5 year old waiting for christmas or...

[madmaxx]

the current moment?

nothing in life gets better than the night before football kicks off (on sunday not thursday)

thursday morning of march madness starting is nice as is world cup but they are wayyyyyyyy distant

[picantel]

and to think I was happy to get laid tonight. What was I thinking.

[madmaxx]

if natalie portman and keira knightly knocked on the door for an emergency 3-some id consider that being better...sex with some random would not even be pleasurable

[picantel]

better than sex with your wife while she bitches at you the whole time to hurry up she has better things to do.

[madmaxx]

my ex wife was a meth addict and a drunk so the sex was mostly a blur

[HAPPY BOY]

the current moment?

nothing in life gets better than the night before football kicks off (on sunday not thursday)

thursday morning of march madness starting is nice as is world cup but they are wayyyyyyyy distant

Yes your right Mr Maxx, I will give you a feww examples of this type of elation.

1. You finally got that hot co-worker to go out. You know the one with the hot legs and big . You rented a room and u lay there in bed waiting for her to exit the bathroom in bra and panties, and your flag pole is standing straight up.

2. Youve been holding a shiit while looking for a rest stop on the turnpike I mean you are driving almost standing up to keep your trap door shut. You pray to god u can make it. Then finally you get to the rest stop, run out of your car at the same time your undoing your belt, you get to the toilet drop ur undies and just in a nick of time sit to unload a baby elephant AHHH! oh boy WHEW! just made it.

Boys these are about the best two examples of what it feels like when football season is about to begin, PURE JOY.

[madmaxx]

hahaha well put

[Poker_Beast]

Yes your right Mr Maxx, I will give you a feww examples of this type of elation.

1. You finally got that hot co-worker to go out. You know the one with the hot legs and big . You rented a room and u lay there in bed waiting for her to exit the bathroom in bra and panties, and your flag pole is standing straight up.

2. Youve been holding a shiit while looking for a rest stop on the turnpike I mean you are driving almost standing up to keep your trap door shut. You pray to god u can make it. Then finally you get to the rest stop, run out of your car at the same time your undoing your belt, you get to the toilet drop ur undies and just in a nick of time sit to unload a baby elephant AHHH! oh boy WHEW! just made it.

Boys these are about the best two examples of what it feels like when football season is about to begin, PURE JOY.