With all the Craig's List personal ad chat here,I just had to investigate.Gold digger

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  • BrentCrude
    SBR MVP
    • 11-16-05
    • 4665

    #1
    With all the Craig's List personal ad chat here,I just had to investigate.Gold digger
    Curiosity killed the cat and curiosity looking at the Craig's list personal ads can kill the old geezer who thinks he will find a roll in the hay or true love.

    Geesh,even the one night stand-no strings attached women who want $$$$$$ up front are demanding that guys have big incomes,big other things,a nice car,a big income and must send photos before they will have anything to do with you.Most of these women have been through the mill of dysfunction and have zilch to offer anyone except liabilities.Can you imagine a guy having truck loads of issues,a piss poor demanding attitude and nothing going for him soliciting good looking broads with great bodies with money.The odds of a guy succeeding at gold digging on Craig's list has to be about +1,000,000.And women say they have it rough because it's a world dominated by men.

    Has anyone here ever tied up with some bimbo from Craig's List personals?I was really mad when the women posted photos but were banished because it said they were flagged for vulgarity.
  • fiveteamer
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    • 04-14-08
    • 10805

    #2
    This is what I do for fun sometimes at work.

    I message these gals, from other cities.


    Hi there....
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    Jesse MacFarlaneI noticed your ad on craigslist and I was wondering if you had found anybody ...
    Sep 8 (11 days ago)

    Jesse MacFarlaneLoading...Sep 8 (11 days ago)

    Jesse MacFarlane to pers-8**
    show details Sep 8 (11 days ago) Reply


    I noticed your ad on craigslist and I was wondering if you had found anybody yet...

    I'm 27, 6'1, 190lbs and I love women with some meat on them.

    Well, if you are a bit interested, please e-mail back!


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    You look like someone I work with. Do you work in Aexandria?




    Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

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    Jesse MacFarlane to *****.
    show details Sep 9 (9 days ago) Reply


    Hah! Thanks. Are you saying I have a shot?

    I work in Alexandria, do you?

    How's the search coming along?
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    On Tue, Sep 9, 2008 at 4:25 PM, <*****> wrote:

    You look like someone I work with. Do you work in Aexandria?




    Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry


    From: "Jesse MacFarlane" <*@gmail.com>
    Date: Mon, 8 Sep 2008 14:42:36 -0400
    To: <pers-***@craigslist.org>
    Subject: Hi there....

    I noticed your ad on craigslist and I was wondering if you had found anybody yet...

    I'm 27, 6'1, 190lbs and I love women with some meat on them.

    Well, if you are a bit interested, please e-mail back!

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    beloved i**to me
    show details Sep 9 (9 days ago) Reply


    Yes, you have a shot. Can you tell me where in Alexandria you work - generic is fine - fed. government, law firm, retail, etc. Whatever. I'm just freaked out at how much you look like a coworker of mine. Hoping you're not him... And yes, I work in Alexandria.

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    Jesse MacFarlane to beloved_infide.
    show details Sep 9 (9 days ago) Reply


    I work for the USPTO.

    The Patent and Trademark Office.

    Do we work together!?

    Do you not like this guy you work with who looks like me?

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    **@yahoo.com to me
    show details Sep 9 (9 days ago) Reply


    Yes we work together. Are you an examiner?


    Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

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    Jesse MacFarlane to beloved_infide.
    show details Sep 9 (9 days ago) Reply


    No, I work in IT.

    Are you an examiner?
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    ** to me
    show details Sep 9 (9 days ago) Reply


    What a relief. No, I'm not an examiner - executive offices.. You have a doppelganger in the Madison building. Stay away - it's bad luck to see your DG. He's a good guy though.

    I'm not too interested in meeting there, though - it's too weird. I'll send a pic when I get home, and we'll see if you are still interested.....

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    Jesse MacFarlane to **.
    show details Sep 9 (9 days ago) Reply


    Hah, sounds good.
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    *** to me
    show details Sep 11 (7 days ago) Reply


    Well, you can tell I'm not an IT person. Can't find the pen drive with some pics. Here's the only one I have saved on the computer. Have you seen these roaming the halls at USPTO?

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    Jesse MacFarlane to beloved
    show details Sep 11 (7 days ago) Reply


    No, I have not.

    Those are, if I may say, fantastic .

    I could have fun with those .

    I thought you forgot about me.

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    *** to me
    show details Sep 11 (7 days ago) Reply


    I didn't forget aboiut you. Are you adventurous? Do you like football? If you answered yes to these questions, would you be interested in coming over to my place in Old Town on Sunday for a drink?

