Fidel Castro reportedly slept with 35,000 women

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  • daggerkobe
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-25-08
    • 10744

    #1
    Fidel Castro reportedly slept with 35,000 women
    Broke Wilt the Stilt's record by 15,000.

    But what would the real number be if you excluded women who had to choose between getting jizzed in the face with his penis or a gun.
  • SlickFazzer
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 05-22-08
    • 20209

    #2
    What?

    If he screwed for 40 years that 875 chicks a year.

    JJ doesn't even get that much tail.
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    • pats3peat
      SBR MVP
      • 10-23-05
      • 1163

      #3
      "FIDEL Castro makes Wilt Chamberlain seem lame. While the NBA legend bragged he'd bedded 20,000 women, the Cuban dictator slept with 35,000, according to an upcoming documentary. "He slept with at least two women a day for more than four decades - one for lunch and one for supper. Sometimes he even ordered one for breakfast," an ex-Castro official named "Ramon" tells filmmaker Ian Halperin. "I don't think he would have stayed on as long as he did if not for all the incredible women he had access to as president." Castro's security would comb Havana beaches each day recruiting the hottest babes."

      wow
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      • fiveteamer
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 04-14-08
        • 10805

        #4
        honestly, I don't like women enough.

        could never do it myself.
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        • BrentCrude
          SBR MVP
          • 11-16-05
          • 4665

          #5
          Just think what Clinton could have done with Castro's big cigar!

          Clinton and Castro partners in crime.Clinton substituted using a cigar for his corkscrew peonies diseased micropenis.
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          • SlickFazzer
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 05-22-08
            • 20209

            #6
            how did his pecker hold up?
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            • RogueJuror
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 07-08-08
              • 10010

              #7
              Santeria, slicker.

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              • Bread
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 03-16-08
                • 23726

                #8
                CASTRO BABIES EVERYWHERE!!!!!

                My ex's last name was Castro. No Bread babies for her.
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                • Kingctb27
                  SBR MVP
                  • 07-16-08
                  • 2258

                  #9
                  w/e. Wilt's penis is/was probably 3 times what Castro's was. A true American hero. That said, jj's is twice the size of Wilts
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                  • pavyracer
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 04-12-07
                    • 82874

                    #10
                    Originally posted by SlickFazzer
                    What?

                    If he screwed for 40 years that 875 chicks a year.

                    JJ doesn't even get that much tail.
                    Your assumptions are wrong. You are not taking into account the orgy factor. An orgy can have up to 100 females per night for Castro.
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                    • Sforz
                      SBR MVP
                      • 08-07-08
                      • 2221

                      #11
                      never forget about the orgy... NEVER!
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                      • Shark79
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 11-19-07
                        • 11211

                        #12
                        Question here is ...

                        Did he bang any girl twice? If he did ....
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                        • Sforz
                          SBR MVP
                          • 08-07-08
                          • 2221

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Shark79
                          Question here is ...

                          Did he bang any girl twice? If he did ....



                          dude.. honestly, Castro's too good for sloppy seconds... even on himself.
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                          • The HG
                            SBR MVP
                            • 11-01-06
                            • 3566

                            #14
                            I haven't crunched the numbers, but my sense is that mathematically, there's no way these could have been all 10s. Must have been a lot of 7s and 8s, probably some 6s as well.
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                            • Sforz
                              SBR MVP
                              • 08-07-08
                              • 2221

                              #15
                              no way Castro goes after 6's
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                              • WileOut
                                SBR MVP
                                • 02-04-07
                                • 3844

                                #16
                                This makes me feel like such a failure.
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                                • The HG
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 11-01-06
                                  • 3566

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Sforz
                                  no way Castro goes after 6's
                                  Dude there were some 6s in there, trust me.
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                                  • Shark79
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 11-19-07
                                    • 11211

                                    #18
                                    Sforz I bet u woulda luved to be banged by Castro ...
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                                    • Sforz
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 08-07-08
                                      • 2221

                                      #19
                                      thats why I hang out on Havana beaches all day waiting... hoping.
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                                      • RageWizard
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 09-01-06
                                        • 3008

                                        #20
                                        35,000 that's allot of sack time, when did he make time to oppress the cuban people. Or is that how he does it, scopes up all the nice looking Cuban chicks for a nite out with the bearded one?
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                                        • treece
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 11-28-07
                                          • 6298

                                          #21
                                          This guy Christiano Ronaldo might demolish Fidel's mark. They just showed him with his shirt off, guy is all muscle. Hoes must throw themselves at this guy.
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                                          • RageWizard
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 09-01-06
                                            • 3008

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by treece
                                            This guy Christiano Ronaldo might demolish Fidel's mark. They just showed him with his shirt off, guy is all muscle. Hoes must throw themselves at this guy.
                                            Guys like that usually already have boyfriends.
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