Deuce vs Mathy pucks contest

[mathdotcom]

Contest ends when a poster makes or loses 10 units. Risk amount is always to win a unit. For you dumbasses like Deuce that means at -200 you risk 2 units to win 1 and and at +200 you risk half 0.5 units to win 1.


Buffalo +206
Chicago

Montreal -126
Washington

Florida +106
Colorado

Anaheim -125
Phoenix

Will Deuce play??

[dj_destroyer]

One stipulation should be added:

If the losing contestant is within 2 units of the winning contestant upon completion and has a LESS amount of picks, he should be allowed to play one more day.

Otherwise, I would pick every game on the board as it is more of a race.

[CarpeDime]

i would LOVE to take on the "winner" of this contest

[ebbearsfb1]

Loser leaves forum?

[mathdotcom]

One stipulation should be added:

If the losing contestant is within 2 units of the winning contestant upon completion and has a LESS amount of picks, he should be allowed to play one more day.

Otherwise, I would pick every game on the board as it is more of a race.

If I bet the board and lose 10 units in a day or two, and he bets one a day, then he wins.

[rfr3sh]

amateur hour?

[mathdotcom]

amateur hour?

All contests are like this

waste of time

but Deuce wants me to post picks because thats what a big timer does

[dj_destroyer]

If I bet the board and lose 10 units in a day or two, and he bets one a day, then he wins.

Thanks CO, I understand basic logistics.

I guess what I really meant is that you should use a better indicator of success. Perhaps ROI?

[mathdotcom]

Thanks CO, I understand basic logistics.

I guess what I really meant is that you should use a better indicator of success. Perhaps ROI?

Of course but Deuce doesn't like true measures of success, like cash. He wants WINNERS, like all squares do.

[dj_destroyer]

Of course but Deuce doesn't like true measures of success, like cash. He wants WINNERS, like all squares do.

True enough, carry on.

[cant call it]

[mathdotcom]

Or we could both be forced to bet the board and it would come down to who loses less

[sickler]

Is this a gentleman's bet or is something at stake?

[mathdotcom]

What does Deuce have to stake ??

Notice Deuce is not posting the past 45 minutes? Because he is on his 9-5 lunch break

[King Mayan]

Deuce picks winners.

[sickler]

What does Deuce have to stake ??

Notice Deuce is not posting the past 45 minutes? Because he is on his 9-5 lunch break

He has a cool looking magnetic wristwatch

[William Walters]

This Mathy character has charisma.

Note sure there is a way out for Deuce other than the tough guy...not going to waste my time...charade.

Could get ugly.

Worried here......Detroit guys have it tough enough as is.

[jjgold]

Deuce is no where to be found

[wal66]

Deuce'r, play Montreal -1.5 (+210) and Anaheim REGULATION ONLY -1/5 (+135) to kick this thing off. Buffalo/Chicago will go UNDER and Florida/Colorado willgo OVER but the price is (-135) so not all that desirable.

[iifold]

Deuce burial gaining momentum...

Deuce, get your fat calf havin ass in here and defend yourself son...

[TR88]

Contest ends when a poster makes or loses 10 units. Risk amount is always to win a unit. For you dumbasses like Deuce that means at -200 you risk 2 units to win 1 and and at +200 you risk half 0.5 units to win 1.


Buffalo +206
Chicago

Montreal -126
Washington

Florida +106
Colorado

Anaheim -125
Phoenix

Will Deuce play??

Unreal I already see Deuce in the hole,with Math having those plays

[jjgold]

[William Walters]

Must be a busy day down at the tire shop.

[mathdotcom]

Deuce works at a car wash everybody knows this

[jjgold]

Deuce wants no part of this

I bet he is at White Castle

He once told me he at 30 burgers and was bragging

[mathdotcom]

Deuce is the guy on the right in the red wings cap

[Deuce]

So you bet the entire board?

Ok, since some of those plays I wanted, I won't bet those. I will bet my own plays using 5Dime lines.

Montreal -.5 +170

Chicago -.5 +120

Anaheim O5.5 +113

Anaheim -1.5 +226

Mathy, I expect the numbers you're running at pinnacle that you embarrass me here. Hopefully for your sake it happens.

[mathdotcom]

So you bet the entire board?

Ok, since some of those plays I wanted, I won't bet those. I will bet my own plays using 5Dime lines.

Montreal -.5 +170

Chicago -.5 +120

Anaheim O5.5 +113

Anaheim -1.5 +226

Mathy, I expect the numbers you're running at pinnacle that you embarrass me here. Hopefully for your sake it happens.

What the hell are the first two bets? 1st period only?

Since when does 5dimes offer totals odds that aren't divisible by 5?

FAT JASON what are you up to here?

[Deuce]

What the hell are the first two bets? 1st period only?

