5 Toughest Guys At SBR Off The Forum

King Mayan · 03-20-12, 11:28 PM

You confused dumbfukk.

Chi_archie · 03-20-12, 11:32 PM

Originally posted by DOMINATER

this is about the funniest posting I have ever seen. Guys who are on the computers all day talking about the baddest guys , ha ha, its really funny thanks for some good laughs reading this shit ....

Dom is pretty tough, I think he used to crack skulls in the prisons as a gaurd

onlooker · 03-20-12, 11:36 PM

E-Toughness, it's great entertainment.

JMobile · 03-21-12, 03:16 AM

I wouldn't mess with Wikkid and Mayan. I wanna live to see all my kids grow and I wanna show up to their little league games when I actually have kids.

The Kraken · 03-21-12, 04:32 AM

Mayan is a big pussycat. I met him at a gas station a few weeks ago to fight but all he wanted to do was talk about his problems. We sat in his Ranchero for 3 hours at the 7-11 talking about his life. He said he's scared to go to jail because he ratted out his best friend on drug charges to avoid some probation. We hugged and then I left. Good guy and certainly no one to be scared of.

ttwarrior1 · 03-21-12, 04:34 AM

mayan is too short and his muscles get in the way, he doesn't have real life power and flexibility like i have

Id make him tap in less then 1 min

The Kraken · 03-21-12, 04:59 AM

Mayan is not a fighter. He would meet up with you and bring you a box of crispy cremes. you'd likely slip into a diabetic coma before a punch was ever thrown. Then he'd shove a burger down your throat and the police would just assume you died trying to scarf down a burger too fast. Mayan's voting for Obama in 2012. Guy is a all win.

TheMetsSuck · 03-21-12, 05:27 AM

ttwarrior would just beat everyone with his tennis racket. He carries it in a holster just in case someone will accept his challenge. Some say he is the great white ninja....

jjgold · 03-21-12, 05:31 AM

Originally posted by ttwarrior1

mayan is too short and his muscles get in the way, he doesn't have real life power and flexibility like i have

Id make him tap in less then 1 min

Line of fukkin week and 10000% true

Kid a fukkin steroid robot

tony_come · 03-21-12, 08:08 AM

Tough hahahaha

i will put the tough guy in a situation and see how tough he is....

cant call it · 03-21-12, 08:11 AM

Grits is harder than woodpecker lips.

I saw him level a porta potty with a single jab.

jjgold · 03-21-12, 08:22 AM

I want no part of some of these guys

Man they sound tough

Swinging Johnson · 03-21-12, 08:26 AM

I've got a fanny pack loaded, not with rolls of quarters, but fancy scarves that I would use to swing at anyone who gets in my way.

Inkwell77 · 12-02-12, 11:56 PM

amazing thread

bring back JJGOLD!!!!!!!!

paranoyd androyd · 12-03-12, 03:18 AM

Originally posted by lakerboy

Mayan I would blow your brains out if I met you.