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    Jesse MacFarlane to **.
    show details Sep 11 (7 days ago) Reply


    Here are some more pictures, so you know what you are getting in to. Just to make sure you won't turn me away at the door.

    Yes, I like football. I've even been known to gamble on it every now and again.

    How adventurous are we talking about here?

    I'm game for drinks.

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    Jesse MacFarlane to beloved_infide.
    show details Sep 11 (7 days ago) Reply


    I think those pictures were too small..
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    ** to me
    show details Sep 11 (7 days ago) Reply


    They were really small. These are better. You don't look so much like my co-worker, so that's a good thing. I like your look - it's a little edgy.
    I don't think I'd turn you away.

    How adventurous? Skies the limit. I think a meet and greet with a friendly drink and a little football gives us a chance to see if we're both still interested in exploring what we're really looking for on CL. And who knows, maybe you'll see me and run.

    OK - who do you bet on - Dallas or Washington? This is an important question.

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    ** to me
    show details Sep 11 (7 days ago) Reply


    And those are some big-ass glasses....

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    Jesse MacFarlane to ***.
    show details Sep 11 (7 days ago) Reply


    They are big glasses, got them at a garage sale.

    I actually like the Redskins this weekend, yay for that.

    Hopefully, I won't stare at your chest...

    You seem like a rad girl.
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    • fiveteamer
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 04-14-08
      • 10805

      #3
      *** to me
      show details Sep 11 (7 days ago) Reply


      All right - just know that I am a Louisiana girl, so I'll be for N.O. And I don't care if you stare at my chest. I'd be concerned if you didn't. I'll send details later - what do you like to drink?

      PS - good sale purchase. Did you put prescription lenses in them or you just like the look? A hot guy in glasses is always very interesting.

      Another PS - re: the rad girl comment - not to discourage you, but you do realize I'm older than you. Hope that's not a problem... and not that I don't think I am rad....

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      Jesse MacFarlane to ***.
      show details Sep 12 (7 days ago) Reply


      Oh wow, do you have a southern drawl?

      I'll drink anything, but not a huge fan of beer.

      I do know you're older than me, that is why I responded to your posting. Also the hips, ass and thing.

      I just use those glasses for reading at home...

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      ** to me
      show details Sep 12 (7 days ago) Reply


      After a few margaritas the accent starts to come out....

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      Jesse MacFarlane to **.
      show details Sep 12 (7 days ago) Reply


      Good to know....

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      *** to me
      show details Sep 12 (6 days ago) Reply


      Is Jesse your real name?

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      Jesse MacFarlane to ***.
      show details Sep 12 (6 days ago) Reply


      Sure is.

      Are those really your ?

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      **** to me
      show details Sep 12 (6 days ago) Reply


      Sure are.

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      Jesse MacFarlane to ***.
      show details Sep 12 (6 days ago) Reply


      Excellent.

      Little known fact about me; I can't masturbate standing up, not even in the shower.

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      **** to me
      show details Sep 12 (6 days ago) Reply


      Hmmmm. That's quite a revelation. I wonder if I can masturbate you standing up?

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      Jesse MacFarlane to **.
      show details Sep 12 (6 days ago) Reply


      Is that an offer?

      I'm sure you could. I quite like hands. I just have trouble doing it myself, I need to lie down.

      Do you have any quirks?


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      **** to me
      show details Sep 12 (6 days ago) Reply


      An offer? We'll see.

      Quirks? Let's see... Not really unless you think my preference to use my mouth over my hand a quirk.

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      Jesse MacFarlane to ****.
      show details Sep 12 (6 days ago) Reply


      Do you like jelly beans?

      I want to bring you jelly beans, then we can eat them together. I really like jelly beans.

      I love to give oral, but, I don't think I'm very good at it. I love getting all messy, though and giving it my all.

      I also like newspapers and alcoholic beverages with syrups and sugars in them.

      I wish I had more pictures to send you...

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      *** to me
      show details Sep 12 (6 days ago) Reply


      Sure - bring the jelly beans. I especially like the licorice ones.

      Re: oral - has someone told you you weren't very good at it? That's not very nice. There's really nothing to it. If you can find the clit, you're golden.

      Re: the newspapers - which ones do you read? At work, I get this clipping service that summarizes stories from the major newspapers, magazines, other media plus political news, polls, international news. So, I've quit reading most newspapers.

      Re: syrups and sugars - OK, what is a sugary drink? My margaritas are probably as tart as they are sweet, but I mix a great Rusty Nail - scotch and Drambuie.... mmmmmmm.

      Re: more pictures - I'm enjoying the ones you've already sent....

