Never go to Vegas alone: TI pit boss trapped me with an escort

[yisman]

Lots of words. But I read them all.

That puts you one up on half of SBR, I guess.

[Grits n' Gravy]

Liked the story. For me, it's not escorts showing up at the table but usually they will swap in a hot female dealer when I am on a good run.

MGM used to always do that to me in their old Monte Carlo high limit room. They'd swap in an Asian broad who just was a killer.

[pimike]

Enjoyed the story. I doubt it's real, but it still gave me a chuckle.

Lmfao!!! I second this!

Always have a peice with my money in the safe just fit this case.

[rm18]

[Big Bear]

Thursday night I was at TI playing double deck alone, had some big fat black dealer broad from Chicago. Well guys as usual I could not lose a hand. My chips were stacking up into nice towers of green and black and purple. Of course mathy attracted a lot of heat, and some dorky pitboss from Latvia came over and wouldn't take his eyes off me. I hate pit bosses, always rooting for people to lose mostly because they cannot stand the sight of somebody winning in a few hours what they make in a few months. See http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...kin-loser.html.

Well they don't do anything, but in a few minutes a hot ~22 year old broad with huge sits next to me. She is some sort of latin/asian hybrid. Of course I get distracted and start losing a few hands and the pitboss smiles. Well I know what is going on here so I decide to color up and take off. The broad follows me all the way to the cashier and tells me she can make my dreams come true. She says she can tell I don't get laid a lot and that she can change that. She is right as I have had a really bad dry spell for the last 5 years or so . Well she asks for my room number and I tell her the room number across the hall from me. She says she will be up in a few minutes. I wait by my door staring out of the fukkin peephole for 15 minutes and my eye is getting tired, I would switch eyes every few minutes but what a battle to stay focused. Finally she shows up to the door across from me, and I look to see if she is with some big black dude or something. She is alone so I open the door and say oh oops I gave you the wrong #.

She comes in and is less friendly now, just talking business. I don't like this part as it is a turnoff. She says she wants $3000 and I tell her she is crazy. I say $1500, and I want bareback everything and I want to kiss too like a girlfriend. She comes back with $2000 and we shake hands. Now get this. She says she wants to run a bath for me and scrub my balls like this is supposed to reduce chance of infection . Well I go for it and she is scrubbing my balls and then says for me to shower to rinse off. She leaves the bathroom but comes back naked and joins me in the shower. We fool around a little bit but she will barely touch my rod. Anyways we dry off and she gets a phone call. She looks panicked and apologizes and says she has to run. What a fukkin cocktease. this was my best shot in 5 years to get laid and i could not pull the trigger.

well i get dressed and go downstairs to gamble again. but thats when i remembered a post by grits n gravy that this could be a scam where she just came to get my room key, then bolt, wait for me to leave, come back in and take my shit. Well I play one hand of bj (11 v 6 and lose my double down.. cockfuck) and go right back up. I go into room and look around frantically, and yes, everything is still there. I relax and figure I was just being paranoid and I should stop reading SBR. Well 2 seconds later I hear a room key in my door and it opens and it's two huge ******* black guys. I mean each one had to be 300lbs. If you watch 30 rock picture grizz and dotcom coming into your room.

they just shake their heads at me and tell me to stand in the corner and to strip. i have no choice and whats worse is they laugh at my pecker which has shrunk a lot due to the stress of the ordeal. they go through my stuff and make me give them my code for the safe. well they finally leave and i turn around and they took everything, just like jjgold described (I looked even more scared than jjgold clip below). i have zero ******* clothes and they even took my SBR underwear. I have to wait for a cleaning lady to come by and get her to bring me a towel, then I go knocking on peoples doors to use their phone. well I don't know anyones phone number since its all programmed in my phone except for BAUS whom I consult with daily to see where the sharp Canadian money is going. so I have to call BAUS who gives me Fishhead's number in vegas. I call FH and of course he is at the Silverton pounding a progressive that is at $450 and must go off by $500. He is laughing at me and says he will come by soon but has to nail this progressive.

Well I fall asleep and finally there is a knock on my door. It's FH grinning from ear to ear because he nailed another jackpot. He says "sir! I nailed the jackpot! But the best part is because I'm a Diamond member they throw in a free deck of cards sir!". For those who don't know him, Fish is one of the most enthusiastic EV hunters I have ever seen. Anyways he throws me a bag full of clothes and I get dressed. Unbelievable, every single thing i'm wearing says M Resort on it. M Resort track pants, M resort sweater, M resort ball cap. He hands me an old $20 pair of Nike runners and a few meal comps and tells me he has to run because there's a video poker jackpot sitting at $2500 at Mi Casa.

I hope you guys learn your lesson from this and remember to always listen to jjgold, there is a reason why we call him the coach.

mathy

[alling]

This is what you get when you stay in a shitty motel full of crackheads.

[tatommack]

story isn't true though, they have cams to catch those guys if it was true. Pickup a weapon and yell scream and start throwing stuff, its that simple

Lmao at ttwarrior trying to call bs

[pulledclear]

Poorly written manic joke! penetrate off shit stain.

[Russian Rocket]

Lmao at ttwarrior trying to call bs

[ChuckyTheGoat]

Mathy rules

[unluckysob]

How did she get the room key??----Bitchs will rob you---bitch put something in my drink---stole $1600. and 2 winning sports tickets worth $630 each---BE CAREFUL

[mikejamm]

Didn't we just read this same fuk'in story about a month ago, different author? You'd think you fuks could come up with a different story line every now and then. "Some sort of latin/asian hybrid bitch huh?" Didn't you say the pit boss was eying you bigtime? Why don't you tell us the real story?

