How you know when hoes are big time

[Dad]

They get their own Carls Jr. Commercial.

1. Kim Kardashian
2. Audrina Patridge
3. Jessica Simpson
4. Paris Hilton
5. Padma Lakshmi

And now...

Kate Upton:

[Smoke]

[opie1988]

Damn she's so fine.

Kate is the hottest chic I have noticed in many years. She absolutely moves the needle for me!!

[King Mayan]

Eats southwest cokk, now eats southwest burgers..

[vyomguy]

i am in love with kate upton after watching her dance.

[Ghenghis Kahn]

i don't like kids but i'll be her baby daddy...

[Smoke]

I'm about to release

[freeVICK]

[beerman2619]

Id like to give Kate a sponge bath and drink a couple 16 oz pbr's with her.

[Dad]

This gif explains what I would like to do to her.

[manny24]

i was told that ms. upton shares a striking resemblance with our own shari...can anyone confirm?

[broadway6]

i want some hardees