      One more thing, my plans for tomorrow evening have fallen through, so I wanted to know if you would rather come by tomorrow night instead of waiting until Sunday. Around 8pm would good for me. Or maybe you already have plans for tomorrow night. If so, we'll just stick to Sunday.

      And finally, in case you want to know, my name is ***.

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      Jesse MacFarlane to ******
      show details Sep 13 (6 days ago) Reply


      Good morning ***!

      Well, as for oral, it seems really very random. On rare occasions, I can make a girl climax, but most times than not I get the "tap out".

      What are your feelings towards slaps? That is, the slapping of the ass. During sex of course, I like to slap a bum now and again!

      Yeah, I mostly read news papers online, but it is nice to get the Post and have a coffee and actually read the paper once in a while.

      But besides that I get most of my news from foxnews.com.

      Kidding. I do like to read different perspectives though.

      I did have some plans tonight, but nothing spectacular was planned. I think I'd much rather hang out with you.

      What are your thoughts? Shall I bring myself and a bag of jelly beans?

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      ***** to me
      show details Sep 13 (6 days ago) Reply


      Hey Jelly Bean,

      Ass slaps - yes, please. May I have another?

      You should also know that while I am trying to break my political addiction, I am proud to be one of the over-educated, east coast, liberal elite.
      So, good thing you added the "kidding" after the fauxnews site.

      If you're ready to go out on that limb and come over tonight, then I think we should do it. You're not an ax murderer, serial killer, or other manner of undesirable degenerate, are you?

      If not, I live at and if you get lost, call me at *********.

      Don't forget your jelly beans. E\

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      ***to me
      show details Sep 13 (5 days ago) Reply


      Hi Jesse, did you change your mind about tonight? It's after 9 - no Jessie, no jelly beans.....

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      **** to me
      show details Sep 14 (5 days ago) Reply


      Have I offended you? Perhaps you weren't kidding about your reliance on Fox News, and my faux news remark wasn't well received. Should I moveon.org?
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      • fiveteamer
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 04-14-08
        • 10805

        #4
        LOL

        Can you believe I guessed where she worked?

        **** man, I'da banged her, but I live in another country.

        good times.
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        • fiveteamer
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 04-14-08
          • 10805

          #5
          Anybody here live near Alexandria want to take over for me?

          She e-mailed me again today, heh.
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          • Poker_Beast
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            • 09-14-06
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            #6
            Pretty funny shit 5'er.
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            • fiveteamer
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 04-14-08
              • 10805

              #7
              She's older broad with huge boobs.

              Always wanted to bang an older broad. Especially one with huge boobs.
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              • wtf
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                • 08-22-08
                • 12983

                #8
                i loved reading that thread, i hope you can post more of those.
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                • Panic
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                  • 01-06-08
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                  #9
                  5teamer, I hope you know that was Bread you were talking to. He is employed there.
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                  • SlickFazzer
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                    • 05-22-08
                    • 20209

                    #10
                    Plenty of women out there that want to get dirty naughty with strangers.
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                    • wtf
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 08-22-08
                      • 12983

                      #11
                      i live in hong kong, and women here are very vain, and even the cashier at mcdonalds thinks she is going to marry the richest man in town, so i used to reply to them and string them along, it was hilarious.. some are insisting on an ivy league professionals, so i would tell them i am a yale doctor-or similar crap (i am really some boring telco guy) and they would call me-email-so desperately. so much fun! got too busy so eventually stopped.
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                      • Panic
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                        • 01-06-08
                        • 10367

                        #12
                        Russian brides. You cant go wrong.
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                        • myronp
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                          • 11-27-09
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                          #13
                          Craigslist is a bunch of b.s.

                          Spent two days straight looking to chat/talk or hookup with females. You are so right it is a waist of time. 99% want your credit card info while others are just plain bullshit. If you can steer me to a place that will work I would appreciate it.
                          TO ANYONE ELSE OUT THERE CRAIGSLIST IS A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                          • RobbReport
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                            • 09-22-09
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                            #14
                            post here pics up and pixelate her face
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                            • flyingillini
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                              • 12-06-06
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                              #15
                              Fiver shot a load on his keyboard to the chat log.
                              המוסד‎
                              המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                              • tacomax
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                                • 08-10-05
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                                #16
                                How can fiveteamer be banned after this gem?
                                Originally posted by pags11
                                SBR would never get rid of me...ever...
                                Originally posted by BuddyBear
                                I'd probably most likely chose Pags to jack off too.
                                Originally posted by curious
                                taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
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                                • Robyn
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                                  #17
                                  SBR hates fun.
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