Funny JJGOLD greyhound story

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  • Fishhead
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 08-11-05
    • 40179

    #1
    Funny JJGOLD greyhound story
    Was with JJ back around 2003-4 or thereabouts and we hit up Sarasota Kennel Club.

    Were having a good time and picking up a few bucks, but nothing to write home about. I think I was up a couple hundred and JJ just a few bucks.

    Anyways, we come to the 8th race and this race is a complete toss-up, at least by looking at the toteboard 3 minutes before post........like every dog was less than 10-1 odds(8 dogs in the race). Out of the blue, JJ turns to me and says to me in that JJ voice you have all come to know "Fish, watch this, I'm betting the #1 dog to win for $3,000, watch the toteboard!" I'm like "huh"........and then " ". This dog was the third favorite at the time at 7-2. I walk with JJ to the counter(with my beer in hand) and watch JJ put his bet in..........all hell breaks loose and 4 suits come over to approve the bet..........then we are literally running back to our seats in the clubhouse(we had front row compliments of his dad) and as were doing so, two security guards and and this matridee jump on our case becuase I was not to take beer out of the clubhouse and they actually threaten to throw us out on the spot. JJ quickly shows him his betting ticket and all is well. Meanwhile, I'm really pissed at these jackasses, all the while peeking at the tote. The next change, the #1 dog goes from 7-2 to 1-5.......LOL!!!.....JJ is having a ball and surprisingly not even sweating this......think about it, he has like 3000 to win 600 on this freaking dog he knows nothing about.

    Well, to make a long story short, unbelievably this dog went wire to wire for the win......not even a sweat really.

    I'm like having a blast watching this unfold..........JJ is then acting like he owns the joint.

    Ok, now we make our way back down to collect.......and in the excitement, I forget to leave my beer as was told and take it out of the clubhouse again. JJ cashes and on the way back this queer matridee is practically assaulting me and grabbing me throwing me out of the joint!!!

    Just then, here comes JJGOLDS father out of nowhere to save the day. You see, Golds dad has probably put more cash through the Sarasota Club than anyone in its long history.........the matridee was scared shitless after Mr. Gold layed the law down to him.

    WHAT A DAY AT THE TRACK..........PROBABLY MY MOST MEMORABLE OF ANY IN ALL THE TIMES I'VE VISITED A DOG, THOUROUGBRED, OR HARNESS TRACK........I SURE DON'T KNOW WHAT WOULD TOP IT.

    Thought you all would enjoy that, I'm sure JJ can add more to what happened, as I was actually half smashed at the time.

  • SlickFazzer
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 05-22-08
    • 20209

    #2
    JJ a video on winning at the greyhound track would be very educational for SBR.
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    • onthewhat
      Restricted User
      • 05-14-08
      • 15411

      #3
      Originally posted by SlickFazzer
      JJ a video on winning at the greyhound track would be very educational for SBR.
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      • Fishhead
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 08-11-05
        • 40179

        #4
        He just picks numbers.......he claims it's just a "numbers" game.

        He will tell ya.
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        • compaqDikk
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 10-08-05
          • 5699

          #5
          JJ has not left the state of New Jersey since 1984, well that what the probationary clause says
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          • Fishhead
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 08-11-05
            • 40179

            #6
            Originally posted by compaqDikk
            JJ has not left the state of New Jersey since 1984, well that what the probationary clause says
            He apparrently gets out on a few occassions.

            His parents own a bungalow in Bradenton, close to Sarasota.

            His parents were nice enough to invite me over for a nice Italian feast.......good stuff.
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            • fiveteamer
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 04-14-08
              • 10805

              #7
              don't you mean a nice kosher meal, fishhead?
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              • Fishhead
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 08-11-05
                • 40179

                #8
                Originally posted by fiveteamer
                don't you mean a nice kosher meal, fishhead?


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                • Al Masters
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 04-29-06
                  • 6940

                  #9
                  He talked Nicky out of the NHL All-Star game, one of his comments was he never met or meets other posters.
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                  • Fishhead
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 08-11-05
                    • 40179

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Al Masters
                    He talked Nicky out of the NHL All-Star game, one of his comments was he never met or meets other posters.
                    I'm sure he doesn't.......I've known JJ before the phrase "posters" was even acknowledged.....even though we were both "posters" when we first were introduced to each other on the old AOL message boards. I became a poster at TheRX in 1999.......and JJ around the sametime.

                    Time flys when your having fun.


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                    • bmw530i
                      Restricted User
                      • 04-19-08
                      • 4058

                      #11
                      JJ is the man...chairman of the board!
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                      • jjgold
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 07-20-05
                        • 388179

                        #12
                        Fish that is when I had money, a LOT has changed since then. I have had many ups and downs but mainly downs. Horses are a numbers game.
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                        • compaqDikk
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 10-08-05
                          • 5699

                          #13
                          i would like to see pic of JJ in 1999 when he made 700k on AOL overnight only to lose it all on eToys 7 months later. are they available anywhere or did they go down when the RX crashed (twice)
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                          • gm2022
                            SBR MVP
                            • 02-28-08
                            • 4128

                            #14
                            Did JJ have his hair than?
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                            • Fishhead
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 08-11-05
                              • 40179

                              #15
                              J,, you still own that fur coat?

                              That thing was awesome!
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                              • wtf
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 08-22-08
                                • 12983

                                #16
                                if that story is true, jj you are my new hero! holy shit what balls.
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                                • Fishhead
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 08-11-05
                                  • 40179

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by wtf
                                  if that story is true, jj you are my new hero! holy shit what balls.

                                  ....all true!

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                                  • Chi_archie
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 07-22-08
                                    • 63172

                                    #18
                                    I wish we could get JJ's dad to start posting and making videos here..... we've seen a picture of his nephew/son.... now I wanna see his dad
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                                    • jjgold
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 07-20-05
                                      • 388179

                                      #19
                                      Fishhead did meet my father

                                      Only one ever to meet him


                                      Back later
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                                      • Fishhead
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 08-11-05
                                        • 40179

                                        #20
                                        His mom cooked me one helluva meal also..........and there was no deli meats served.

                                        All choice cuts
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                                        • Deuce
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 01-12-08
                                          • 29843

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Fishhead
                                          His mom cooked me one helluva meal also..........and there was no deli meats served.

                                          All choice cuts
                                          Cole cuts, oriole cookies, gabagool, copacolla of sorts, mounds bars, rigot, manigot, spicy cheeses, etc
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                                          • mathdotcom
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 03-24-08
                                            • 11689

                                            #22
                                            lol I am not a horses bettor but why would managers have to come approve his 3 dime bet? There are no fixed odds, what are they worried about?
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                                            • Chi_archie
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 07-22-08
                                              • 63172

                                              #23
                                              reminds me of the time I almost got chucked at the racetrack for filming video for sbr.....
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                                              • Chi_archie
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 07-22-08
                                                • 63172

                                                #24
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                                                • Chi_archie
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 07-22-08
                                                  • 63172

                                                  #25
                                                  I think i'll post from the track tomorrow morning, that was a fun day
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                                                  • jjgold
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 07-20-05
                                                    • 388179

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Chi_archie
                                                    Never saw this video
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