JJ Gold Video Request

[englishmike]

JJ, I've never asked you for anything before pal but I'm in a tight spot.

For the last two years I've told my wife I'm a bit of a tough guy and I've always managed to dodge trouble until today. I was at In 'N' Out burger and this little fat kid bumped into me.

He was about 5'5, 275, and I told him to watch what he was doing or I'd fvckin bury him. He got a bit mouthy so I gave my coat to my wife and told her I was gonna do the little fvcker but he sparked me out with one shot, broke my nose and gave me 30 stitches, blood everywhere.

I got up and steamed into him but he gave me a couple of rib shots and I was done, it was fvckin embarassing, he pissed on me in front of my wife and I strted to cry. I told my wife it was a lucky couple of shots but she's started asking me questions about the stories I've told her because I told her I was a bookie in Jersey and a bit of an enforcer and hardman so I was wondering if you could make a video and make out i put you in hospital a couple of times for not settling. Don't overdo it, just make out I put you in intensive care for a few weeks.

Thanks JJ, you're a fvckin pal pal.

[Nicky Santoro]

man, you are going the wrong way about this.. if you really want to impress the wife, you should not get JJ to do it.. you should ask Richie to do it.. richie looks more like a killer than JJ.. if your wife sees jj saying you beat him up, she will lose more respect for you cause my little 10 yr old nephew can take JJ in a fight. jj doesn't look tough at all.. if you really want to impress her, you should have asked richie. when she takes a look at richie, you will become her new hero and she will love you more than ever.

i could take JJ with 2 hands tied behind my back..

bad choice..

[pavyracer]

5'-5" 275 lbs? Something doesn't add up.

[flyingillini]

But beating up a person that looks like they have down syndrome isn't impressive either.

[Nicky Santoro]

also, i am sure she has seen at least 1 vid of jj in the past.. and 94% of the jj vids are him being funny, and kinda like a clown. do you really want your wife to hear you beat up a clown? also, jj looks like a nice guy.. an approachable type of guy.. whereas richie looks like he can stab you at any moment.. especially when he's drunk.. jj is 5'10, 163 lbs.. richie is 5'8, 242 lbs.. who do you want your wife thinking you beat up?

[englishmike]

You're right, this could be more up Richies street.

[Nicky Santoro]

well, i figure jj can still pull it off if she's never seen a vid of his, which i doubt.. if she thinks he's a clown, forget it. BUT if she's never seen his vid and dont know who he is, then he can pull it off.. he needs to act tough, yell, not wear his rug.. and act like a nut. .then your'e ok.. jj is a good actor, and he might be able to act tough.. i dont think richie can do any hollywood stuff. i doubt he can act. the key is if the wife has not seen a past jj vid, then maybe jj can be the guy.. but he's gotta go nuts with no rug, cause he looks too kind with the rug. and go berzerk on camera.. he can do this..

[jjgold]

Richie might be better for this one, I could try though