Who is NOT looking forward to Madonna at halftime?

**Dutchie** · 01-31-12, 03:44 PM

younger than most of the recent acts

**blackbeSSt** · 01-31-12, 03:53 PM

puppy bowl ftmfw

**SteveRyan** · 01-31-12, 04:04 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

take the makeup off her and not one guy would touch her

I used to think that about celebrities, but after seeing some of them in person it has changed my mind.

Take Kim Kardashian for example. It easy to say that she is nothing special...ass is kinda big and a pretty face.

I GUARANTEE that if you saw her in person you would think otherwise and if you actually got the opportunity to speak with her you would want to nail that chick BAD.

Happened to me with Cindy Crawford. I saw her in person and couldn't believe my eyes. The woman is incredibly beautiful.

We can bash Madonna all we want, but sit down and have a cup of coffee with her and you'd be tryin to seal the deal.

**Dutch** · 01-31-12, 04:40 PM

Originally posted by SteveRyan

but sit down and have a cup of coffee with her and you'd be tryin to seal the deal.

Wanna bet?

**THE HITMAN** · 01-31-12, 05:59 PM

Half Time = turn down volume, take a leak & feed my face and get any second half bets in order

**YouMama** · 01-31-12, 06:07 PM

the only thing worse than a sad old whore holding on to fame anyway she can ... is a sad old whore trying to pretend she is a intellectual, w self belief that anyone takes her seriously.

**YouMama** · 01-31-12, 07:13 PM

somone should start a campaign to boo this dumb bltch off the stage

**sickler** · 01-31-12, 10:49 PM

Originally posted by shari91

Dude, you're 45 and have been chomping on concrete blocks longer than I've been having my period. You're scared to leave home and you give out money to people who don't deserve it more than I could even cope with.

I'm almost 37, have a toddler, skinny minnie who prob looks good once a year with good lighting but realistically is just a crazy looking mum the other 364 days a yr.

The majority of the SBR PT regulars are messed up somehow... as we all are. Nothing wrong with that. But please don't go bash a chick like Madonna. Almost a billionaire, more albums sold than any chick anywhere and 6x more threads started about her SB appearance than there was about the silly BEP's last year. Chick is a legend. If you don't think she's hot, that's cool.

You're telling me these hermits wouldn't hit it???? GTFO. Even if it wasn't Madonna... she'd be the hottest woman they'd have been close to in mths if not yrs.

Fuk! Shari just buried the forum with this post.

We're all hermits who would jump at the chance to bang a +50 chick who's been drilled by hundreds of men.

Sadly, I prolly would bang her but not if she looked like this. WTF...tell me her appearance has improved

**jjgold** · 01-31-12, 11:10 PM

Madonna is so washed up it is not even funny

Shari plays favorites of hers, she likes her as a singer so she thinks she is beautiful

Same with Nadal..I said to her............Would you bet Nadal -277 over Joker and she said yes

You cannot say anything negative about them because she likes them both and becomes half a nut when you rip them

**opie1988** · 01-31-12, 11:27 PM

Fukk Madonna.

I liked her back when she was somewhat normal, back in the Like a Virgin/Material Girl phase of her career.

Now, she fancies herself an intellectual and laughingly pronounces everything with a British accent.

**sickler** · 01-31-12, 11:33 PM

Too old

I remember wanting to see her book "Sex" when it came out, I must have been underage, was trying to get a copy.

I would pay to see her and Shari wrestle naked in a tub of jello

**mr. leisure** · 01-31-12, 11:38 PM

Wtf is wrong with her arms ??

**Tree Rollins** · 01-31-12, 11:39 PM

Anyone who starts regularly speaking in an English accent for no apparent reason is not cool in my book.

**Djstucky** · 01-31-12, 11:44 PM

I thought halftime of the superbowl was to perform even more drinking events than what normally happens when the game is going on...I never thought about actually watching it...and doubt I start this year even though I no longer drink...

**sickler** · 01-31-12, 11:48 PM

Originally posted by mr. leisure

Wtf is wrong with her arms ??

She's a workout freak

pump pump pump

**shari91** · 01-31-12, 11:51 PM

This is what I was watching last night... filmed some time in early Jan. You guys wouldn't root her? COMMON NOW.

