What Will Mrs Palin Tell the GOP Convention on Wednesday?

[ritehook]

I'll take a shot at three stamements she's at least 50-50 to make:

"AND I WILL STAND FIRMLY AND PROUDLY BY THE SIDE OF MY DAUGHTER, AND I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS!"

(Like someone is telling her not to stand by her preg daughter?)

"I'M FROM A BIG STATE AND I'M READY FOR A BIG JOB."

(Which disqualifies those from Rhode Island, Delaware, Vermont from the White House?)

"THE DEMOCRATS REFUSED A SPOT ON THE TICKET TO A WOMAN, BUT THE REPUBLICANS ARE THE ONES WHO ARE BREAKING THE GLASS CEILING."

(A pitch to Hillary's diehard supporter - the GOP will be lucky to get 2% of that vote, what with Mrs Palin's view on abortion.)

If anyone else wants to make a guess as some of her key, applause-generating statements, go ahead. But keep it clean, too easy to make a sexual joke here. Try not to take the easy way.

[bmw530i]

..I approve of the american people to have there right to bear arms...

[MonkeyF0cker]

blah blah blah Family values blah blah blah Abortion is wrong blah blah blah My daughter's almost a bigger slut than me blah blah blah...

[pavyracer]

If she gets elected as VP is it required to have her or her hubby fixed? It has to be a prerequisite for the job not being pregnant at the job, right?

[MonkeyF0cker]

Holy crap, bmw. Whoever her publicist or press secretary is certainly doesn't know how to do their job. Anti-gun rights activists will have a field day with that one. She looks absolutely ridiculous (and borderline psychotic)! And I'm all for gun rights...

[SlickFazzer]

Just want to see her naked.

[element1286]

Holy crap, bmw. Whoever her publicist or press secretary is certainly doesn't know how to do their job. Anti-gun rights activists will have a field day with that one. She looks absolutely ridiculous! And I'm all for gun rights...

Ya, that is a pretty funny picture. Looks like a pellet gun.

[MonkeyF0cker]

It must be a .22 since it has that little scope on it...

[donjuan]

I would imagine that picture is photoshopped. Could be wrong, though.

[MonkeyF0cker]

Oh yeah I guess it is. I couldn't see it very well since I'm posting from my iPhone right now but yeah there is a difference in skin tone at the neckline...

[InTheHole]

I guess I'll add

[bmw530i]

haha ...this chick is a trollop

[MonkeyF0cker]

I can't imagine a more mismatched running mate for John McCain. I would hate to be a Republican right now...

[LVHerbie]

..I approve of the american people to have there right to bear arms...

I'm wife pointed out that this is what you get when the president doesn't know how to use google....

[pavyracer]

I'm wife pointed out that this is what you get when the president doesn't know how to use google....

Nice post...

[MonkeyF0cker]

Are all of McCain's staffers 90+ too? Or did he employ some young lasses (60-75) as well?

[bmw530i]

Its just so hard to really believe, he knew about this?

[SlickFazzer]

[bmw530i]

such a wholesome woman..

[bmw530i]

Pic of the baby daddy...Levi Johnston

[Poker_Beast]

Just want to see her naked.

[SlickFazzer]

Hopefully he's setting up threesomes with Palin and his wife.

[BestPlay2day]

I'm sure she will mention she will be able to perform VP duties even though she has 5 kids including a baby having downs syndrome.

[daggerkobe]

"Is there a doctor in the house? I think my water just broke."

[ryanXL977]

even my kids have kids, the right will love me!

[Art Vandeleigh]

If women don't vote for her (/McCain) it may be a long time before they see another woman on the ticket of either party IMO....

[daggerkobe]

"I pledge to have a kid with each of you if u vote for Mac and me"

[AgainstAllOdds]

I expect to see something like this.

" Hi my name is Sarah Palin. Please vote for me even though my daughter is a slut and had a baby at 17 even though shes not wed which basically goes against the core republican princeples. Also, dont mind that little troopergate scandel. My husband deserved that job more than the other guy did. Speaking of my husband, please dont mind his drinking while driving ticket he got a few years back that resulted in no jail time or community service(because I knew people that let him off the hook). Also my support for Pat Bucanan was never really support, just telling him I believed in him and good luck. Everyone attends those fundraiser things."

[daggerkobe]

Theres a party in my vagina and you're all invited to ***!

I am just trying to populate Alaska.

[fiveteamer]

i think she'll say...

"DINOSAURS ARE NOT REAL!"

[fiveteamer]

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/080902/entertainment/republicans_jon_voight

Voight is also promoting his upcoming movie An American Carol, a satire about an anti-American filmmaker who is visited by three ghosts who try to show him the true spirit of the country.

LOL

Sounds like a winner.

[ritehook]

Those who know myspace may want to check the young daddy's entry. I'd heard that he wrote that he's not interested in having children.

So, he's gong to be at the convention, this kid, Levi.

And, says the GOP, will marry Bristol. (Named after Bristol-Myers?)

Why did he wait five months?

A shotgun wedding? Dick Cheney aiming gun at the kid? Or paid a few million from McCain campaign funds to "make an honest woman" (as they used to say) of Mrs Ps daughter?

[daggerkobe]

My vagina will be larger than the national deficit after I'm done with it!

[Seattle Slew]

Whenever I see and hear McCain spokesman Tucker Bounds, all I see and hear is Eli Manning. He sounds just like him and has the same dumb facial expressions.

As for CNN's Campbell Brown, she is smoking hot. Love her outfits at the conventions.

[ritehook]

Well, she didn;t really cover any of the items I thought she would, that she had to with the ears and eyes of the nation on her.

Just standard boilerplate, with weak attacks on Obama.

The country has questions that weren't answered in her speech, About her preg daughter, about her lack of political experience.

These are the things that people wanted to know.

Zero.

She'll rightly face some tough press conferences. Or maybe not. Questions will be raised on the Net, maybe not in the caponized mass media.