Im a huge Degenerate FML FML FML

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  • RedSox88
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 01-18-11
    • 912

    #1
    Im a huge Degenerate FML FML FML
    Whatup boys,

    hope you all had a great valentines day and night.

    Took my girl out for sushi and then to see ( a not so romantic movie) safe house, thought it was OK

    Anyways got back home around 12 she fell asleep about an hour ago and then i degened it up...

    to get you up to speed here were my bets for tonight....

    Miami Heat - 3

    Lakers -5

    Joe Johnson of ATL to have UNDER 18 points in the game (he ended up with 15)

    220 to win 200 on all of em so im up 600 went 3-0 yay good day end of story right?

    hellllll no like a jackass i go online looking for some bets maybe 100 on stupid tennis or something and glaring in the background is the casino, which btw in all my years of online sports betting never once bet for real in the online casino..

    anyways go to play deuces wild 25 hand and hit (what i thought was .50 a hand for a grand total of 12.50 and i acidentally bet 5 per hand for a grand total of $125 for one spin.

    at first im freaking out and then i think well not much u can do now maybe ill get lucky nope

    get dealt AK489 hold nothing drawn on all of em and get back 8 bucks....

    now im tilting so i auto hit deal again for another 125...

    anyways you know how this ends......

    end up losing $560

    so my amazing 3-0 day turned into a 40 dollar profit

    so steamed right now trying not to tilt it off so im prob just gonna go to bed but fml i suck

    please flame me for using the casino call me profanities so i get depressed and never do it again

    im such a
  • Cuse0323
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 12-09-09
    • 30169

    #2
    damn, up 40 bucks that must suck.
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    • MoneyLineDawg
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 01-01-09
      • 13253

      #3
      Just take it as a small winning day and move along to tomorrow, what's done is done....As a Yankees fan I should tell you to go win your money back in the casino but I'm a good guy
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      • MendozaLine
        SBR MVP
        • 01-11-10
        • 4088

        #4
        go pull a sleepy hollow on your chick NOW.

        If you have to ask what a sleepy hollow is, dont even bother
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        • MJT1212
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 02-16-09
          • 5124

          #5
          your up on the day, anytime you didn't lose your ass it isn't a bad day. does suck that you played a rigged casino to lose all your winnings though. DONT PLAY ONLINE CASINOS UNLESS YOU WONT TO END UP A BROKE DIKK FUKKK
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          • BIGDAY
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 02-17-10
            • 48245

            #6
            Feels kinda good at the same time though, right?
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            • 19th Hole
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 03-22-09
              • 18954

              #7
              It's Valentines and you're with your girl and
              you won a coupla bucks.
              You're ahead of the game..
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              • secretstash
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 03-29-10
                • 14907

                #8
                im sure she is the one gambling ur sbr pts every night in the casino.

                lol

                CASE CLOSED

                -stash
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                • mikejamm
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 08-24-09
                  • 11047

                  #9
                  Online casinos! Ugggggg! Common sense goes right out the window!
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