How to CAP an NBA Game, the REAL stats to look at:

illAdelph · 02-03-12, 01:26 AM

Absolutely true

NHL Pro Capper · 02-03-12, 07:57 AM

I know! NBA is so messed up, i wonder how many of these guys have at least a million dollars 1 year after retiring

PS3 · 02-03-12, 08:07 AM

4. The team with the most white players, they will play to final buzzer so this is good in betting "OVER"

they just won't give up, eh?

NHL Pro Capper · 02-03-12, 09:57 AM

Ya because with like 10 to 15 sec, if hommies up by like 10, they just drop the ball and hug it up, and walk off the court, the opposing teams hommies does the same, walk off, and then one or 2 white guys grab the ball and go for a meaningless layup and cover

Dutchie · 02-03-12, 09:57 AM

agree its about psychology. so hard to keep track of all the contracts these players are signing left in right at this point in the season

face · 02-03-12, 10:03 AM

all i know is that clippers were TIRED last night and vegas knew it and begged us to take them at -1 at home and i fell for it like a sucker. also clippers not a deep team, so if they play a lot of games in a row they are a good team to fade.

NHL Pro Capper · 02-03-12, 11:46 AM

Good 2 know Face, added to notes, thx

Looking into bench depth now, not much info on all the usual sites, seems like they don't want to let the big secret out
good bench = good ATS team

illAdelph · 02-03-12, 11:50 AM

Originally posted by NHL Pro Capper

Good 2 know Face, added to notes, thx

Looking into bench depth now, not much info on all the usual sites, seems like they don't want to let the big secret out
good bench = good ATS team

And the best example of that is philly

The Special One · 02-03-12, 12:46 PM

now thats a REAL capper!

good points

CarpeDime · 02-03-12, 01:10 PM

interesting

do hommies stay in more in certain mid-market cities than others? For example, i know there are a lot of strip clubs in Atlanta that cater to the hommie clientele, whereas in a city such as Denver perhaps there are not

vyomguy · 02-03-12, 01:14 PM

You forget that every NBA team contains both white and black players...so you cant really use those angles.

According to your theory, all freaking NHL games should be going over.

SHARP69 · 02-03-12, 01:19 PM

Bogus

Originally posted by nhl pro capper

this is not a joke, i am 100% serious. It seems it's all about effort, and not skill.

How to cap an nba game:

1. Determine effort level of players, will they show up? Did they just sign a big contract? Or need sponsor?
2. Avoid road teams playing in la, new york, miami, as they will go out the night before and party cause they be hommies, so they will be hungover and dehydrated
3. Determine top motivating coaches and those will be power rankings
4. The team with the most white players, they will play to final buzzer so this is good in betting "over"
5. If hommies have late games, they will be having the "itis" because of eating late, and will be sluggish, so bet the "under"

smoke another pipe, this is all bullshit

MeatWad · 02-03-12, 01:30 PM

Should the Pacers, the whitest NBA team, go over alot? Utah and the Lakers are fairly white teams also. Will this trend apply to the Superbowl in any way, I believe the Patriots are the whitest team in the NFL?

showtiime · 02-03-12, 01:57 PM

DerekMadden · 02-03-12, 01:59 PM

Young teams have tough time winning close games on the road against veteran teams late in the season

john230 · 02-03-12, 02:13 PM

Originally posted by MeatWad

Should the Pacers, the whitest NBA team, go over alot? Utah and the Lakers are fairly white teams also. Will this trend apply to the Superbowl in any way, I believe the Patriots are the whitest team in the NFL?

According to the OP's theory white players do not play defense.

NHL Pro Capper · 02-03-12, 02:50 PM

john320 can you read? I never said that

john230 · 02-03-12, 02:59 PM

Originally posted by NHL Pro Capper

john320 can you read? I never said that

You never specifically said that but look at it this way. If the whites play to the final buzzer, you assume it goes over. But I would think it might stay under because they are still playing good D and trying to keep the other team from scoring. In other words, they are not playing street ball during garbage time. However, you seem to think there will be more scoring because they try while black players throw in the towel. I was presenting a different viewpoint and I do not adhere to your premise.

CarpeDime · 02-03-12, 03:13 PM

good point john

yes the general collective wisdom is that whitey plays defense, while the Black Man ie the Homeboy seeks to play offense, as flashiness is the main factor that increases what is known as "Street Cred", which is what the Homeboy supposedly cares about more than final team scores

DerekMadden · 02-03-12, 03:31 PM

Originally posted by CarpeDime

good point john yes the general collective wisdom is that whitey plays defense, while the Black Man ie the Homeboy seeks to play offense, as flashiness is the main factor that increases what is known as "Street Cred", which is what the Homeboy supposedly cares about more than final team scores

don't forget cash and bitches too!

bigjah15 · 02-03-12, 06:11 PM

what about the percentage of electrlytes in the sport drinks? more electrolytes quicker hydration= good ats. So we just to find out who is drinking what and we will be golden, anyone know of any teams that drink a "light" sport drink? most likely its a team with an obesity problem, so now we have to determine the avg weight of the team to determine their drinkability. The fatter the team the lighter the drink=shitty ats team. Lets get it!

<<<------drinkability!

NHL Pro Capper · 02-04-12, 05:58 AM

john stop pretending your smart. Prob took you 15 minutes to write that and google some big words. You failed out of university, and here you are. Good for you, you are wrong, again. In this thread, and for quiting school.

H1Cypher · 02-04-12, 06:08 AM

This thread had me laughing hard.

john230 · 02-04-12, 06:49 AM

Originally posted by NHL Pro Capper

john stop pretending your smart. Prob took you 15 minutes to write that and google some big words. You failed out of university, and here you are. Good for you, you are wrong, again. In this thread, and for quiting school.

Mr KLC · 02-04-12, 07:00 AM

Would Toronto's players be considered white, since most of them are from different countries?

upscope · 02-04-12, 07:27 AM

Originally posted by CarpeDime

interesting

do hommies stay in more in certain mid-market cities than others? For example, i know there are a lot of strip clubs in Atlanta that cater to the hommie clientele, whereas in a city such as UTAH perhaps there are not

wikkidinsane · 02-04-12, 08:11 AM

what is your record?