Big Sign I Need To Spend Less Time On SBR

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  • VegasDave
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 01-03-07
    • 8056

    #1
    Big Sign I Need To Spend Less Time On SBR
    Last night I am fvcking sleeping and all of a sudden I find myself in a dream that I'm in this fvcking third world country. I don't know whats going on and everyone is staring at me as I stick out like a sore thumb here...

    And then I hear "USCKingsy, thanks for coming buddy, http://www.sbrodds.com/ sbrforum.com sbrchat.com" and sure enough there is Roguey and we are apparently trying to escape Nicaragua. Apparently I agreed to help him?

    Anyway I recognize my surroundings from his videos and we are on the run from Nicaraguan bookies and we apparently miss our van. Rogue tells me that was our only chance and we are now stuck here until the next van comes by in a month. Now I'm stuck in this shithole with Rogue for a month! Right when I'm trying to find my passport, I wake up.

    WHAT THE FVCK. If I'm going to have an SBR dream, why the fvck can't it involve Robyn?

    I'm really, really, really, really glad that I didn't watch JJ's nude video
  • Robyn
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 02-05-08
    • 9681

    #2
    Since you didn't watch the video, here is a little taste of what you missed.

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    • SlickFazzer
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 05-22-08
      • 20209

      #3
      Robyn:

      Is it just me or does it seem JJ only lifts upper body at the gym? Look at the guns, traps, and pecs compared to his stick legs.....
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      • pavyracer
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 04-12-07
        • 82869

        #4
        Originally posted by SlickFazzer
        Robyn:

        Is it just me or does it seem JJ only lifts upper body at the gym? Look at the guns, traps, and pecs compared to his stick legs.....
        Skinny legs make the 2.4 inch pecker stick out better.
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        • SlickFazzer
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 05-22-08
          • 20209

          #5
          Originally posted by pavyracer
          Skinny legs make the 2.4 inch pecker stick out better.
          Pavy you nailed it. Skinny white legs and black socks do make your pecker look larger.....Saw it on Opera one time awhile back.
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          • gm2022
            SBR MVP
            • 02-28-08
            • 4128

            #6
            USC we all Need to spend less time here!
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            • Robyn
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 02-05-08
              • 9681

              #7
              You guys should be like us and go to the park to feed ducks.
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              • mtneer1212
                SBR MVP
                • 06-22-08
                • 4993

                #8
                Sign that I spend too much time on here: My boss (a very nice Indian lady) comes to me wanting me to work on a new project, and instead of telling her that I do not have enough bandwidth to take on her project, or instead of telling her I am too busy -- you guessed it, i say to her -- "Sorry, I am completely barrelled in right now."

                Needless to say, she looked at me like I was on drugs.
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                • SlickFazzer
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 05-22-08
                  • 20209

                  #9
                  Gentleman, Just go on an SBR bender. Sometimes more is better than less.
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