Why fight a trend? I will learn to embrace an Obama Presidency.
For now on, if I work at all, it will be a government job. It won't pay much, but if I work for government, I'll be in the ruling class. Obama will see to it.
I'll make sure I qualify for all the government freebies I can get. Obama will just tax those with money to give them to me.
I might have a little bit of a problem being white. But I'll just acknowledge that blacks are my superiors and suck up the best I can. And I'll agree that all blacks should have reparations. Of course, the money won't be coming from me since I'll only be a low paid government worker who is already in need of your tax dollars for my own needs.
So, let's welcome the Obama Presidency. And those of you with money? Obama will help you find your checkbook.
For now on, if I work at all, it will be a government job. It won't pay much, but if I work for government, I'll be in the ruling class. Obama will see to it.
I'll make sure I qualify for all the government freebies I can get. Obama will just tax those with money to give them to me.
I might have a little bit of a problem being white. But I'll just acknowledge that blacks are my superiors and suck up the best I can. And I'll agree that all blacks should have reparations. Of course, the money won't be coming from me since I'll only be a low paid government worker who is already in need of your tax dollars for my own needs.
So, let's welcome the Obama Presidency. And those of you with money? Obama will help you find your checkbook.

