Isn't it ironic

[pico]

that AIG didn't have an insurance policy for itself.
that women might end up voting for a beauty queen.
that a CIA trained afgan solder can shoot down a multi-million dollar US helicopter with a cheap RPG.
that everytime you fly you're paying some minimum wage former crackwhore to tell you what to do with authority


or it is just plain unfortunate.

[betplom]

that AIG didn't have an insurance policy for itself.
that women might end up voting for a beauty queen.
that a CIA trained afgan solder can shoot down a multi-million dollar US helicopter with a cheap RPG.
that everytime you fly you're paying some minimum wage former crackwhore to tell you what to do with authority


or it is just plain unfortunate.

Pico, I know the song well, it's by Alanis Morrisette and you fυcked up the lyrics:

(Although Alanis definition of "ironic" is actually just bad luck.)

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic...dontcha think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought...it figures

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it ironic...dontcha think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought...it figures

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face

A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...dontcha think
A little too ironic...and yeah I really do think...

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought...it figures

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out