Just make the whole goddam site PROS ONLY

[milwaukee mike]

enough of this bickering here today

if you don't have $200 offshore or can't take a few minutes to Become a Pro then you shouldn't be here.
it's a forum about betting offshore and about taking advantage of promos/contests/bonuses.

we've gone over this a million times, let's end the nonsense and make the site pros only. if you don't become a pro then you can't even read the threads or do anything.

that will get rid of the broke jerk-offs and air bettors and will motivate the lazy to become pros.

[Iced]

[CarpeDime]

look $200 is a fuk of a lot of money to some people and they dont have that much and arent going to be able to come up with it in the foreseeable future

but they can still be an asset to the site and help out other posters with handicapping analysis and they can still give +EV winners which we can never have too much of around here

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Soon enough Mike. Soon enough this will be a pay site.

[Mikail]

word! Pony up or get lost.

[MonkeyF0cker]

http://forum.sbrforum.com/sbr-points/1489075-looking-5300-point-loan.html

How many "broke jerk-offs and air bettors" are asking for loans on here?

[Mikail]

http://forum.sbrforum.com/sbr-points...oint-loan.html

How many "broke jerk-offs and air bettors" are asking for loans on here?

borrowing points means your broke?

[Smoke]

All these broke fukks gotta do is deliver pizzas for a week or two.. No fukkin hard to do.. Man the fukk up men and become pro

[milwaukee mike]

http://forum.sbrforum.com/sbr-points...oint-loan.html

How many "broke jerk-offs and air bettors" are asking for loans on here?

borrowing points to get an ipad 2 before the price increase is a bad idea?

i don't care how much money you have, i'd rather get a free ipad 2 instead of paying $500 for it...

[King Mayan]

http://forum.sbrforum.com/sbr-points...oint-loan.html

How many "broke jerk-offs and air bettors" are asking for loans on here?

has to borrow points to bet..

[big0mar]

I would have donated more than 2 points to you mike, but I"m not allowed

[milwaukee mike]

has to borrow points to bet..

um i didn't borrow those points to bet, i borrowed them to get up to the ipad. kept getting around 5000 and then losing, so last time i got 3500 and borrowed the rest.

[zsr]

The new pros only feature put "monkey focker" on life tilt. Unreal

[MonkeyF0cker]

borrowing points means your broke?

Hmm. At 60% interest? Nah. It means "good investment" in dummy speak.

[Mikail]

The new pros only feature put "monkey focker" on life tilt. Unreal

[MonkeyF0cker]

borrowing points to get an ipad 2 before the price increase is a bad idea?

i don't care how much money you have, i'd rather get a free ipad 2 instead of paying $500 for it...

I don't need an iPad nor do I want one. I already have too much computer shit lying around.

And you think paying 60% interest offsets the price increase? LOL. Really?

Let's be real here, Mike.

[milwaukee mike]

since you guys like looking at my point history, here is the free stuff i got from sbr over the past year


Id Date Transaction From To Type Gross
57D3F3 1/04/2012
2:28 PM Order id: 14282 milwaukee mike SBR Store Purchase -8,775 **IPAD2 ($500)
15.00
54E151 12/09/2011
12:05 AM Order id: 13742 milwaukee mike SBR Store Purchase -4,248 **$200 GIFT CARDS
48.00
43D418 7/02/2011
12:32 AM Order id: 10855 milwaukee mike SBR Store Purchase -1,062 **50 GIFT CARDS
17.00
43D3DF 7/02/2011
12:26 AM Order id: 10854 milwaukee mike SBR Store Purchase -1,062 **$50 GIFT CARDS
1,025.00
4374BC 6/28/2011
10:39 AM Order id: 10803 milwaukee mike SBR Store Purchase -774 **$40 GIFT CARDS
0.00
40373B 5/28/2011
5:02 PM Order id: 10387 milwaukee mike SBR Store Purchase -584 **$50 BETJAMAICA CASH
13.00
356627 3/04/2011
9:13 AM Order id: 8984 milwaukee mike SBR Store Purchase -1,071 **$100 BETJAMAICA CASH
0.00
33B3A0 2/18/2011
11:17 PM Order id: 8698 milwaukee mike SBR Store Purchase -1,071 **$100 BETJAMAICA CASH
859.00
2D2567 1/18/2011
7:44 AM Order id: 7815 milwaukee mike SBR Store Purchase -2,114 **$250 BETPHOENIX CASH
4,598.00
2CE79D 1/16/2011
8:59 AM Order id: 7732 milwaukee mike SBR Store Purchase -931 **$100 BETPHOENIX CASH
1,915.00
2C7B68 1/12/2011
11:45 PM Order id: 7551 milwaukee mike SBR Store Purchase -466 **100 BETPHOENIX FREEPLAY
133.00

[milwaukee mike]

I don't need an iPad nor do I want one. I already have too much computer shit lying around.

And you think paying 60% interest offsets the price increase? LOL. Really?

Let's be real here, Mike.

i'm not paying 60% interest, i'm paying 6% + 1%/week, turns out to be about 14-18% since i'll have it paid in 2-3 months. already paid over 1000 pts in 2 weeks.

