Will Bellicheck load up on more white guys over the summer?

Darkside Magick · 02-06-12, 01:28 AM

he need to draft the defense from alabama

NYSportsGuy210 · 02-06-12, 01:30 AM

Belichick will be hitting the scouting reports of schools like Boise State, BYU and Utah in no time.

seaborneq · 02-06-12, 01:43 AM

Originally posted by baskets

Every year the guy seems to go on a scouting mission to get more midget white guys. And they get smaller and smaller.

We used to think Welker was small at 5'9". Then he goes to Idaho and picks up that guy Woodcockk or Woodchucker, whatever his name is.... at 5'6".

Who are the Pats going to pick up next....? ... Ian Woosnam?

That sure as hell looks like the Heisman pose to me. Go get em, Bill!!

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That is some funny shit.

RoadFavorites$$$ · 02-06-12, 01:44 AM

how the hell is this racial?

I swear to god some people could turn anything racial.

baskets · 02-06-12, 01:46 AM

not racial.

I'm just seeing tons of short white dudes on the Pats. and they aint getting the job done.

I mean, you can pass to Woodchuck b/c a Woodchuck can chuck yards past a secondary in a woodchuck minute... but you don't run all 5'6" out of the backfield against that Giants line.... unless you got Jesus himself, a la Barry Sanders tap dancing around all the defense and making them look like the Washington Generals.

frostno98 · 02-06-12, 01:53 AM

Aside for Benjarvis Green Ellis and Deion Branch, the entire offense guys were white guys. You can't win in the NFL when 80% of the offense is white dudes

NYSportsGuy210 · 02-06-12, 01:54 AM

Belichick needs to sigh Peyton Hillis. Guaranteed return to the Super Bowl next year.

Plus573 · 02-06-12, 01:55 AM

Originally posted by baskets

I mean, you can pass to Woodchuck b/c a Woodchuck can chuck yards past a secondary in a woodchuck minute... but you don't run all 5'6" out of the backfield against that Giants line.... unless you got Jesus himself, a la Barry Sanders tap dancing around all the defense and making them look like the Washington Generals.

robinhood · 02-06-12, 01:56 AM

I heard he's been talking to Jimmer Fredette about trying out for WR if the basketball gig doesn't work out.

Ernie Mccracken · 02-06-12, 01:59 AM

Originally posted by baskets

I'm just seeing tons of short white dudes on the Pats. and they aint getting the job done.

Were you born like this or did you take lessons? The patriots offense will do down as one of the best, and they were built almost exclusively out of guys that other teams didn't want.

Compare that to a team like the Lions who have been drafting top 5 picks for 20 years and can barely crack the playoffs.

seaborneq · 02-06-12, 02:00 AM

Originally posted by baskets

not racial.

I'm just seeing tons of short white dudes on the Pats. and they aint getting the job done.

I mean, you can pass to Woodchuck b/c a Woodchuck can chuck yards past a secondary in a woodchuck minute... but you don't run all 5'6" out of the backfield against that Giants line.... unless you got Jesus himself, a la Barry Sanders tap dancing around all the defense and making them look like the Washington Generals.

Stop it baskets.

baskets · 02-06-12, 02:04 AM

Mccracken, the Pats lost. Last 2 superbowls = zero rings. Time for a change.

The new fashion is a down syndrome Gomer Pile quarterback who can throw a football like some kind of super freak... placing the ball in the perfect spot every time. Brady is great, but Rain Man Manning is the new king.

"Yeah, yeah, deffinitely... definitely a 40 yarr bomb down the sideline... yeah, deffinitely a 40 yarr bomb down the sideline" -- Rain Man Manning

secretstash · 02-06-12, 02:07 AM

welcome back baskets

-stash

baskets · 02-06-12, 02:15 AM

been a while, stash.

I'll be paying you 12 a day until 2050, lol.

ImakeBets · 02-06-12, 11:05 AM

Did well enough to get him into the playoffs??

k13 · 02-06-12, 11:10 AM

But all those "black" teams can't even make the super bowl....

smoke a bowl · 02-06-12, 11:14 AM

Looks like the whitey thing is working. 1 drop, big deal. 5 Super Bowl appearances and 3 wins isn't too shabby. Don't hate cuz he's smart enough to not put a groid back there returning punts. Those are big decisions and you need someone who can think fast back there making them. Not your boy from the 49ers who fuked up their chances to go to the big game. Long story short, Belichek is the man and knows what he is doing.

face · 02-06-12, 11:17 AM

Originally posted by k13

But all those "black" teams can't even make the super bowl....

