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  • Cougar Bait
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 10-04-07
    • 18282

    #1
    You Can Be One Other Poster For A Day
    Live his life

    Fukk his girl

    Anything goes

    Everyone will say Opie, but try to be original

    I say............

    Richkas

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    Why????

    Because A) It's one day B) I can bang a young skinny blonde without a brain C) I can go to jail for punching her step-brother who is pissed I am fuckking her but who cares because D) I have Butch and other shady fuckks backing me up and E) I can make a video documenting the whole thing and win April POTM
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  • Brock Landers
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 06-30-08
    • 45359

    #2
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    • King Mayan
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 09-22-10
      • 21326

      #3
      Shari..

      I want to have ovaries, breasts.

      The only bad part would be JJ stalking me..
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      • baskets
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 11-24-11
        • 11691

        #4
        I want to be Mayan....

        ...... to have the ability to dance all night to mariachi music, to be able to handle a lawnmower like it's a Formula 1 car, to be able to leap high border fences in a single bound.... and, most importantly, to be able to curl a 30 lb dumbell with my rooster while my balls clap together and offer emotional support.... and spotting if necessary!!!


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        • onetrickpony
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 08-23-10
          • 9434

          #5
          shari so i can finger my pussy
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          • RyanLeafOfBets
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 01-03-10
            • 8164

            #6
            I would be you Cougar... and I would steal all your cooking knowledge/skills/recipes!
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            • sickler
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 06-05-08
              • 15006

              #7
              SBR John, to be a multi-millionaire for a day.


              I'd go on a spending spree with those millions. Yayo and hookers. Lots of it!!!
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              • brettels
                SBR MVP
                • 11-04-10
                • 3376

                #8
                Hareeba! could find out all sorts of shilling deals he has with betfair, matchbook and pinnacle. What the pay is like and the requirements of his SHILLLLLLLLLLLL operations. Then I'd place an all in bet with his accounts on GWS to beat hawthorn, haaaa suck it ya buzz killington fak!
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                • baskets
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 11-24-11
                  • 11691

                  #9
                  ha ha.

                  so is Hareeba a fraud and a liar? I'm not stating... I'm just asking

                  I read he stated he made 80% of his profits from horse racing and .......

                  please confirm, brettels
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                  • shari91
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 02-23-10
                    • 32661

                    #10
                    Originally posted by baskets
                    ha ha.

                    so is Hareeba a fraud and a liar? I'm not stating... I'm just asking

                    I read he stated he made 80% of his profits from horse racing and .......

                    please confirm, brettels
                    No

                    brettels is being silly

                    i think i'd like to be ngates

                    i'm pretty sure he just doesn't give an f and is very honest with everyone

                    i'd love to be able to tell people what i truly thought
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                    • ttrace35
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 09-30-10
                      • 10828

                      #11
                      I would be poster baskets, so I can kill my fukking self.
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                      • baskets
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 11-24-11
                        • 11691

                        #12
                        I would be trace.... so I could look in the mirror and see something that so incredibly resembles one of those beasts from the animal kingdom.
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                        • baskets
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 11-24-11
                          • 11691

                          #13
                          u can always tell these animals from their stupid fukking avatars... and they think they're cool
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                          • Ez Money 77
                            SBR MVP
                            • 11-23-11
                            • 2585

                            #14
                            Originally posted by ttrace35
                            I would be poster baskets, so I can kill my fukking self.
                            honest to god I was coming in to put this.
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                            • Mr KLC
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 12-19-07
                              • 31097

                              #15
                              Originally posted by ttrace35
                              I would be poster baskets, so I can kill my fukking self.
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                              • jjgold
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 07-20-05
                                • 388179

                                #16
                                No comment

                                thread going down hill already

                                Too much hate
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                                • cecil127
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 11-19-09
                                  • 7310

