SBR the movie

[Panic]

Willie Bee gave me the idea for this thread. If they were to make a movie involving SBR and its posters, who would play the part for each one. Here is my list:

Brad Pitt-JJ Gold
George Clooney-Nicky
Woody Harrelson-Bread
Seth Green-Crazyl
Jack Nicholson-Willie Bee
John Malkovic-BigBoyDan
Shark-the popular kid on Entourage
Rogue-Freddy Prince Jr.
Panic-Larry David
Tsoprano-Bruce Willis
Robyn-Kate Beckinsale
Swede-the chick from King of Queens
durito-Matthew Brodrick
don juan-Vin Diesel
Bad Nina-Mira Sorvino
SportsGirl-Heather locklear
Teela-Robin Tunney
Pico-Jet Li
Bill Dozer-Michael Douglas
SBR John-Clint Eastwood

I know I am missing many, but will add when they come to me.

[BadNina]

Mira Sorvino??

You hate me that much?

[Panic]

That chick looks like she dont take any sh!t.

[fiveteamer]

WillieBee-Don Knotts

[SlickFazzer]

Brad Pitt

[BadNina]

That chick looks like she dont take any sh!t.

I prefer Drew Barrymore.

[Willie Bee]

Nina, I love Mira Sorvino, so I think it's a wonderful choice.

Don Knotts for me, 5T? Really? I don't see it. John Candy or Chris Farley would be better choices if you're going to use dead guys to play me. I was thinking John Heder for you pal.

[fiveteamer]

Robyn should be Courtney Love

[SlickFazzer]

Richkas starring as Richkas

[swede96]

Swede-the chick from King of Queens

Yayyyy!!!! I LOVE her. Tweak her accent a little and we even sound alike!

[englishmike]

Richkas-Joe Pesci

[pavyracer]

This movie will at least cost 1 billion dollars to produce with the cream of the crop of Hollywood in it. What's the net worth of SBR

[fiveteamer]

clearly, englishmike would be played by steve coogan.

[Panic]

Tom Cruise-Pavy

[Sportsgirl]

I love Heather Locklear

[SBR Lou]

Tom Cruise-Pavy

Good choice. I would've selected Donjuan as Antonio Banderas myself.

[Teela]

Robin Tunney? Really?

I'm not sure if I should be honored or insulted.

[Panic]

Who would play Deuce?

[SBR Lou]

Who would play Deuce?

Mark Wahlberg.

[SlickFazzer]

Who would play Deuce?

Stone Cold Steve Austin

[The Prick]

bread- billy bob thornton

panic- woody allen

[Sportsgirl]

Mark Wahlberg.

Excellent choice!

[SlickFazzer]

This is Deuce to the T.

[pavyracer]

Tom Cruise-Pavy

Will he be wearing 6" inch heel shoes?

[fiveteamer]

who is john heder?

[pavyracer]

who is john heder?

Napoleon Dynamite

[Nicky Santoro]

panner,


you're a genius man.. how did you know.. if i tell you how many times in my life i have heard people tell me i remind them of george clooney, you would not believe me.. unreal.. panner, everywhere i go, people keep saying to me,, nicky, you know who you remind me of.. you remind of.. and i would say.. yeah yeah, i know... george clooney, and they'd say.. omg, that's right, how did you know? cause i hear it everywhere i go..


panner, everywhere i go, i hear it..

panner, if i had 1 dollar for each time in my life i have heard people tell me i remind them of george clooney, well. today..................i'd be.............. broke as hell..

[fiveteamer]

oh, I never did see that movie..

[BadNina]

Did you see Blades of Glory?

[The Prick]

nicky - john paul tremblay

[fiveteamer]

betplom is Ricky.

[Bread]

Rogue Juror - Big Papi.

Richie - The guy who plays Chief on Rescue Me.

Whitey - Herve Villachaeze (Tattoo)

JJGold - Ed Asner.

Jrich - Bushwick Bill

Sharky - Carlos Pena

On a side note, I've always said that Seth Green had the personality of a hat rack. So good choice!

[The Prick]

jj gold - danny devito

[pavyracer]

jjgold - Michael Chiklis

[Willie Bee]

I've already booked DeVito to play my fictional gambler/poster DD Brown in another movie, Prick. Thinking about Clint Howard to play you.