Careers for $$$$ for aspiring Professional Gamblers

[SlickFazzer]

Some good money making opportunities to supplement your income.

1. Stock Trader
2. Apartment Manager
3. Freelance Writer
4. Webmaster
5. Snow Removal
6. Dog Walker

[SSLP]

Slicky you forget doing online surveys for $$$$

[JRS21386]

Slicky you forget doing online surveys for $$$$

Have you actually ever found an online survey thing that PAYS you?

[SlickFazzer]

Have you actually ever found an online survey thing that PAYS you?

I have not had any success finding anything related to online surveys that amounted to anything worthwhile.

[SSLP]

Hmm I did one a few years ago and got paid $200 for 10 minutes cant beat that , I guess the way the economy is right now they cant afford that anymore

[accuscoresucks]

selling your jizz,to spruce up the econo in the future

[onthewhat]

where is making cold cuts at on the list?

[SlickFazzer]

selling your jizz,to spruce up the econo in the future

Yes, forgot about selling of bodily fluids. I used to sell plasma twice a week. Never got into selling the spunk however.

[SlickFazzer]

where is making cold cuts at on the list?

I thought about the cole cuts business....however I have to think that there are easier and more profitable ways to earn money.

[THE_LOCKSMITH]

stripper

[BurtRapp]

Get a chick you might be banging right now. Friends with benefits type a deal. Not anyone you have feelings for. You get her extremely attached to you. Presents/compliments whirlwind of time spent together. then you start the process of breaking her down. discredit her/make her have even lower self esteem than she already had. There is a science to it ( too much to write on here ). Take a few pictures. Slowly start to go out with her to pick up other guys ( tell her whatever it takes for her to do it - I find that telling them that it turns you on to see her with other guys works WELL !! ). Once she has resorted to this you let her know that if she is going to do this you mind as well get paid for it. Get yourself a Craigs list add and it's on. Repeat the process like it's shampoo.

[SlickFazzer]

Get a chick you might be banging right now. Friends with benefits type a deal. Not anyone you have feelings for. You get her extremely attached to you. Presents/compliments whirlwind of time spent together. then you start the process of breaking her down. discredit her/make her have even lower self esteem than she already had. There is a science to it ( too much to write on here ). Take a few pictures. Slowly start to go out with her to pick up other guys ( tell her whatever it takes for her to do it - I find that telling them that it turns you on to see her with other guys works WELL !! ). Once she has resorted to this you let her know that if she is going to do this you mind as well get paid for it. Get yourself a Craigs list add and it's on. Repeat the process like it's shampoo.

Solid information, and great money making endeavor.

[compaqDikk]

selling your jizz,to spruce up the econo in the future

1. have to be harvard grade cumma sum laude
2. blue eye
3. 6'3

accu's stats:

1. chico state comm. college outside of palo alto, flunked 3 weeks in
2. lost an eye in bb shootout as kid and hazel
3. 5'4 and bald as a a fukkin eagle; 320lbs but sheeding quickly due to no food and can't call in deliveries anymore since fone was shut off

you can apply if you want i guess

[Kaps]

Get a chick you might be banging right now. Friends with benefits type a deal. Not anyone you have feelings for. You get her extremely attached to you. Presents/compliments whirlwind of time spent together. then you start the process of breaking her down. discredit her/make her have even lower self esteem than she already had. There is a science to it ( too much to write on here ). Take a few pictures. Slowly start to go out with her to pick up other guys ( tell her whatever it takes for her to do it - I find that telling them that it turns you on to see her with other guys works WELL !! ). Once she has resorted to this you let her know that if she is going to do this you mind as well get paid for it. Get yourself a Craigs list add and it's on. Repeat the process like it's shampoo.

thats just great ....love it

[fiveteamer]

1. have to be harvard grade cumma sum laude
2. blue eye
3. 6'3

accu's stats:

1. chico state comm. college outside of palo alto, flunked 3 weeks in
2. lost an eye in bb shootout as kid and hazel
3. 5'4 and bald as a a fukkin eagle; 320lbs but sheeding quickly due to no food and can't call in deliveries anymore since fone was shut off

you can apply if you want i guess

LOL

compaq is fukkin ruthless.