The pit boss "was" the latin/asian guy who you invited up to your room after he caught you colluding with the big fat black dealer broad from Chicago. He brought with him the two huge black guys and you all had a three way, you on sloppy bottom of course. Afterwards, you washed the pit boss' balls and he kicked you outta the casino!

[gregm]

Where is math? this place is dead without jj and mathy

[CollegePro]

this is fukcing total bs... first thing you do is to call front desk and security when somebody come into your room to rob you.

[Sledge187]

Great read!

[pulledclear]

[billyloco]

My brother just retired as a pb @ Caesars and the friggin $$$ he made (till about 2 yrs ago) was fukkn insane!!
I just located a 1963 Porsche he's been after fir 4/5 yrs, he meets me in Houston with a leather satchel holding $60,000....i was soooo friggin nervous till we gave the owner most of it.

[Pew Pew]

Thursday night I was at TI playing double deck alone, had some big fat black dealer broad from Chicago. Well guys as usual I could not lose a hand. My chips were stacking up into nice towers of green and black and purple. Of course mathy attracted a lot of heat, and some dorky pitboss from Latvia came over and wouldn't take his eyes off me. I hate pit bosses, always rooting for people to lose mostly because they cannot stand the sight of somebody winning in a few hours what they make in a few months. See http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...kin-loser.html.

Well they don't do anything, but in a few minutes a hot ~22 year old broad with huge sits next to me. She is some sort of latin/asian hybrid. Of course I get distracted and start losing a few hands and the pitboss smiles. Well I know what is going on here so I decide to color up and take off. The broad follows me all the way to the cashier and tells me she can make my dreams come true. She says she can tell I don't get laid a lot and that she can change that. She is right as I have had a really bad dry spell for the last 5 years or so . Well she asks for my room number and I tell her the room number across the hall from me. She says she will be up in a few minutes. I wait by my door staring out of the fukkin peephole for 15 minutes and my eye is getting tired, I would switch eyes every few minutes but what a battle to stay focused. Finally she shows up to the door across from me, and I look to see if she is with some big black dude or something. She is alone so I open the door and say oh oops I gave you the wrong #.

She comes in and is less friendly now, just talking business. I don't like this part as it is a turnoff. She says she wants $3000 and I tell her she is crazy. I say $1500, and I want bareback everything and I want to kiss too like a girlfriend. She comes back with $2000 and we shake hands. Now get this. She says she wants to run a bath for me and scrub my balls like this is supposed to reduce chance of infection . Well I go for it and she is scrubbing my balls and then says for me to shower to rinse off. She leaves the bathroom but comes back naked and joins me in the shower. We fool around a little bit but she will barely touch my rod. Anyways we dry off and she gets a phone call. She looks panicked and apologizes and says she has to run. What a fukkin cocktease. this was my best shot in 5 years to get laid and i could not pull the trigger.

well i get dressed and go downstairs to gamble again. but thats when i remembered a post by grits n gravy that this could be a scam where she just came to get my room key, then bolt, wait for me to leave, come back in and take my shit. Well I play one hand of bj (11 v 6 and lose my double down.. cockfuck) and go right back up. I go into room and look around frantically, and yes, everything is still there. I relax and figure I was just being paranoid and I should stop reading SBR. Well 2 seconds later I hear a room key in my door and it opens and it's two huge ******* black guys. I mean each one had to be 300lbs. If you watch 30 rock picture grizz and dotcom coming into your room.

they just shake their heads at me and tell me to stand in the corner and to strip. i have no choice and whats worse is they laugh at my pecker which has shrunk a lot due to the stress of the ordeal. they go through my stuff and make me give them my code for the safe. well they finally leave and i turn around and they took everything, just like jjgold described (I looked even more scared than jjgold clip below). i have zero ******* clothes and they even took my SBR underwear. I have to wait for a cleaning lady to come by and get her to bring me a towel, then I go knocking on peoples doors to use their phone. well I don't know anyones phone number since its all programmed in my phone except for BAUS whom I consult with daily to see where the sharp Canadian money is going. so I have to call BAUS who gives me Fishhead's number in vegas. I call FH and of course he is at the Silverton pounding a progressive that is at $450 and must go off by $500. He is laughing at me and says he will come by soon but has to nail this progressive.

Well I fall asleep and finally there is a knock on my door. It's FH grinning from ear to ear because he nailed another jackpot. He says "sir! I nailed the jackpot! But the best part is because I'm a Diamond member they throw in a free deck of cards sir!". For those who don't know him, Fish is one of the most enthusiastic EV hunters I have ever seen. Anyways he throws me a bag full of clothes and I get dressed. Unbelievable, every single thing i'm wearing says M Resort on it. M Resort track pants, M resort sweater, M resort ball cap. He hands me an old $20 pair of Nike runners and a few meal comps and tells me he has to run because there's a video poker jackpot sitting at $2500 at Mi Casa.

I hope you guys learn your lesson from this and remember to always listen to jjgold, there is a reason why we call him the coach.

mathy

once you talked about grits and gravy to add a little sbr touch, you stopped capitalizing your I's and punctuation? at least be consistent with a fake story

nice try dipshit

[yisman]

Didn't we just read this same fuk'in story about a month ago, different author?

I'm pretty sure it was originally authored by mathy in March. Someone bumped it.

[Big Bear]

Mathy rules

Kid is as sharp as a samurai sword

[Fry]

How did she get the room key??----Bitchs will rob you---bitch put something in my drink---stole $1600. and 2 winning sports tickets worth $630 each---BE CAREFUL

Sounds like the OP gave her one.

[chopperocker]

anorexia can contribute to hallucinations. eat something you fukk.

[Cheme82]

Nice one, nice to finally read something non-condescending coming from you (conveniently ignoring the link to your other thread), I'm a glass-half-full kind of guy.