                                  #17
                                  I wouldnt trade places with any of ya. I have yet to find myself envious of anyone here....cept maybe dads stash of hot chick pics.
                                  Seriously though-my wifes hot, kids killin it at probably one of the best private schools in the country (4.0) ($32k\yr) and as sick as it sounds I enjoy my job roofing and im payin the bills. Throw in some partial ownership in a 3y/o pacer and and a cabin on the salmon river (NY) and u quickly realize there's no one else around id rather be.
                                  Plus jj said I looked like tom selleck.....beat that.
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                                  • Cougar Bait
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 10-04-07
                                    • 18282

                                    #18
                                    I change my mind

                                    I want to be Cecil
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                                    • Smoke
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 10-09-09
                                      • 48111

                                      #19
                                      bigday

                                      So I can bang his wife
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                                      • BIGDAY
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 02-17-10
                                        • 48245

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Smoke
                                        bigday

                                        So I can bang his wife
                                        You're lucky I love you smokey.
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                                        • Smoke
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 10-09-09
                                          • 48111

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by BIGDAY

                                          You're lucky I love you smokey.
                                          Thanks pal. Love you too.. Cheers!
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                                          • PickWinnerAllDay
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 08-31-11
                                            • 12722

                                            #22
                                            I'd be crustyme. With one second left in the day I'd put a bullet through my temple. World, sbr, both better off.
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                                            • Chi_archie
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 07-22-08
                                              • 63172

                                              #23
                                              I'd be Kraken
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                                              • stevek173
                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                • 03-29-08
                                                • 27598

                                                #24
                                                that dude who spams everywhere "AND DON'T FORGET YOU'RE A PAUPER NOW"

                                                i wish i could be that free
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                                                • beefcake
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 11-26-09
                                                  • 14029

                                                  #25
                                                  I would EaglesPhan, so that way my knowledge of betting on a wider range of sports would be more vast then what I have now.
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                                                  • milwaukee mike
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 08-22-07
                                                    • 26914

                                                    #26
                                                    stevek i don't know what you're talking about

                                                    AND DON'T FORGET YOU'RE A PAUPER NOW
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                                                    • sweep
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 10-09-10
                                                      • 16753

                                                      #27
                                                      Id be Zeta so I can see what its like to bang fat ugly chicks.....

                                                      Sorry pal
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                                                      • wtt0315
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 01-18-07
                                                        • 8037

                                                        #28
                                                        i would be jon from betislands so i could spend all the posters money here that loses.
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                                                        • frizzelli
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 08-06-10
                                                          • 8916

                                                          #29
                                                          Secretrash so I can realize how great my current life is and take anything for granted. The guy by far has the most pathetic life on SBR and I as well could put a bullet in my head to end his pathetic existence of a life.
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                                                          • sweep
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 10-09-10
                                                            • 16753

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by frizzelli
                                                            Secretrash so I can realize how great my current life is and take anything for granted. The guy by far has the most pathetic life on SBR and I as well could put a bullet in my head to end his pathetic existence of a life.
                                                            Stash=Good guy
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                                                            • Smoke
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 10-09-09
                                                              • 48111

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by frizzelli
                                                              Secretrash so I can realize how great my current life is and take anything for granted. The guy by far has the most pathetic life on SBR and I as well could put a bullet in my head to end his pathetic existence of a life.
                                                              who is this stash guy?
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                                                              • frizzelli
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 08-06-10
                                                                • 8916

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Smoke
                                                                who is this stash guy?
                                                                Biggest hamburger on SBR bar none pal.
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                                                                • sweep
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 10-09-10
                                                                  • 16753

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by frizzelli
                                                                  Biggest hamburger on SBR bar none pal.

                                                                  Frizzel u fukk, ship me some points
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                                                                  • frizzelli
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 08-06-10
                                                                    • 8916

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by sweep
                                                                    Stash=Good guy
                                                                    Fuk that the guy is the biggest pussy on the site and anyone who likes him is a pussy period .
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                                                                    • crockettstheme
                                                                      Restricted User
                                                                      • 04-05-12
                                                                      • 25

                                                                      #35
                                                                      ummm your from canada pal lol
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