Drunk Video #2

RyanLeafOfBets · 01-20-12, 01:16 AM

Alcohol is way bad news haha

RyanLeafOfBets · 01-20-12, 01:24 AM

Serious though, someone look up Memphis PBP and see how bad I got anally raped.

bobby heenan · 01-20-12, 01:26 AM

was on the memphis under too....it happens...was on nugs/sixers under too....204.5.....96-96 at end of regulation

RyanLeafOfBets · 01-20-12, 01:28 AM

I was on Memphis over, went under because of the missed FT on front end of 1&1 and the and/1 foul... luck can't get much worse than that

Sunde91 · 01-20-12, 01:33 AM

you go from $20 bets to $500 on a +200 dog for half of your bankroll at the time

you out yo fukin mind brah?

RyanLeafOfBets · 01-20-12, 01:35 AM

Well, it's more like $50 to $500 bets... but yeah. I was on PRETTY BIG tilt. Like the size of JJGold's North Face hat

Bengals28 · 01-20-12, 01:50 AM

lol nice bro

You know the Utah/Dal game was on TNT though right?

Also do you go to Evansville or something?

RyanLeafOfBets · 01-20-12, 01:52 AM

Nah, don't go to Evansville, but they're almost always dogs this year and are ridiculous against spread. Yeah, I knew game was on TNT, but I can't watch games I bet on. Superstitious.

ttwarrior1 · 01-20-12, 01:52 AM

another twin, looks like all the other young guys on here

ttwarrior1 · 01-20-12, 01:53 AM

and im 20 min from evansville

RyanLeafOfBets · 01-20-12, 01:54 AM

Originally posted by ttwarrior1

another twin, looks like all the other young guys on here

I'm a man... I'm 40!!!! Oh wait, I'm not Mike Gundy, only 25 yrs old. Great speech tho.

dj_destroyer · 01-20-12, 01:55 AM

You're a mush!

RyanLeafOfBets · 01-20-12, 01:55 AM

Dang, just realized they took away my BTP sig. SBR be hatin' on me

RyanLeafOfBets · 01-20-12, 01:55 AM

I just wanna make sure JJ sees this video so that he can teach me the ways of the force.

Bengals28 · 01-20-12, 01:57 AM

Did you say your job will watch your computer lol? What do you do?

RyanLeafOfBets · 01-20-12, 01:58 AM

Just telecommunications, but they can do E-Blasts while I'm on the Network. Rather to be safe than sorry, since a lot of my day is spent researching bets (that apparently will ultimately lose). $1515 in account. Gonna save $1300 to cash out for Vegas baby. Gonna watch Swingers either the night or morning before I go.

Bengals28 · 01-20-12, 01:59 AM

Nice good stuff man. I want to move out there eventually.

RyanLeafOfBets · 01-20-12, 02:02 AM

haha I'd never last in Vegas. Live near DC tho.

Curse you SBR, gotta be up in 4 hrs 59 mins from now.

Good thing I've got 5 hr energy on supply like some of you crazy kids have weed on supply.

dj_destroyer · 01-20-12, 02:02 AM

Bro, quit life.

Or tail me when you're in Vegas so you can actually win and get laid... BY A GIRL.

I found another picture of his room:

RyanLeafOfBets · 01-20-12, 02:05 AM

haha not my room. Bathroom is close tho.

Someone meet me in Vegas. I'll buy the 1st, 3rd, and 5th rounds if you buy 2nd, 4th, and 6th rounds.

RyanLeafOfBets · 01-20-12, 02:07 AM

Plus, let's be honest... not respected until you become a SBR Pro white boy.

RyanLeafOfBets · 01-20-12, 11:14 AM

No clue how this video ended up being almost 9 mins long... dang, I was blasted. Surprised I didn't pass out mid-video.

ByeShea · 01-20-12, 11:33 AM

Just some friendly suggestions:

•*If you want people to watch your video the whole way through, 8 1/2 minutes is WAY too long. You're building a brand, you should hammer your message 90 seconds, 2 minutes tops.

•*De-prioritize booze for your videos, I'm not saying drunk videos don't have value because they do, it's just that if you are drunk in every video it will begin to look like you need booze to get brave enough to make the vid and your brand will suffer.

Try something like 4:1 or 5:1 sober to drunk ratio in your vids.

•*Coffee in great quantities is a must because, as any jj fan will know, intense nervous and jittery videos make a tremendous impact.

•*Cocaine is explosive, it's been done in videos here in shockingly graphic fashion. Not for everyone, can't even suggest it, but if you already pack your beak it might be something to consider.

•*Also, try and be stoned in about half your videos, but don't talk about it.

• Hungover and pissed off can be good too, provided you have a clear point to make.

RyanLeafOfBets · 01-20-12, 11:37 AM

hahahah appreciate the suggestions

*Don't drink coffee (tastes terrible). I'd have to drink it in shots like I do liquor.
*Don't smoke.
*Don't do coke
*I kinda like the drunk image!
*Yeah, videos won't usually be that long. Not sure how I made it to 8.5 mins

Louisvillekid1 · 01-20-12, 11:38 AM

Originally posted by ByeShea

Just some friendly suggestions:

•*If you want people to watch your video the whole way through, 8 1/2 minutes is WAY too long. You're building a brand, you should hammer your message 90 seconds, 2 minutes tops.

•*De-prioritize booze for your videos, I'm not saying drunk videos don't have value because they do, it's just that if you are drunk in every video it will begin to look like you need booze to get brave enough to make the vid and your brand will suffer.

Try something like 4:1 or 5:1 sober to drunk ratio in your vids.

•*Coffee in great quantities is a must because, as any jj fan will know, intense nervous and jittery videos make a tremendous impact.

•*Cocaine is explosive, it's been done in videos here in shockingly graphic fashion. Not for everyone, can't even suggest it, but if you already pack your beak it might be something to consider.

•*Also, try and be stoned in about half your videos, but don't talk about it.

• Hungover and pissed off can be good too, provided you have a clear point to make.

lol, this is my video outline...

will continue to use as a guide...

Dutchie · 01-20-12, 11:54 AM

nice work!