**Smoke** · 01-31-12, 11:52 PM

Wonder if she'll perform "like a virgin"

**EmpireMaker** · 01-31-12, 11:55 PM

biggest media whore ever

**shari91** · 01-31-12, 11:58 PM

Originally posted by Smoke

Wonder if she'll perform "like a virgin"

I wonder if she has fake tatas. She is basically my size body wise yet still has relatively massive cannons for a woman with obv minimal body fat. Those were close to the size I was when I was breast feeding. They're either fake or Mother Nature blessed her with the ability to store fat cells right there. This is what I need to know, please Smoke.

**EaglesPhan36** · 02-01-12, 12:00 AM

I haven't watched a Super Bowl half time since the 1990s.

**ncsubowen** · 02-01-12, 12:01 AM

Can't be as bad as Steven Tyler. Holy shit.

**shari91** · 02-01-12, 12:04 AM

Originally posted by ncsubowen

Can't be as bad as Steven Tyler. Holy shit.

And if you're watching with women, get them caned by HT. As soon as they hear Vogue, they'll sexy dance (try?) for you guaranteed.

**sickler** · 02-01-12, 12:06 AM

Yeah Shari I will swallow my pride and admit I'd jump at the chance to spread those legs. For her age she does have great stems!

And fishnet stockings..mmmmmmmmmmmm

**NHL Pro Capper** · 02-01-12, 12:10 AM

Prob def American Pie and some other US is awesome crap, has to be TV friendly, I WANT a prop bet the Justin Timberlake will show up during the halftime show. Can't find it anywhere. That fking punk loves to bust into other peoples kool aid all the time.

**sickler** · 02-01-12, 01:18 AM

What we've gotten from this is pics can be deceiving!

In the pic I posted, bad enough to induce vomit.

In the pic Shari posted, good enough to free willy!

**YouMama** · 02-01-12, 01:30 AM

"You guys wouldn't root her? COMMON NOW"

I'd pass it up, and I by no means have high standards... I'd bang Snookie, Paris Hilton, Kim kardashian ... but only with a brand name condom of course ... and try to get it over as soon as possible, with the least amount of bodily fluid exposure as possible

**sickler** · 02-01-12, 01:38 AM

Originally posted by YouMama

"You guys wouldn't root her? COMMON NOW"

I'd pass it up, and I by no means have high standards... I'd bang Snookie, Paris Hilton, Kim kardashian ... but only with a brand name condom of course ... and try to get it over as soon as possible, with the least amount of bodily fluid exposure as possible

She looks horrible in some of the pics posted in this thread. Shari won me over, taking her word that the pic is recent. Doesn't hurt that she's showing some great legs. My weakness

**gregm** · 02-01-12, 01:51 AM

Women in fishnet stockings! I wholeheartedly concur. She has the ability to reinvent herself into anything, she'll be interesting when she is 70.

**BetterBizness** · 02-01-12, 01:53 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

She is a slut
Will shut it off

Lying... if you do you are a homosexual...

**sickler** · 02-01-12, 02:50 AM

Originally posted by gregm

Women in fishnet stockings! I wholeheartedly concur. She has the ability to reinvent herself into anything, she'll be interesting when she is 70.

The 50 yr old with great legs covered in fishnets gets my attention over the younger babe in jeans any day.

I think 70 is pushing it for the present topic of "would you do her".

**SteveRyan** · 02-06-12, 01:01 AM

Halftime show was good. Entertaining and tasteful.

BTW...I though she was HOT. Wouldn't hesitate to pound it out if given the chance.

**sickler** · 02-06-12, 01:06 AM

This fukkin' pic will haunt me forever. Why the fuk did I have to look at it again?

**SteveRyan** · 02-06-12, 01:09 AM

Why the fuk did you POST it again??

**sickler** · 02-06-12, 01:15 AM

Originally posted by SteveRyan

Why the fuk did you POST it again??

To show everyone my haunter.

If I'm pronounced dead with fright the cause of death, this pic is responsible

**Dutch** · 02-06-12, 12:19 PM

Originally posted by shari91

This is what I was watching last night... filmed some time in early Jan. You guys wouldn't root her? COMMON NOW.

Here comes the cat look. Botox, mixed with a face lift doesn't make anyone look younger. Throw in some gloves to cover her veiny man hands and you got a woman most men wouldn't fuk.

Halftime show wasn't bad tho'.