The orifice has been in the news all day today because the phantom president is going to make him the focal point of his state of the union address.So it comes out in the wash that this highly respected guru ,the orifice,had a 25 year affair with a newspaper editor out eat that his wife wrote a letter to encouraging it to take place.And this sicko that's always sucking off the teet of the government is going to be in center ring tonight as the shining star.
