Guys that get a lot of puzzy are shitty gamblers

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  • Helmut
    Restricted User
    • 03-17-07
    • 356

    #1
    Guys that get a lot of puzzy are shitty gamblers
    Not only can you never win at NFL but guys with significant others or wifes are up against enormous odds. In ordered to consistently win you have to be locked in and ready to go when the openers come out and they don't put them out at the same time every day it always fluctuates. Also the amount of time and research required to not only get down at good numbers but get down on the right side is too enormous to have any kind of serious relationship. No women worth a fukk would put up with this, maybe some fatty or one of those goth chicks but who wants that. Show me a guy thaat gets lots of puzzy and I'll show you a loser in the world of sports betting.
  • SlickFazzer
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 05-22-08
    • 20209

    #2
    Plump ones love gamblers I hear. They like to brag that they are dating a professional gambler.
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    • gordon gekko
      SBR MVP
      • 05-01-08
      • 2842

      #3
      I feel sorry for you Helmut, you are on Nickys level a loser.
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      • pico
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 04-05-07
        • 27321

        #4
        true.
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        • topgame85
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 03-30-08
          • 12325

          #5
          I disagree Gambling is stressful and you are better off if you can release that stress sex and alcohol are perfect for this and getting your head back in the game
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          • SlickFazzer
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 05-22-08
            • 20209

            #6
            Originally posted by Helmut
            Not only can you never win at NFL but guys with significant others or wifes are up against enormous odds. In ordered to consistently win you have to be locked in and ready to go when the openers come out and they don't put them out at the same time every day it always fluctuates. Also the amount of time and research required to not only get down at good numbers but get down on the right side is too enormous to have any kind of serious relationship. No women worth a fukk would put up with this, maybe some fatty or one of those goth chicks but who wants that. Show me a guy thaat gets lots of puzzy and I'll show you a loser in the world of sports betting.
            Helmut, another big year of cbb totals planned? How did you finish last year?
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            • RogueJuror
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 07-08-08
              • 10010

              #7
              makes sense

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              • bmw530i
                Restricted User
                • 04-19-08
                • 4058

                #8
                Guys have got to stop putting the pussy on a pedestal...One thing for sure no matter how good looking you are, you still have to walk up and strike up a conversation, this part I find hilarious, I go out with a few friends most are good looking dudes but are scared to death to walk up to a girl, I guess in fear of rejection initially. I always look at it like I would probably never see this girl again, take a shot.
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                • RageWizard
                  SBR MVP
                  • 09-01-06
                  • 3008

                  #9
                  I don't understand the coorelation?
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                  • treece
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 11-28-07
                    • 6298

                    #10
                    Guys that get no puzzy are good gamblers. Its just not fair.
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                    • Willie Bee
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 02-14-06
                      • 15726

                      #11
                      Hate to blow this theory out of the water, but no tail = winning gambler and lotta' tail = losing gambler just ain't true, and I'm living proof.
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                      • SlickFazzer
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 05-22-08
                        • 20209

                        #12
                        Most successful gamblers have expendable cash, they get a lot their sex through hookers, escorts, oriental massage, swing parties, gory holes, etc....
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                        • durito
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 07-03-06
                          • 13173

                          #13
                          Perhaps for some.

                          For others it's just a job.

                          Though I understand exactly what you are saying.
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                          • Fishhead
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 08-11-05
                            • 40179

                            #14
                            I date a hottie and consistantly pick more winners than losers.

                            It has no correlation.
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                            • reno cool
                              SBR MVP
                              • 07-02-08
                              • 3567

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Willie Bee
                              Hate to blow this theory out of the water, but no tail = winning gambler and lotta' tail = losing gambler just ain't true, and I'm living proof.
                              which side willie?
                              bird bird da bird's da word
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                              • mmike032
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 09-11-08
                                • 8905

                                #16
                                Does this mean I need to cut back on the pun-tang?
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                                • jjgold
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 07-20-05
                                  • 388179

                                  #17
                                  Isolation is the only way to go if you want to win. I lose because of SBR posters baiting me and getting me off my game. It is my own fault.

                                  Isolation is the key to a successful sports bettor.
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