Hai guyz hows my parlay look?

[donjuan]

OMG I can't believe a book would be dumb enough to take this bet!!! Surefire soccer winnerz, pays +130:

New Zealand -500
Romania -3300
Belarus -600
Switzerland -3300
Poland -5000
Italy -1200
Spain -2000
USA -400
Brazil -1500

[durito]

good job reducing your juice by parlaying those. you'll never win betting big juice like that straight.

[donjuan]

I no, rite? Anyone tell me if they dont like this FREE MONEY!

[RogueJuror]

coolz

[MonkeyF0cker]

I don't disagree with any of 'em! Start spending it yesterday!

[tacomax]

Solid play - no chance of any of those not winning.

[rjt721]

ML parlays are the nuts.

[blittydeuce]

what book are you using? Poland went to -10000 in bookmaker

[tacomax]

what book are you using? Poland went to -10000 in bookmaker

donjuan is the man - he's getting lines that are impossible for anyone else to get. All he needs now is to whinge like a baby when someone says anything remotely negative or asking the wrong questions in his threads and bombard the mods with email after email until the posts are moved. Then donjuan will be SBR's greatest capper.

[accuscoresucks]

solid work

those are some major juiced lines

[MonkeyF0cker]

Poland is clearly not worthy of -10000. I played them at -9500. Good value there. Put $950,000 on them to win $9500. Probably the sharpest play of the century.

[donjuan]

Poland is still -5000 at the Bo-diggity-dog. These are 100% WINNERS!!!

[Richkas]

OMG I can't believe a book would be dumb enough to take this bet!!! Surefire soccer winnerz, pays +130:

New Zealand -500
Romania -3300
Belarus -600
Switzerland -3300
Poland -5000
Italy -1200
Spain -2000
USA -400
Brazil -1500

Odds on most phags in respective countries or odds on nastiest bitches in respective countries? Which is it?

[donjuan]

Odds on most phags in respective countries or odds on nastiest bitches in respective countries? Which is it?

"Jokes" should make sense in context. Better luck next time.

Back to the PARLAY!! WHO'S READY TO CASH THIS?!?!???1

[JRS21386]

"Jokes" should make sense in context. Better luck next time.

Back to the PARLAY!! WHO'S READY TO CASH THIS?!?!???1

Nice parlay sir... GL! I think you'll do just fine!

[dwaechte]

I hope you actually played this, itd definitely add to the funny.

[MonkeyF0cker]

I'm gonna hold off until Romania hits -4000. I smell a fix. You know if it goes anywhere near -3100, those Commy bastards are fixing it for sure.

[donjuan]

Ceausescu that bastard!! If he messes up this FREE MONEY I'll kill him a second time!!!

[donjuan]

To celebrate the first leg of my parlay's obvious victory, I will perform a tradtional Haka.

[NEP Dynasty]

Donny, u hammered tonight? Two for tuesdays, big night.

[donjuan]

No, I'm just excited about FREE MONEY!!! I'm more of a Thirsty Thursday type, myself.

[smitch124]

I bet em all straight

[Tsoprano]

Looks good, GL!

[donjuan]

New Zealand -500 WINNER
Romania -3300 WINNER
Belarus -600 WINNER
Switzerland -3300
Poland -5000
Italy -1200
Spain -2000
USA -400
Brazil -1500

Looks like my haka was a good luck charm.

[RogueJuror]

out of all the could have fuk it Luxembourg did it lol, now that's the punchline ending this thread needed

[donjuan]

Go make some silly knives you wankstain neutral bastards. Let's see the money wired into the players' Swiss bank accounts!!!

[jjgold]

I have no idea about this sport but I hope you nail it.

[SBR Lou]

Update us on if it won or lost.

[donjuan]

Switzerland not only failed to beat Luxembourg, they lost 2-1. I'm never betting soccer again. You just can't cap that!!!!

[SBR Lou]

Switzerland not only failed to beat Luxembourg, they lost 2-1. I'm never betting soccer again. You just can't cap that!!!!

Welcome to my world. I got slammed for months on here after Ana Ivanovic lost as a -800 favorite, now that a -3300 favorite lost guys will be chewing you out like that dental contraption they put the pink juice inside.

[blittydeuce]

I had Switzerland for -5000 at bookmaker

[Brady2Moss]

lol Vegas loves it when suckers go all-in on juiced out ML parlays

[EaglesPhan36]

I had Switzerland for -5000 at bookmaker

You need a timeout.

[blittydeuce]

I meant had them in my parlay for a small amount, but imagine throwing any amount on LUX

[MonkeyF0cker]

Did this thread become serious all the sudden?