(i cant go to the irish social club)

[BEANTOWNJIM]

BOYS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS I AM SITTING AT HOME AND NOT AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB WITH JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN AND THE BOYS.I MUST HAVE HAD 10 CALLS ALREADY FROM GUYS SAYING GET YOUR ARSE DOWN HERE ITS YOUR ROUND

BOYS TOMORROW MORNING AT 8 A.M. I HAVE TO HAVE GIVE BLOOD AND HAVE MY CHOLESTEROL CHECKED.MY LOVELY WIFE WONT LET ME GO OUT BECAUSE I AM DRIVING HER TO WORK AND I CANT BE HUNGOVER

BOYS I FEEL LIKE A LOSER SITTING HERE WITH MY LOVELY WIFE WHILE THE FELLAS ARE HAVING A GREAT TIME AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB.

OH MAN ANOTHER PHONE CALL IF I AM NOT AT THE CLUB BEFORE THE END OF THE FIRST QUARTER JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN IS COMING TO MY HOUSE TO GET ME

BOYS WE WILL SEE HOW THIS PLAYS OUT

[Grits n' Gravy]

Enjoy the game and hope blood work is good.

[TEXAS MICKEY]

BTJ.....
You will better off to be at home with the Misses, cause the Pats are going to WIN today, and the fukking Nigerians will want to tear the city up when this is over........

[Scorpion]

sorry about your lovely wife and fuckking yuri
stabbing both of them was the right thing to do for sure
but you didnt have to to mutilate yuris genitals beano

[Br0nxer]

nickaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[Cougar Bait]

Hopefully they didn't give your spot away to a Jewish guy.