Lines I use to pickup women, some for you too jj gold

Tree Rollins · 01-13-12, 11:44 PM

'Want to milk me' is a solid line. Works every time.

MUHerd37 · 01-13-12, 11:48 PM

The one with the fries was kinda good.

jjaycuny · 01-13-12, 11:50 PM

Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform?

bmansell33 · 01-13-12, 11:52 PM

How do you like your eggs in morning scrambled or fertilized

itchypickle · 01-13-12, 11:54 PM

Was your daddy a thief?

Because I think he stole a perfect pair of titties off a supermodel and put them on you when you were a baby!

minet123 · 01-14-12, 12:13 AM

using your index finger you motion for a girl to come over here
when she comes over you say
"if got you to come with 1 finger can you imagine what i can do with all 10"

sickler · 01-14-12, 12:17 AM

Originally posted by minet123

using your index finger you motion for a girl to come over here
when she comes over you say
"if got you to come with 1 finger can you imagine what i can do with all 10"

She'd think I'm stoopid

8 fingers and two thumbs

jjgold · 01-14-12, 12:49 AM

Originally posted by ttwarrior1

u can say u been with two guys with this weight baby!!!

"Wanna sit on my face and let me guess your weight?"

I haven't seen my penis in years, can you get it up and tell me how long it is.

want to milk me?

point to her crotch" and say " Are you going to eat that?

Once you go fat you never go back.

You wanna go out and get some pizza? You can order one too!

Guy: Good news
Girl: What?
Guy: The results came back negative, I don't have tumor. It was just a drumstick under my belly...let's f*ck!

Look, I don’t know if you are even remotely interested in me. If you are, that’s great. If not, are you going to finish those fries?

you know what they say bout us fat guys, we loooooove to eat out

For JJ

I will shower you with gifts with the money I save not buying shampoo

Your eyes are sparkling -- or maybe that's just the glare off my head.

Can you see yourself in my head? How about my pants?

Would you like to run your fingers on my head?"
There are two things missing from my life: healthy hair follicle growth and you

Not bad, you seem like a pro at this

Thanks man

Tree Rollins · 01-14-12, 12:56 AM

Originally posted by itchypickle

Was your daddy a thief? Because I think he stole a perfect pair of titties off a supermodel and put them on you when you were a baby!

Ummm

YouMama · 01-14-12, 01:46 AM

By "women" do you mean "men"

sickler · 01-14-12, 01:49 AM

Originally posted by Tree Rollins

Ummm

I was thinking the same thing but didn't want to say anything.

Always nice to see a baby girl with a perfect pair of supermodel titties

Tree Rollins · 01-14-12, 02:01 AM

Originally posted by sickler

I was thinking the same thing but didn't want to say anything. Always nice to see a baby girl with a perfect pair of supermodel titties

lol. i know right.

hawley · 01-14-12, 02:02 AM

do you want to come home and see the towel I wipe my ass with?

LVHerbie · 01-14-12, 02:12 AM

Originally posted by jjaycuny

Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform?

I'll TT it up a little for you - "Mom, just ignore the shit smell for a moment, the chloroform on the towel will kick in shortly"

Full Time Hobo · 01-14-12, 03:55 AM

ttwarrior1 · 01-14-12, 03:36 PM

Louisvillekid1 · 01-14-12, 03:51 PM

Originally posted by hawley

do you want to come home and see the towel I wipe my ass with?

this fukking guy, unreal....

manny24 · 01-14-12, 03:55 PM

"hey baby, do you want to play pearl harbor? i'll be hawaii and you can blow the shhittt out of me."

MartinBlank · 01-14-12, 04:00 PM

TTW...

I give credit where credit is due.

Those aren't bad. Well done.

jjgold · 01-14-12, 05:25 PM

TT were you a stud in your day??

itchypickle · 01-14-12, 05:28 PM

Originally posted by sickler

I was thinking the same thing but didn't want to say anything.

Always nice to see a baby girl with a perfect pair of supermodel titties

You sick fukks I meant the ADULT girl has had them...