Originally posted by Ian
Law enforcement: don't you liberals hate the cops and bitch about the justice system every fukking day? How can you say they are doing a good job?
Fire Departments: private fire departments across the world have been shown to have faster response times and higher survival rates.
health care: UM, no. Ask any Canadian with cancer or a heart condition.
National Defense: there's a reason the US gov't gives out the toughest assignments to private contractors.
Public Works: most public works projects are preformed by private companies who do shoddy work because they either low ball the competition to the point they have to cut corners, or the are awarded the contract because of some crony bullshit.
utilities management: where the hell have you been? Gov't sponsored cable companies have been hemorrhaging customers to the private satellite companies for over a decade. You know why the cable man is never there on time? Because he doesn't have to be. Because cable companies are a gov't protected monopoly. There's no where else to go. Except satellite. Who have been raking in millions of new customers each year.
Public transportation: you're kidding right? You've got somewhere you need to be in an hour, are you riding the bus or taking the White Horse?
fisheries management: HA. Do you even fish? On the behalf of fisherman everywhere, FUK YOU.
Curbing pollution: yeah, the gov't is really doing a fine job stopping global warming aren't they? That clean air act and Kyoto protocal really saved us didn't it?
Weather disasters: Um, Katrina?
Elections: The government doesn't run elections, non-profits and the media does.
Educating the non-rich: Seriously? Have you not read anything about school choice this past decade? Do you have zero idea what a parochial school is? Do you know why St. Anthony's and St. Patrick's are the best basketball programs in New Jersey year after year?
What the hell.
And seriously, the graduation rates of lower-socio-economic students at Duke/Stanford are twice as high as those at Cal-Berkley.
