If you're in the USA, it is a pretty good time to visit massage parlours

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  • pico
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    • 04-05-07
    • 27321

    #1
    If you're in the USA, it is a pretty good time to visit massage parlours
    business are hurting because of the down economy. girls will try harder than normal. more bang for your buck
  • B.Gray
    SBR Hustler
    • 08-29-08
    • 59

    #2
    lmao @ this thread too....

    picoman for mod!
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    • SlickFazzer
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 05-22-08
      • 20209

      #3
      On on the lookout for a good full release parlor.
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      • durito
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 07-03-06
        • 13173

        #4
        what happens at a massage parlour in the USA? How much does it cost?
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        • SlickFazzer
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 05-22-08
          • 20209

          #5
          Durito you need to search one out that offers the full release at the end.
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          • Bread
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 03-16-08
            • 23726

            #6
            Pico it's been awhile since I hit one up.

            They are naughty.

            And they lay it right out there for you. No nevousness about how to ask. They are real go-getters.
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            • Tsoprano
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              • 04-14-08
              • 26374

              #7
              lol nice tip, Pico

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              • fiveteamer
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 04-14-08
                • 10805

                #8
                I've heard that about 80% of these gals will provide you with full service if you ask nicely. And have the cash.
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                • SlickFazzer
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 05-22-08
                  • 20209

                  #9
                  Great stress reliever.
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                  • durito
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 07-03-06
                    • 13173

                    #10
                    Originally posted by SlickFazzer
                    Durito you need to search one out that offers the full release at the end.
                    i live in colombia, the "massage parlours" here offer a lot more than "full release".
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                    • betplom
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 09-20-06
                      • 13444

                      #11
                      Originally posted by durito
                      i live in colombia, the "massage parlours" here offer a lot more than "full release".
                      Durito, you have access to some of the most beautiful women in the world in those Colombian massage parlours, as you already know.

                      I'd love to sample the goods in Colombia, US massage parlours don't even come close to the ones in South America.

                      I've been planning a trip to Colombia/Equador & or Argentina for some time, however since its so cheap/convenient/quick from Toronto I usually end up in The Dominican or Cuba.
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                      • pico
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                        • 04-05-07
                        • 27321

                        #12
                        is it legal to drive around and shoot ak-47 randomly in the air in colombia?
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                        • durito
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 07-03-06
                          • 13173

                          #13
                          Originally posted by picoman
                          is it legal to drive around and shoot ak-47 randomly in the air in colombia?
                          i'm sure it's not legal.

                          whether you would get in trouble for it is another question entirely.
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                          • ico2525
                            SBR Wise Guy
                            • 07-30-08
                            • 598

                            #14
                            There are so many in Vegas.
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                            • Casperwaits
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 08-25-06
                              • 5042

                              #15
                              I have two words for you guys CRAIGS LIST. You can find all the massages you need right there.
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                              • pavyracer
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 04-12-07
                                • 82874

                                #16
                                rake should be able to help you with rates, quality, level of service, perks, etc
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                                • JRS21386
                                  Restricted User
                                  • 04-13-08
                                  • 2213

                                  #17
                                  Been there.... Done that... About 13 times...
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                                  • jjgold
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 07-20-05
                                    • 388179

                                    #18
                                    Prices in NJ still high

                                    I do not see them coming down

                                    Still a solid 180 to 200 per hr
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                                    • pavyracer
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 04-12-07
                                      • 82874

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                      Prices in NJ still high

                                      I do not see them coming down

                                      Still a solid 180 to 200 per hr
                                      I believe picoman said the prices are still the same. what is different is that you are getting the supersize option for free now if you know what I mean.
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                                      • poetwarrior41
                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                        • 06-20-08
                                        • 963

                                        #20
                                        I think JJ is quoting Craigs List Escort prices. You can get a nice rub and tug in LA for around $60, plus tip.
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                                        • SlickFazzer
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 05-22-08
                                          • 20209

