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  • ttwarrior1
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    Kim Kardashian is pursuing Tim Tebow
    In a development lending sudden credence to theories that our world will end in 2012, Tim Tebow is being hunted by a Kardashian sister.
    "Kim (Kardashian) has a big crush on Tim," a friend told The National Enquirer, via celebitchy.com. "She says he's not only very handsome but seems like a guy with really strong values."
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    This "friend" sounds an awful lot like a publicist running out of moves on behalf of the reality star, but we digress.
    It's been a busy period for Tebow on the female-stalker front. Earlier this month he was pursued by singer Katy Perry's parents, who believed the Broncos quarterback would be a good match for their recently divorced daughter. Now it's Kardashian -- fresh off her 51-second marriage to the NBA's Kris Humphries -- who's looking to date a nice boy.
    One problem for the practiced man-eater: Tebow, more than paper thin, isn't interested in becoming the next pro athlete reduced to trailing Kardashian around some Orange County Nordstrom's, carrying her purse and wondering who shipped his spine to an unlisted P.O. Box in Minsk.
    "Tim's been made aware of Kim's crush, and although flattered, he's not interested," a source told The Enquirer. "He's an avowed virgin who's saving himself for marriage and is looking for a woman with similar values, not someone with two failed marriages and a sex tape in her past."
    So, with one swift hammer drop, the TimKim era is in the books.
  • boeing power
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    • 03-23-10
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    #2
    Never knew tebow had a bbc
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    • RyanLeafOfBets
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      • 01-03-10
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      #3
      hahaha that's awesome
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      • freeVICK
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        • 01-21-08
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        #4
        tebone her!!!
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        • EDDIE MONEY LINE
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          • 02-24-10
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          #5
          sluts gonna slut
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          • ttwarrior1
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            • 06-23-09
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            #6
            kardashian going white now, i guess the other not working out
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            • Smoke
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              • 10-09-09
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              #7
              I bet she swallows
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              • WvGambler
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                • 04-19-10
                • 11618

                #8
                This will lead to more Tebow is gay talk probably. God forbid the guy not wanting to fukk a whore.
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                • convick
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                  • 11-03-11
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                  #9
                  Holy smokes! Truly, the world is coming to an end.. that slut going after white meat??
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                  • EDDIE MONEY LINE
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                    • 02-24-10
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                    #10
                    tebow don't doooooo it....don't ruin ur dik on ur first time.
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                    • Sam Odom
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                      • 10-30-05
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                      #11
                      jj will be pissed and jealous , he may try and do something to Kim K
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                      • Rio DiNero
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                        • 11-03-08
                        • 2010

                        #12
                        The devil has many faces; I'm sure Tim knows that.
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                        • EDDIE MONEY LINE
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                          • 02-24-10
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Sam Odom
                          jj will be pissed and jealous , he may try and do something to Kim K

                          I say JJ should call her again and discuss this on video for us here...pleeeeeaaaaaasssssssseeeeeeee


                          hahahaa
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                          • sweep
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                            • 10-09-10
                            • 16755

                            #14
                            Hey TT- Gatorade and antifreeze mix well together. Try a few gallons pal
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                            • loudpacmanjones
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                              • 09-15-10
                              • 433

                              #15
                              shes rubbing cocoa butter on that monkey.
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                              • bswagos
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                                • 07-27-10
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                                #16
                                That't not very Christ-like of him to pass judgement on her based on her past.
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                                • Killer_Demo
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                                  • 06-15-08
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                                  #17
                                  tim knows better.
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                                  • cankid
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                                    • 08-22-08
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                                    #18
                                    hard to believe its an Enquirer story
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                                    • GamblerSpirit
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Rio DiNero
                                      The devil has many faces; I'm sure Tim knows that.
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                                      • MHawk
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                                        • 01-19-12
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                                        #20
                                        I'm a Tebow fan, and I still say there's no way he's a virgin
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                                        • YouMama
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                                          • 01-04-12
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                                          #21
                                          I believe it, She is a media attention whore (and a real whore) and reporters probably ask her about it, because they think its funny ... Im pretty sure if Tim Tebow did come into contact with Kim Kardashian, he would get sick and die within 98 hrs
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                                          • sickler
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                                            • 06-05-08
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                                            #22
                                            The National Enquirer
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                                            • Kalibongo
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                                              • 01-27-12
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                                              #23
                                              She's right, Tim has really strong values, that's why he's not going to date her.
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                                              • bettilimbroke999
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                                                • 02-04-08
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by MHawk
                                                I'm a Tebow fan, and I still say there's no way he's a virgin
                                                Something tells me Tebow's gonna have no problem avoiding sex with women for a lifetime, no problem at all
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                                                • jjgold
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                                                  • 07-20-05
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                                                  #25
                                                  Tebow will never go out with trash like her or anyone else, you aint a devoted Christian he does not want to know you
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                                                  • wtf
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                                                    • 08-22-08
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                                                    #26
                                                    pump and dump the hole, like half of the california has already
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                                                    • doublej95
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                                                      • 01-26-10
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                                                      #27
                                                      Tebow is white, she is not interested in him.
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                                                      • darkhat
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                                                        • 08-18-10
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                                                        #28
                                                        A kardashian brother maybe....
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                                                        • Reds_FAN
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                                                          • 05-07-11
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                                                          #29
                                                          Kim Kim trying to stay relevant.
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                                                          • ouman101
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                                                            • 12-02-09
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                                                            #30
                                                            She only likes Blacks, and would not go for a choir boy.
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                                                            • aceking
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                                                              #31
                                                              her ass is bigger than his face .
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                                                              • ttwarrior1
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                                                                #32
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                                                                • daneblazer
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  I bet her vagina looks like an axe wound by now
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                                                                  • Louisvillekid1
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                                                                    • 10-17-07
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    I way I see Kim Kardashian's name in this forum is if its followed by several naked or close to naked pic.

                                                                    My girl is obsessed with her, and I can't stand reality tv shit...

                                                                    Her mom is a marketing genius tho, told her daughter to make that tape...

                                                                    These girls are so big I have to hear their name/see them on ESPN...

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                                                                    • Sam Odom
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                                                                      • 10-30-05
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Timmy has never spilled his seed

                                                                      Genesis 38:10 - And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore He slew him also.
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