, 08:40 PM

Few years back had zona ml early in the season vs uab.... wasn't a huge play.. I still remember it though because it was a tie score and nick wise fouled with .05 seconds left on purpose... his reason after the game was he thought they were losing by 1

peacebyinches · 04-14-12, 08:42 PM

drink to much bam <---- millionaire how it works sometimes

ChalkyDog · 04-14-12, 09:24 PM

Originally posted by Brock Landers

an all time game for the illini!

Who do you have??

Arizona, of course - my Alma Mater, even though my whole Chi-City based family was on the otherside.

I truly can't even tell you if Arizona covered that game, all I know is I was pissed.

ChalkyDog · 04-14-12, 09:26 PM

Originally posted by ebbearsfb1

Few years back had zona ml early in the season vs uab.... wasn't a huge play.. I still remember it though because it was a tie score and nick wise fouled with .05 seconds left on purpose... his reason after the game was he thought they were losing by 1

HAHAHA! Oh my god, man. I apologize to you and every other person who had Arizona ML. My fukkin' god - that game blew my mind.

Up by 1, Jamelle Horne literally goes out of his way, when UAB could only put up a half-court prayer, to intentionally foul one of their best FT shooters. Arizona had that game won, yet Horne literally ran after and dove after the UAB kid, to intentionally foul him.

Horne never got over that. And to make matters worse, he did something very similar (although not as egregious) very soon after in the USC game. Horne has been forever dubbed the dumbest player we have ever had.

InTheDrink · 04-14-12, 09:26 PM

I don't remember

Roadtrip635 · 04-14-12, 09:37 PM

Did something similar, at the track trying to get a bet in at one of the machines. Drinking and trying to get it in before the race went off and bet the wrong track. The horse I tried to bet won easily, but the horse I actually bet came in second to last.

Only did that one other time, but was sober and too much in a rush. Lines too long at the window to get the bet in and used the machine and bet the wrong track. Got lucky though made a WP bet, horse I bet came in second, covered my bet and made a little profit. The horse I intended to bet came in 4th.

Nick Papageorgio · 04-15-12, 02:45 AM

Originally posted by Br0nxer

nothing

Im not stupid

i put my bets in and then drink

Then you chug pickle juice at half time to sober up for 2Hs?

Iwinyourmoney · 04-15-12, 05:23 AM

When I was 21 in Vegas I made a $3,000 ML line dog parlay. I don't remember making the bet. All I remember was getting kicked off the BJ table with a lot of money.

I woke up with $1200 and a $3,000 ml dog parlay 3 Teamer. I don't remember the teams but I remember it paid $97,000. All 3 teams lost

Ez Money 77 · 04-15-12, 08:57 AM

Originally posted by Iwinyourmoney

When I was 21 in Vegas I made a $3,000 ML line dog parlay. I don't remember making the bet. All I remember was getting kicked off the BJ table with a lot of money.

I woke up with $1200 and a $3,000 ml dog parlay 3 Teamer. I don't remember the teams but I remember it paid $97,000. All 3 teams lost

Omg that white so funny. Can u ******* imagine if that parlay actually hit? You would be drunk all over again.

ThaTopMoron · 04-15-12, 10:14 AM

how about a drunk win?

last night my friend was freaking out as the Blackhawks were trying to tie their game up @ 3 and there were less than 30 seconds left... somehow, someway, they tied it with 5 seconds left! we had been talking about how my gambling is fukk'd up and he would never ever try it... i told him that after that miracle goal, that this was one of those perfect "spots" to take the team with the momentum that had just miraculously tied the game to win the game in OT. he told me not to jinx his team!

so i logged into BM on his computer and brought up live betting and both teams listed in OT to win @ -115.... I told him watch this and played the Hawks to win in OT for 2 units

they won... i was happy, he was happy. like i had told him, you bet on the team that got to overtime out of their ass to win! just like the Bulls vs Heat game

i wish i was more drunk and put like 20 units on the Hawks lol

RyanLeafOfBets · 04-15-12, 10:19 AM

Honestly, I guarantee you i'm up lifetime drunk betting. I'm a pretty sick drunk capper. I don't know why I don't do it more often.

However, I'm definitely down drunk in the casino... blackjack, roulette, poker bury me when I'm drunk. If I drink and play poker, I think i'm Phil Ivey and try to bluff, raise, re-raise, check-raise, etc. every hand. A few years ago, I got blasted, got in a $500 sit & go, got 3rd (so, I made my money back and a slight profit), but I think I went all-in like 12 times and was behind on 9/12. That had to be the record for suckouts in a single sit & go. I ended up going busto with AA vs AK. Flop was 10JQ.

Louisvillekid1 · 04-15-12, 12:17 PM

Originally posted by Iwinyourmoney

When I was 21 in Vegas I made a $3,000 ML line dog parlay. I don't remember making the bet. All I remember was getting kicked off the BJ table with a lot of money.

I woke up with $1200 and a $3,000 ml dog parlay 3 Teamer. I don't remember the teams but I remember it paid $97,000. All 3 teams lost

Lol, that a hell of a parlay...

ChalkyDog · 04-15-12, 04:24 PM

Drunk gambling is a rookie mistake. The problem is we're all degens, and for some of us - being drunk is the least of our problems. If there is a bet to be made, and a drink to be drunk - we are partaking.

Good thread, man!

blowseq · 04-15-12, 04:29 PM

i become very selective handicapper when im drunk.

Balco10 · 04-15-12, 04:34 PM

Blacked out last night. Woke up to see I fired my balance on the Braves -146 today.