[Jonah]

Not a bad idea. I will tell you what tho, you aren't going to find me becoming pro with those kinds of words being allowed in the title of a thread. No way.

Every bit as offensive - if not more, really - than other banned words or commentary.

[milwaukee mike]

so for those of you that don't want to add my total (assuming 60% value of freeplay) that's

$1500 IN FREE STUFF FROM SBR IN A ONE-YEAR PERIOD

and that's with no major contest wins or big poker winnings, and i went through a stretch of 4 months where i lost every point

[SteveRyan]

Soon enough Mike. Soon enough this will be a pay site.

It will never be a pay site unless you allow people to use it and see what it's like before making the decision to cough up $200.

Even if you made it "read-only", less people would be persuaded to become PRO.

Lets say for example that 5% of all new members per month become PRO. If the forum was read-only, that 5% would probably become 1%-2%.

The way to get more PRO's is to allow anyone to get involved in the community and hope that they have a good enough experience to wanna convert.

I'm considering going pro, but I live in Vegas and don't need an offshore account. It is tempting though because the payouts on parlays is higher than Vegas and I can place all bets from the house.

[Grits n' Gravy]

So you take a point loan to get a 16gb iPad? That shit is just sad. Be like a normal person and go buy a 64gb one at a real store. You keep running your mouth mike and I will track you down and have someone snatch your little iPad and give it to jj. In all seriousness a lot of guys don't see a whole lot of upside to becoming pro. I don't trust most of the books that are available and when I have pin, hill, betfair, all of Vegas, Macau and locals in states why would I want crappy outs like 5 dimes? For some stupid bonus rollover? Betting is something I enjoy and my job pays me well enough that I can afford to play what I want.

[Bluehorseshoe]

If this site goes 100% pay, I'm going to miss out on all those great "Humidifier" threads and "What did you have for lunch?" threads.

[MonkeyF0cker]

i'm not paying 60% interest, i'm paying 6% + 1%/week, turns out to be about 14-18% since i'll have it paid in 2-3 months. already paid over 1000 pts in 2 weeks.

It's 38% paying all 84 points per week for 66 weeks.

Good luck.

[mathdotcom]

Morons

It is not about $200

Do you guys even know what an affiliate is?

[milwaukee mike]

So you take a point loan to get a 16gb iPad? That shit is just sad. Be like a normal person and go buy a 64gb one at a real store. You keep running your mouth mike and I will track you down and have someone snatch your little iPad and give it to jj. In all seriousness a lot of guys don't see a whole lot of upside to becoming pro. I don't trust most of the books that are available and when I have pin, hill, betfair, all of Vegas, Macau and locals in states why would I want crappy outs like 5 dimes? For some stupid bonus rollover? Betting is something I enjoy and my job pays me well enough that I can afford to play what I want.

fair enough.

i don't even know what to do to get up to 16gb of usage much less 64gb.

i use it for porn, sbr, betting, checking scores, and playing a few games. in that order.

[SportsMushroom]

sbr makes a lot of money out of non pros


so pros are going to have to suffer for ever

[milwaukee mike]

It's 38% paying all 84 points per week for 66 weeks.

Good luck.

i'm not going to say it's cheap interest, i agree with you there. but i decided i'd rather do that this time than screw around building up 1000 pts, getting $50 gift card, building up another 1000 points, etc etc

i'm not a patient person, that's why without paying interest or pissing away the points like i have done, someone with some discipline and luck could maybe cash out $2000/year or so from being pro? not life-changing numbers but pretty cool for just hanging around here having fun.

[Sirus73]

Damn Mike, take it easy on the few of us who aprreciate gaining knowledge from some of the better cappers here and don't talk trash when they don't hit. I myself, am grateful for you guys shedding some light on the sharp bets and I donate points when I tail someone. I'm a poker player at heart, yet like to throw a few bucks on a game just for the excitement. All I'm saying is not all of us are leaches who disrespect the hard work that goes into this.

[milwaukee mike]

sirus don't take anything i say too seriously.
you sound like a real class act and an asset to the sbr community.

[Jonah]

Mods, why is this title still up?

[MonkeyF0cker]

i'm not going to say it's cheap interest, i agree with you there. but i decided i'd rather do that this time than screw around building up 1000 pts, getting $50 gift card, building up another 1000 points, etc etc

i'm not a patient person, that's why without paying interest or pissing away the points like i have done, someone with some discipline and luck could maybe cash out $2000/year or so from being pro? not life-changing numbers but pretty cool for just hanging around here having fun.

So it can be said that you like the benefit of being an SBR Pro. That's fine.

Others might not have a use for it or care in the least.

[jjgold]

Probably more sharp non pros than pros as far as gambling and posting

[milwaukee mike]

So it can be said that you like the benefit of being an SBR Pro. That's fine.

Others might not have a use for it or care in the least.

big question is why don't you care?
you have $50 of points sitting there.

if i saw a $50 bill sitting on the street and all i had to do was bend down and pick it up i would.