Bread is Back

bmw530i · 09-14-08, 05:56 PM

Bread ....you Ricky Ricardo lookalike MF....how was your vaca???

Bread · 09-14-08, 06:09 PM

JJ you would just lose that bet. I lost about $900 on the Spaniards. Sunzufbitches.

Tsoprano · 09-14-08, 06:15 PM

Close call jj

Robyn · 09-14-08, 09:07 PM

Originally posted by Bread

JJ you would just lose that bet. I lost about $900 on the Spaniards. Sunzufbitches.

Wait....you lost $900???

SlickFazzer · 09-15-08, 01:27 AM

Bread is one of the sharpest poker players at SBR.

gm2022 · 09-15-08, 01:46 AM

Just saw this video reminds me of JJ and Robyn and what happens if Bread comes home from a hard Day of work of Gambling! Than Comes In the rest of Sbr. Also No offense Robyn

SlickFazzer · 09-15-08, 01:49 AM

Yep, you called it GM.

RogueJuror · 09-15-08, 05:14 AM

Bread

Bread · 09-15-08, 06:09 AM

I have no poker face. I lose it. I have been banned from one of the local card rooms for threatening the dealer.

It's pretty sad, really...

gm2022 · 09-15-08, 06:11 AM

Originally posted by Bread

I have no poker face. I lose it. I have been banned from one of the local card rooms for threatening the dealer.

It's pretty sad, really...

I was trying to compare you to Ivey More than anything that I was referring to.

gm2022 · 09-15-08, 06:22 AM

Originally posted by Bread

I have no poker face. I lose it. I have been banned from one of the local card rooms for threatening the dealer.

It's pretty sad, really...

what in gods name did the dealer do?

Bread · 09-15-08, 07:32 AM

Phil Ivey makes me laugh. I like that guy.

I had just lost on a huge hand with a full house. I was sitting at a fun table. Once I lost, I tossed my cards to the middle of the table and said "Aw fck man nice hand." and slapped him high five.

The dealer throws his hand up in the air to call security. Said I was being kicked out for swearing. The entire table, including 2 little old ladies, thought this was ridiculous. People were swearing all over the place, and it's not like I was angry.

Once I saw security actually coming for me, I snapped and got in the dealer's face and threatened him a few times. Then I took pictures with my phone of the 5 security guards and 2 policemen they sent to escort me downstairs where they banned me for life.

I still go there. They don't recognize me because I'm much better looking now than I was then.

gm2022 · 09-15-08, 07:36 AM

Originally posted by Bread

Phil Ivey makes me laugh. I like that guy.

I had just lost on a huge hand with a full house. I was sitting at a fun table. Once I lost, I tossed my cards to the middle of the table and said "Aw fck man nice hand." and slapped him high five.

The dealer throws his hand up in the air to call security. Said I was being kicked out for swearing. The entire table, including 2 little old ladies, thought this was ridiculous. People were swearing all over the place, and it's not like I was angry.

Once I saw security actually coming for me, I snapped and got in the dealer's face and threatened him a few times. Then I took pictures with my phone of the 5 security guards and 2 policemen they sent to escort me downstairs where they banned me for life.

I still go there. They don't recognize me because I'm much better looking now than I was then.

Good times lol

Richkas · 09-15-08, 07:38 AM

Originally posted by Bread

Phil Ivey makes me laugh. I like that guy.

I had just lost on a huge hand with a full house. I was sitting at a fun table. Once I lost, I tossed my cards to the middle of the table and said "Aw fck man nice hand." and slapped him high five.

The dealer throws his hand up in the air to call security. Said I was being kicked out for swearing. The entire table, including 2 little old ladies, thought this was ridiculous. People were swearing all over the place, and it's not like I was angry.

Once I saw security actually coming for me, I snapped and got in the dealer's face and threatened him a few times. Then I took pictures with my phone of the 5 security guards and 2 policemen they sent to escort me downstairs where they banned me for life.

I still go there. They don't recognize me because I'm much better looking now than I was then.

BREAAAADDDDDDDDD

Bread · 09-15-08, 07:58 AM

RICHIE!!!!!!!!!!

Why were those bad men mean to me????

jjgold · 09-15-08, 12:20 PM

Bread so tell us a story from Miami

Richkas · 09-15-08, 12:23 PM

Originally posted by Bread

RICHIE!!!!!!!!!!

Why were those bad men mean to me????

Was Robyn with you or did you get some strange?

Bread · 09-15-08, 12:57 PM

Richie Robyn was with me. We had some fun with our hot little housekeeper, Rosa.

JJ I have no stories. Only regrets...

pavyracer · 09-15-08, 01:34 PM

Originally posted by Bread

Richie Robyn was with me. We had some fun with our hot little housekeeper, Rosa.

JJ I have no stories. Only regrets...

How little is Rosa?

Cloak & Dagger · 09-15-08, 01:35 PM

Originally posted by Bread

Richie Robyn was with me. We had some fun with our hot little housekeeper, Rosa.

JJ I have no stories. Only regrets...

sooooo

its ok for Robyn to get it from other men as well?

it that what being married means??

Bread · 09-15-08, 01:38 PM

Cloak..only if you do it up right.

By that I mean, no. No other men. Just other women

BadNina · 09-15-08, 02:20 PM

I think I need a nap. I could have sworn the title of this thread read "Bread is black"

jjgold · 09-15-08, 03:15 PM

Originally posted by Cloak & Dagger

sooooo

its ok for Robyn to get it from other men as well?

it that what being married means??

Cloaker I agree with you here

Bread and Robyn have no morals

They actually wanted me to make an ***** video with me nude pretending to chase Bread around the room and try and jump him

Talk about Sick shit and of course I turned them down, I am not into that shit,

Robyn · 09-15-08, 05:47 PM

Correction, jj. We wanted you to make a video with you in your underwear carrying on a fake conversation with Bread...and you did it. THANK YOU!!

I have a short video of Bread losing a game point. I might post it.

pavyracer · 09-15-08, 07:11 PM

Robyn, how little is Rosa? Is it a short name for Bread's left five fingered palm?

Richkas · 09-15-08, 07:14 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Cloaker I agree with you here

Bread and Robyn have no morals

They actually wanted me to make an ***** video with me nude pretending to chase Bread around the room and try and jump him

Talk about Sick shit and of course I turned them down, I am not into that shit,

Tell me this is not true.

jjgold · 09-15-08, 07:30 PM

Richie totally true

Do you want me to make a video what they both wanted?

Richie call Bread he is a nut job and you cannot understand 60% of his words, a real hick from the South

pavyracer · 09-15-08, 07:34 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Richie totally true

Do you want me to make a video what they both wanted?

Richie call Bread he is a nut job and you cannot understand 60% of his words, a real hick from the South

He is Bermudian...that's why he sounds funny on the phone

jjgold · 09-15-08, 07:36 PM

Paver I did not know that, you cannot understand him. It sounds like he has 2 ice cream cones in his mouth. How is Robyn with this guy??

pavyracer · 09-15-08, 07:40 PM

Haven't you realized Robyn is into guys with foreign accents? Bread is Bermudian, RogueJuror is Brazilian, Sharky is Costa Rican, Pavy is Tajikistani...Get a foreign accent coach and you will bang her very quickly.

Bread · 09-15-08, 07:47 PM

Pavy call me. I will pour on the accent for you just like I do for JJ.

ritehook · 09-15-08, 07:54 PM

Bread is Back

Sounds like the title of a bad off-Broadway play

Robyn · 09-15-08, 08:12 PM

Richie, we were going to call you Saturday night but Bread lost a lot of money and was in a bad mood.