JJ returns tomorrow

[Robyn]

I like how he wears his hair when he wants to impress a new lady.

[jjgold]

Thanks Picantel

[accuscoresucks]

jj in the HOUSE

[picantel]

Hmm not much tonight. Here are a couple minor plays I like tonight.

Northfield Park
Race #1 (second )
#7 Supper Jenny(6/1 ML): Not real fond of the driver change or the outside post on a 1/2 mile track but I royally hate the 2 faves in this race and for this price it is a good play. Jarmoto and Arcadia Sis are crap.

Mohawk
Race #3
#2 Hana Hanover(6/1) (Fifth )
#7 Pink Kangaroo(7/1) ( Fourth )
This race sucks. I actually like 2 horses that are the 2nd and 3rd longest ML on the board. Hana has, in her last 2, raced against the top of the top. 3 starts back she was the even fave against this field and was beating them. Pink Kangaroo also outclasses this field but is inconsistent. He has a driver change for the better this week and there could be wicked fractions on the front which is the only chance he will get. I was not impressed with his last race however but the race before was lights out.

Mohawk
Race 9
#6 Secrets Nephew(5/2 ML): He is actually the 2nd fave in the ML in this race. I would also not take a short price as this horse has been off for the last month and I am not sure why. He was absolutely dominating these horses until his mysterious break. Maybe he needed a rest and maybe he was sick or lame but I see no reason for a break with his win streak he was having. The question is, of course, whether or not he needs this race to tighten up. If I can get 2/1 I will bet him.

Yonkers
Race #1 (First )
#4 White Cheeks(6/1): This horse moves from the 8hole to the 4hole. He had just an even start last race but I think he has a real chance if, and only if, he goes for the lead which just might happen. Watch the #8 also. He was 6/5 last race against this same field and won first over. It will be interesting to see his odds this week.

Yonkers
Race 12
#6 Brickyard Trouble(8/1 ML): First I will point out the obvious 2 problems in this race- he is a 2 time beaten fave with 2 first over races with a crappy driver and the #2 in this race is taking a rather large class drop. However, this horse lost by 2 lengths or less first over and with some cover which he may and should get here he should be alot closer. I would not take a short price however.

Results:

1)Super Jenny- 2nd at 6/1
2)White cheeks- 1st at 2/5. wtf. which one of you ****ers bet him down this much

[picantel]

Ok JJ how much money did you bet on white cheeks at yonkers. He was 6-1 ML and with 1 minute left was at 5/2. As the race went off someone smashed him and he went off 2-5 and killed em by a good 3-4 lengths.

[jjgold]

I saw it at 1-1 and passed

I might try the 12th race pick

[picantel]

Not liking the price at all JJ. Too high. He has no show money though

[picantel]

Lol how is the call on that driver. What a complete shit of a drive. Left him dead last on the rail and had good pace at the end. either 3rd or 4th.

[jjgold]

I fell asleep, ok what happened?

[picantel]

He got 4th. Left him dead last on the rail. Down the final turn he was swerving and dodging but there is no way on a 1/2 mile track. Horse ran the fastest last quarter by far but the driver is killing him. I put him in my youbet watch list in case the driver/trainer ever puts a real driver on him. His last 3 races: 1st over, 1st over, buried last on rail. It does not get much worse than that.

[jjgold]

He got 4th. Left him dead last on the rail. Down the final turn he was swerving and dodging but there is no way on a 1/2 mile track. Horse ran the fastest last quarter by far but the driver is killing him. I put him in my youbet watch list in case the driver/trainer ever puts a real driver on him. His last 3 races: 1st over, 1st over, buried last on rail. It does not get much worse than that.

Who was driver??

[picantel]

Who was driver??

Don't remember. Nobody I have ever heard of. He is one of those trainers who also drive because they cannot figure out that they will never win unless they put a regular driver on.

[Willie Bee]

Would've been even funnier if JJ had posted the real telephone conversation that took place.