The cubs are Cleveland Indians bad in the movie major league..

[PickWinnerAllDay]

Only difference is that I don't see them pulling some miracle out of their hat because they hate the owner.

Soriano is cerano
Soto is jake except instead of being old he is fat and stoned.
Castro is talented but honestly might be the dumbest kid in baseball.
Marlon Byrd is an embarrassment to the game.

This team is a disaster, theo. 60 wins, better do some smart drafting.

[ChalkyDog]

Very well done. and no surprise. Marmol could be Wild-thing, pre glasses.

[PickWinnerAllDay]

On days that dempster, garza, and shark pitch, cubs unders will be hitting all season I think. This lineup can NOT score. Not one single middle of the order caliber hitter.