                                          #21
                                          75-$80 should get you a good spit shine.
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                                          • pico
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                                            • 04-05-07
                                            • 27321

                                            #22
                                            i saw a 4 hands special for 125.
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                                            • SlickFazzer
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 05-22-08
                                              • 20209

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by picoman
                                              i saw a 4 hands special for 125.
                                              Are the chicks topless? I like to blow my wad while looking at some boobies.
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                                              • pico
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                                                • 04-05-07
                                                • 27321

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by SlickFazzer
                                                Are the chicks topless? I like to blow my wad while looking at some boobies.
                                                i saw "4 hands special 125 strokes m2m"...what does that mean
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                                                • HAPPY BOY
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 08-10-05
                                                  • 7109

                                                  #25
                                                  Its always good to visit a jerk shack, we have tons in S Florida
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                                                  • RageWizard
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 09-01-06
                                                    • 3008

                                                    #26
                                                    I went to one that got raided when I was there, so I was sitting there with my junk all at attention while the coppers were questioning me. They were cool, and let me go, so I have never been back because I have found Adultfriendfinder.com. Just pay the 130 bucks, take a picture of the schlong, and post what you are looking for, then take a night off from here and work forum over there.
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                                                    • SlickFazzer
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 05-22-08
                                                      • 20209

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by RageWizard
                                                      I went to one that got raided when I was there, so I was sitting there with my junk all at attention while the coppers were questioning me. They were cool, and let me go, so I have never been back because I have found Adultfriendfinder.com. Just pay the 130 bucks, take a picture of the schlong, and post what you are looking for, then take a night off from here and work forum over there.
                                                      just signed up over there for a month this weekend. do you get many contacts from chicks with your pecker pictured there?
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                                                      • HAPPY BOY
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 08-10-05
                                                        • 7109

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by RageWizard
                                                        I went to one that got raided when I was there, so I was sitting there with my junk all at attention while the coppers were questioning me. They were cool, and let me go, so I have never been back because I have found Adultfriendfinder.com. Just pay the 130 bucks, take a picture of the schlong, and post what you are looking for, then take a night off from here and work forum over there.
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                                                        • HAPPY BOY
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 08-10-05
                                                          • 7109

                                                          #29
                                                          I might have to drop a toon of this event tonight you got my creative juices flowing Rage. As a matter of fact Im sharpening my pencil as we type.
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                                                          • RageWizard
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 09-01-06
                                                            • 3008

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by SlickFazzer
                                                            just signed up over there for a month this weekend. do you get many contacts from chicks with your pecker pictured there?
                                                            Actually no, I need to work the bitches near me tab, and I paid the money for the gold account so that I can see all of the pictures and bios of the women. Then I e-mail them with my account pictures and then see if they respond.
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                                                            • pico
                                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                              • 04-05-07
                                                              • 27321

                                                              #31
                                                              ragewizard the male giggalo
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                                                              • SlickFazzer
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 05-22-08
                                                                • 20209

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by RageWizard
                                                                Actually no, I need to work the bitches near me tab, and I paid the money for the gold account so that I can see all of the pictures and bios of the women. Then I e-mail them with my account pictures and then see if they respond.
                                                                Keep me posted on how that strategy works. I 'm looking for an easy way to pick up an extra
                                                                blow job or 2 every now and then.
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                                                                • pavyracer
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 04-12-07
                                                                  • 82874

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by SlickFazzer
                                                                  Keep me posted on how that strategy works. I 'm looking for an easy way to pick up an extra
                                                                  blow job or 2 every now and then
                                                                  .
                                                                  Join a yoga class and learn how to blow yourself for free.
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                                                                  • tyler36
                                                                    SBR Sharp
                                                                    • 02-25-08
                                                                    • 426

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Theres nothing like a rub and tug or a massage with a happy ending!!!
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                                                                    • betplom
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 09-20-06
                                                                      • 13444

                                                                      #35
                                                                      JJ Gold:
                                                                      "WHAT? $75 MORE"

                                                                      Ok, let me get my wallet.
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