Pucky, Nicky, JJGold has no clue about hockey.

ipickwinners · 09-20-08, 01:15 PM

guy is a complete moron

Deuce · 09-20-08, 01:15 PM

I may even make a video explaining how he is completely wrong. I know hockey more than anything in my life, he is a complete 180 from the right and wrongs of positioning.

element1286 · 09-20-08, 01:20 PM

He sure doesn't.

SlickFazzer · 09-20-08, 01:21 PM

JJ is all about playing angles.

Deuce · 09-20-08, 09:56 PM

JJ is an angle. There isn't a straight bone in his body.

reno cool · 09-21-08, 01:35 AM

I don't know what you're talking about. All I saw was him wave a plastic bat around and say "Nicky" about 500 times.

Deuce · 09-21-08, 01:39 AM

Originally posted by reno cool

I don't know what you're talking about. All I saw was him wave a plastic bat around and say "Nicky" about 500 times.

SlickFazzer · 09-21-08, 01:46 AM

I think what JJ does is tries to use his superior athletic ability to make up for his lack of technical skills.

Nicky Santoro · 09-21-08, 02:06 AM

slicker, i dont know when to take you seriously anymore.. i used to listen to every word you say, now i dont beleive anything you say anymore.. you are turning into one of us now.. where whatever we say, is not true.. you have said so many things in the last month, that i dont know what to believe anymore.. you have given jj over 200 compliments about sports stuff, you've given me compliments too about sports stuff.. you've given me and jj compliments about being the sharpest minds in gambling.. i told you 1 month ago, you've been sucking up to us... especially jj recently so much.. all you said about jj all week about being a great hockey player, giving good solid info on hockey skills.. that proved to me right there that you are full of it slicker.. no way you could be serious. that jj vid about hockey goalie might very well have been the worse instructional video in internet history. .he didn't say one thing that was right.. and you say... great instructional video, jj..

you have become the king of sarcasm of sbr.. OR.. you are just the nicest guy on the board..

Deuce · 09-21-08, 02:09 AM

Originally posted by Nicky Santauro

slicker, i dont know when to take you seriously anymore.. i used to listen to every word you say, now i dont beleive anything you say anymore.. you are turning into one of us now.. where whatever we say, is not true.. you have said so many things in the last month, that i dont know what to believe anymore.. you have given jj over 200 compliments about sports stuff, you've given me compliments too about sports stuff.. you've given me and jj compliments about being the sharpest minds in gambling.. i told you 1 month ago, you've been sucking up to us... especially jj recently so much.. all you said about jj all week about being a great hockey player, giving good solid info on hockey skills.. that proved to me right there that you are full of it slicker.. no way you could be serious. that jj vid about hockey goalie might very well have been the worse instructional video in internet history. .he didn't say one thing that was right.. and you say... great instructional video, jj..

you have become the king of sarcasm of sbr.. OR.. you are just the nicest guy on the board..

SlickFazzer · 09-21-08, 02:18 AM

I'm a tough nut to crack Nicky.

As you know this board will make you go Coo-Coo. Nicky I may be going off the deep end....

Nicky Santoro · 09-21-08, 02:20 AM

at least we finally agree on something deuce..

slicker, i will translate exactly what jj said in that instructional video..

that video was equivalent to a math teacher giving this instructional video..

ok kids.. now don't forget, 4x4 =12.. to get 12, you have to add 4+4+4 which =12..

also, 8+7= 11.. how do you get 11? well, if you take half of 8, it =4, then you add the 7, and now you get 11..

you see slicker, that's what jj was doing.. this here is no different than his goalie vid..he was giving out completely wrong information to everyone.. this stuff was so inaccurate.. and you said... good instructional video, jj..

the best was at the end when he said, this is how a goalie is supposed to stand.. and he had 2 hands on the stick.. he was holding the goalie stick like he was a forward.. i had never seen this in my life, till yesterday.. that was hilarious..

SlickFazzer · 09-21-08, 02:25 AM

Fukkin A's Nicky...you just may be right.

Thinking about it.....There is no way JJ can be an expert at all sports. Every time we see his videos he is bragging about how he is proficient at boxing, dancing, football, baseball, basketball...and now hockey.

JJ come clean...you are the jack of all trades, yet master of nothing...

Deuce · 09-21-08, 02:28 AM

Originally posted by SlickFazzer

Fukkin A's Nicky...you just may be right.

Thinking about it.....There is no way JJ can be an expert at all sports. Every time we see his videos he is bragging about how he is proficient at boxing, dancing, football, baseball, basketball...and now hockey.

JJ come clean...you are the jack of all trades, yet master of nothing...

JJ has never played a sport in his life. Jewish mothers don't let little jewish boys play sports. They are buried in a book, a wall street journal, or a trumpet. JJ did nothing more with his youth then chase Charlie around the mausoleum and stick a flute up is ass.

Nicky Santoro · 09-21-08, 02:31 AM

man, i had to watch that vid again.. and i swear, i am in tears now.. the best was when he said... if a player is on a breakaway.. just leave the net all the way and go charge him.. and then you see jj showing us how.. he's got his elbows up in the air, and his stick over his head.. if JJ did this in the NHL.. he'd be suspended for 52 games and fined 200,000.. it would have been the dirtiest hit of all time.. he pulled a marty mcsorley on donald brashear a few yrs ago, when mcsorley came close to doing jail time. and then seeing JJ making saves with 2 hands on the stick like he is a left winger.. and saying, that's how you goaltend.. and then he says, when a player takes a shot, give him half the net open so you can challenge him.. why would you do that, when you can just come out 2 feet and cover the whole angle to the net and this way, he has NO chance of scoring at all.

i love jj.. he is freakin hilarious.. it's impossible not to laugh watching that vid. if only you non hockey fans just knew how off it was.. it wasn't even close. you can tell this guy has never watched hockey in his life.. and if you dont beleive me, go do a search at MW on hockey and you'll see how much JJ despised hockey more than any poster there. anytime a hockey thread came out, he'd say, hockey is dead in the states, no one watches it.. it's a crappy sport.. after watching that vid, now i understand why he said this.. the guy doesn't have a clue about it.. but i still love him..

jjgold · 09-21-08, 06:48 AM

Nicky??? Aggressive hockey is the way to go, charging the breakaway player does work, rules are looser around the East so you can get away with it if your discreet with your stick. It is called a CHECK pal.