TheCentaur · 02-06-12, 11:20 AM

Originally posted by baskets

Brady is great, but Rain Man Manning is the new king.

haven't heard that one yet

Yeah it definitely looks like Belichick picks up players out of The Shire

rm18 · 02-06-12, 11:25 AM

Heard he is going to trade his whole draft for Jordy Nelson and Kuhn

EmpireMaker · 02-06-12, 11:39 AM

Originally posted by NYSportsGuy210

Belichick needs to sigh Peyton Hillis. Guaranteed return to the Super Bowl next year.

smoke a bowl · 02-06-12, 11:46 AM

Originally posted by baskets

Mccracken, the Pats lost. Last 2 superbowls = zero rings. Time for a change.

The new fashion is a down syndrome Gomer Pile quarterback who can throw a football like some kind of super freak... placing the ball in the perfect spot every time. Brady is great, but Rain Man Manning is the new king.

"Yeah, yeah, deffinitely... definitely a 40 yarr bomb down the sideline... yeah, deffinitely a 40 yarr bomb down the sideline" -- Rain Man Manning

Look man it's really simple. It isn't smart to have groids back there returning your punts. It's just too big of a play in a game that requires some really quick thinking and good decision making. Bellichek is just playing the percentages like always and putting someone a little more reliable back there. It is what it is and the best do what they do.

sweepem · 02-06-12, 11:51 AM

He needs to draft or sign some badass white defenders, the coal black Pats defense sucks.

Everyone knows the reason why the Pats failed was their pathetic defense.

jjgold · 02-06-12, 12:09 PM

Cannot win with white guys, Pats proven it now

You need black killers

Mr Handicapable · 02-06-12, 12:12 PM

Branch & Ocho are black...they're just over the hill. The Pats needed some speed to stretch the field all year and it bit them. Their D was pretty good but 17 pts. won't win much in this era.

smoke a bowl · 02-06-12, 12:12 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Cannot win with white guys, Pats proven it now

You need black killers

Maybe but you have to agree that you need whitey back there returning punts. You don't want one of them guys back there making quick tough decisions that are very important. You just hand them guys the ball and tell them to run fast. You see, not much thinking there.

Mr Handicapable · 02-06-12, 12:14 PM

Belechik should look into signing some Syrian dudes. With tanks and machine guns firing at them....they've greatly increased their 40 times.

jjgold · 02-06-12, 12:16 PM

You cannot win just throwing short passes to little white guys over the middle in nfl
It has to be a perfect drive to score
White TD is fine but WR got to be strong, fast,tall, quick black guys

smoke a bowl · 02-06-12, 12:22 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

You cannot win just throwing short passes to little white guys over the middle in nfl
It has to be a perfect drive to score
White TD is fine but WR got to be strong, fast,tall, quick black guys

What about punt returner JJ? It's all whitey for me but I think punt returner is a thinking mans position.

dilaudid8 · 02-06-12, 12:25 PM

you are 100 percent right white guy's in football will not get the job done that's a 100 percent fact N.E. has player's that are very small like follow the yellow brick road

YouMama · 02-06-12, 12:26 PM

The reason he has alot White guys is because his team is desinged to win with types of players, and alot of white B level players are undervalued in the market because of stereotypes ... Bellicheck always has like a million draft picks and finds palyers w the attributes to fit his system w value... He Plays MONEY BALL BABY!

he cant be too far off, he made it to the superbowl !!!

jjgold · 02-06-12, 12:29 PM

Originally posted by smoke a bowl

What about punt returner JJ? It's all whitey for me but I think punt returner is a thinking mans position.

Nah white punt returners cannot break the big ones

smoke a bowl · 02-06-12, 12:33 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Nah white punt returners cannot break the big ones

But they don't do what ole #10 for Niners did to cost them a shot at the Big Game either. Let those other guys run the ball yo. Real easy, not to much thinking. "Just run that way(you have to point which way cause saying run right or left might not cut it) as far as you can bro". You see, not much thinking there JJ.

Mr Handicapable · 02-06-12, 12:33 PM

Now if you want to start a All Serial Killer team....then you stock up on white boys