I dethroned pags as the best college football handicapper by going 9-2 today. I don't exactly know how he did since all his posts have been edited recently but I know he didn't go no 9-2.
Since I am the new King I will soon create a list and submit it to SBR of the posters I want banned from my threads.
I will also need a sidekick that will kiss my ass and tout me 24/7 all over these boards. They must also press F5 repeatedly so my threads have over 7000 views. And they must pretend to be my local that gives me favorable lines at +120. You must be very good at ghosting.
These demands must be met or I will take my picks and become a free agent, getting top dollar on the FA market.
Wait, I just realized something...... I beat a .500 capper, a coin flipper. Big Fuking Deal.
The sad part is he suppsedly spends hours on his shitty picks while I pick em while on the toilet.
Since I am the new King I will soon create a list and submit it to SBR of the posters I want banned from my threads.
I will also need a sidekick that will kiss my ass and tout me 24/7 all over these boards. They must also press F5 repeatedly so my threads have over 7000 views. And they must pretend to be my local that gives me favorable lines at +120. You must be very good at ghosting.
These demands must be met or I will take my picks and become a free agent, getting top dollar on the FA market.
Wait, I just realized something...... I beat a .500 capper, a coin flipper. Big Fuking Deal.

The sad part is he suppsedly spends hours on his shitty picks while I pick em while on the toilet.



All seriousness though, if you really went 9 - 2 today, congrats!