Since when does 5dimes offer totals odds that aren't divisible by 5?

FAT JASON what are you up to here?

.5's are in regulation you hamburger

Those are directly from 5dimes website. Log in and take a peek you ankle bending jew fro'd geek.

[mathdotcom]

Deuce I do not bet pucks

I am betting based on the team with the shorter name, hope it works

[Sunde91]

dooce mont -.5 is +122. the +170 is -.5 1st period you stupid ass prikball fukhead

mathy -320 to win this vs triple chin

[mathdotcom]

<table id="tblHockeyNHLGame" class="lines" width="" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr class="linesRow" valign="bottom"><td>Wed 1/18</td><td> </td><td>53 Buffalo Sabres (1st 60 min)</td><td><input id="editx" name="S1_12" size="4" maxlength="5"> <select id="altS1_12" name="altS1_12"><option value="0" selected="selected">+½ +121</option><option value="1">-½ +305</option></select></td><td><input id="editx" name="M1_12" size="4" maxlength="5"> +225 </td><td> </td><td> </td><td> </td></tr><tr class="linesRowBot" valign="top"><td>7:35PM </td><td> </td><td>54 Chicago Blackhawks (1st 60 min)</td><td><input id="editx" name="S2_12" size="4" maxlength="5"> <select id="altS2_12" name="altS2_12"><option value="0" selected="selected">-½ -141</option><option value="1">+½ -365</option></select> </td><td><input id="editx" name="M2_12" size="4" maxlength="5"> -265 </td><td>
</td></tr></tbody></table>

[mathdotcom]

Does anyone see blackhawks -0.5 +120 in regulation here?? Deuce did you ever learn how to read?

Hawks -0.5 regulation +120 is like robbing a fukking bank

[mathdotcom]

<table id="tblHockeyNHL1stPeriod" class="lines" width="" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><th colspan="3" class="linesHeader" align="LEFT">NHL Hockey 1st Period</th><th class="linesHeader" align="LEFT">Spread</th><th class="linesHeader" align="LEFT">Money Line</th><th class="linesHeader" align="LEFT">Total Points</th><th colspan="2" class="linesHeader" nowrap="nowrap" align="LEFT"> </th></tr><tr class="linesSubHeader" valign="bottom"><td colspan="8"><small>Washington Capitals at Montreal Canadiens</small></td></tr><tr class="linesRow" valign="bottom"><td>Wed 1/18</td><td> </td><td>51 Washington Capitals</td><td><input id="editx" name="S1_32" size="4" maxlength="5"> <select id="altS1_32" name="altS1_32"><option value="0" selected="selected">+½ -200</option><option value="1">-½ +210</option></select></td><td><input id="editx" name="M1_32" size="4" maxlength="5"> +105 </td><td><input id="editx" name="L1_32" size="4" maxlength="5"> o1½ +105 </td><td> </td><td> </td></tr><tr class="linesRowBot" valign="top"><td>7:35PM </td><td> </td><td>52 Montreal Canadiens</td><td><input id="editx" name="S2_32" size="4" maxlength="5"> <select id="altS2_32" name="altS2_32"><option value="0" selected="selected">-½ +170</option><option value="1">+½ -250</option></select> </td><td><input id="editx" name="M2_32" size="4" maxlength="5"> -125 </td><td><input id="editx" name="L2_32" size="4" maxlength="5"> u1½ -125 </td><td> </td><td> </td></tr><tr class="linesSubHeader" valign="bottom"><td colspan="8"><small>Buffalo Sabres at Chicago Blackhawks</small></td></tr><tr class="linesRow" valign="bottom"><td>Wed 1/18</td><td> </td><td>53 Buffalo Sabres</td><td><input id="editx" name="S1_34" size="4" maxlength="5"> <select id="altS1_34" name="altS1_34"><option value="0" selected="selected">+½ -140</option><option value="1">-½ +253</option></select></td><td><input id="editx" name="M1_34" size="4" maxlength="5"> +155 </td><td><input id="editx" name="L1_34" size="4" maxlength="5"> o1½ -110 </td><td> </td><td> </td></tr><tr class="linesRowBot" valign="top"><td>7:35PM </td><td> </td><td>54 Chicago Blackhawks</td><td><input id="editx" name="S2_34" size="4" maxlength="5"> <select id="altS2_34" name="altS2_34"><option value="0" selected="selected">-½ +120</option><option value="1">+½ -305</option></select> </td><td><input id="editx" name="M2_34" size="4" maxlength="5"> -175 </td><td><input id="editx" name="L2_34" size="4" maxlength="5"> u1½ -110 </td><td> </td></tr></tbody></table>

[mathdotcom]

Deuce what does the first line say you fukkin hamburger

Guys Deuce can't ******* read !!!


Is this the biggest joke you've ever seen in forum history?