A joke for Shari , hope you like.

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  • crzbrave
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 01-24-09
    • 755

    #1
    A joke for Shari , hope you like.
    As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
    She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
    A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
  • MJT1212
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 02-16-09
    • 5124

    #2
    a real knee slapper
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    • Iced
      SBR MVP
      • 01-04-11
      • 1614

      #3
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      • wtf
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 08-22-08
        • 12983

        #4
        shari will be offended, she hates all men
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        • sickler
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 06-05-08
          • 15006

          #5
          Sexist jokes are always a hit with women.

          Gotta make sure first that they aren't feminists.
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          • Sunde91
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 11-26-09
            • 8325

            #6
            Originally posted by sickler
            Sexist jokes are always a hit with women. Gotta make sure first that they aren't feminists.
            superwoman avatar
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            • bradthebloke
              SBR MVP
              • 07-26-09
              • 3175

              #7
              old joke. not a bad one
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              • ChalkyDog
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 10-02-11
                • 9598

                #8
                Better sexist joke:

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                • sickler
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 06-05-08
                  • 15006

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Sunde91
                  superwoman avatar
                  Yeah I raised my eyebrow over that one.

                  I was helping Shari pick a new avatar at the time, in PM I sent her canuck chick, much less confrontational.

                  Don't think it was this one but something like it

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                  • jjgold
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 07-20-05
                    • 388179

                    #10
                    I did not laugh man, that was not funny at all and I read it 11 times.
                    I kept the same expression the whole time
                    crzbraver I guess your a guy that has the woman do everything in the house and your watching tv expecting to be served

                    Hey Son this is a new generation.....................I wear panties and the woman wears the underwear now

                    Get use to it..............Women are in charge not men. I am here to serve them.
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                    • Smoke
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 10-09-09
                      • 48111

                      #11
                      Terrible joke
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                      • sickler
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 06-05-08
                        • 15006

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Smoke
                        Terrible joke
                        But look, the recipient of the joke nominated it.

                        Or maybe she did so out of pity
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                        • Smoke
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 10-09-09
                          • 48111

                          #13
                          Originally posted by sickler
                          But look, the recipient of the joke nominated it.

                          Or maybe she did so out of pity
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                          • opie1988
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 09-12-10
                            • 23429

                            #14
                            I found it pretty funny.
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