What would the presidential and VP candidates be qualified for that's on the level?

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  • BrentCrude
    SBR MVP
    • 11-16-05
    • 4665

    #1
    What would the presidential and VP candidates be qualified for that's on the level?
    I have a very low opinion of 99.9% of people in politics and who gravitate to any form of public service jobs.Ron Paul is the exception.I call them the we know what's best for you crowd.The one I heard today that's floating around is the government may impose a VAT ''value added tax''to all consumer goods as a way to get people working in the underground economy and those who are illegally here to pay their fair share of taxes.So now if you are just getting by as a 40 hour a week wage slave and don't take a penny from the government you would have to pay 15% of what you make to pay for and support all the government waste and missmanagement that has taken place over 75 years.

    So,if it weren't for any form of government job,political jobs,being a lobbyist slug or being a scheister lawyer,what the hell would any of the 4 major presidential and vice presidential candidates do to make a living?????No credit card company ripoff job for Biden,no poverty pimp community organizing job for Obama,no veterans advocasy job for ** Cain and no Alaska association of hockey mom's job for Palin.

    Palin would either be a high class hooker in Vegas or a trophy wife gold digger looking to latch on to pro golfers.

    Obama would be a gopher on Oprah's tv set running for Popeye's fried chicken for the crew and she would treat him like shit.

    Biden would be a FAQ checker for a swingers magazine checking out the backgrounds of personal ad posters.After being a plagerist,that's all he could get in the publishing world.

    ** Cain would probably be a barnacle remover guy at shipyards and he would have gotten that job because his old man knew the right people to get him the job.

    If a company was run as badly as the government with it bleeding red ink the way it is,the people running the government that run for high office would be so embarrassed at their performance record that they would resign in disgrace instead of running for president and VP.
  • topgame85
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-30-08
    • 12325

    #2
    Write in Ron Paul
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    • Willie Bee
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 02-14-06
      • 15726

      #3
      Good stuff as usual, Crude. I wish they'd do away with the income tax and stick a 30% VAT on all purchases, collect it from everyone that way. But that's another story.

      Obama would be the pivot man for the Brothers Downlow Circle Jerk Club.

      McCain would NOT be a football ref or baseball umpire sicne he can't signal TD or foul ball. Maybe he'd be a hand model for FleshLite.

      Biden would be part of the cleanup crew at the Brothers Downlow Circle Jerk Club.

      Palin would be in the family fishing business, working part-time when it wasn't salmon season giving handjobs at the Kenai Social Club & Whoopee Parlour.
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