[BurtRapp]

I am probably giving too much information here. Don't want the market flooded with people trying to do what I do.
Once you have her to the point where she is willing to do the Craigslist thing (hopefully she is an addict at this time) but you might want to introduce her to "H" or powder. So you are ready to get the add up. before you do so you need to take measures so that you can handle the calls and business you will get. First you go to Vumber . com. this service gives you unique phone #'s from your state that will automatically forward to your existing cell phone. You get your girl(s) a cell phone. you go and get business cards to be handed out on all dates. These business cards should mention massages or some other " script " so that it is less incriminating. You also get hooked into these large databases for prostitutes. here in chicago that would be " Chicago After dark " which is like a free magazine that carries adds of this sort. At V-Umber . com you get about 4 new phone #'s. You give craig's list one # / Chicago after dark one # / and business cards one #. this is so you can tell where the business comes from and charge accordingly. not all jobs are the same price. Once you get a steady stream of income you might want to find a motel to start doing incalls so that you don't always have the girls out traveling all day. people on your payroll:
Motel manager. Give him a cut to keep his mouth closed.
Security: any compulsive gambler or hustler will do the job. get a big guy that can handle himself. He goes out on all outcalls. he gets a percentage from you and the girl's end.
Girl - we all know she is already on your payroll. But what you don't understand is she also has drug addict friends that will see her with a stream of income and will want to join your team.
ANY OTHER QUESTIONS ??????

[SlickFazzer]

Excellent information Burt, outstanding.

[JRS21386]

I am probably giving too much information here. Don't want the market flooded with people trying to do what I do.
Once you have her to the point where she is willing to do the Craigslist thing (hopefully she is an addict at this time) but you might want to introduce her to "H" or powder. So you are ready to get the add up. before you do so you need to take measures so that you can handle the calls and business you will get. First you go to Vumber . com. this service gives you unique phone #'s from your state that will automatically forward to your existing cell phone. You get your girl(s) a cell phone. you go and get business cards to be handed out on all dates. These business cards should mention massages or some other " script " so that it is less incriminating. You also get hooked into these large databases for prostitutes. here in chicago that would be " Chicago After dark " which is like a free magazine that carries adds of this sort. At V-Umber . com you get about 4 new phone #'s. You give craig's list one # / Chicago after dark one # / and business cards one #. this is so you can tell where the business comes from and charge accordingly. not all jobs are the same price. Once you get a steady stream of income you might want to find a motel to start doing incalls so that you don't always have the girls out traveling all day. people on your payroll:
Motel manager. Give him a cut to keep his mouth closed.
Security: any compulsive gambler or hustler will do the job. get a big guy that can handle himself. He goes out on all outcalls. he gets a percentage from you and the girl's end.
Girl - we all know she is already on your payroll. But what you don't understand is she also has drug addict friends that will see her with a stream of income and will want to join your team.
ANY OTHER QUESTIONS ??????

[BurtRapp]

Thanks pal. all information is for entertainment purposes only !!!! LOL

[JRS21386]

lol i hear ya... keep em comin

[pico]

burtrapp, you're the man. you pretty much layout the blue print for me to get a business loan

[SlickFazzer]

The sex business would be fun to be in.

[BurtRapp]

I'm so barreled in right now I'm borrowing money from my hoes. Is there anyway I can get GMGIRL in my stable.

[LVHerbie]

This company used to send me three packs of unlabeled smokes to try out every couple months and would put $5 bucks in with the cigs... after you answered about 10 minutes of questions they would send you a check for $10... with the price of smokes these days it was pretty much a free $30 every couple months... probably not enough for most to live on though...

[gm2022]

I'm so barreled in right now I'm borrowing money from my hoes. Is there anyway I can get GMGIRL in my stable.

Is there a signing bonus?

[pico]

Some good money making opportunities to supplement your income.

1. Stock Trader
2. Apartment Manager
3. Freelance Writer
4. Webmaster
5. Snow Removal
6. Dog Walker

very good list. did #2 in highschool. i doubt i'll ever do #6. #-3 sounds good to me...except i have nothing exciting to write about except bunch of fun bar stories.