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  • LVHerbie
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-15-05
    • 6344

    #36
    Originally posted by shantystar

    My father inlaw when saw me he laughinghly said to his daughter, my wouldbe wife stevek,that shanty looks Baby elePhant, on my wedding night he hide himself unde rour cart ,he said to his gallant daughter my wife,that i will try that shnty kee a light hand on him,his daghter said father shanty loves me too much he will kee a light hand,but his father said dint you heared this story.
    IN a jungle a camel was dead laying on ground a fox assingby when she saw such huge animal as she never saw such a big animal in her life,anyway she went near to him and start eating from ass ,from there he went in stomache as sun arises the camel leather getting tight,as a result she found herself entagled there in stomache she jums uside down but could not able to make her free,some villagers when saw that something jumoing insided dead camel they came and make her free by clefting camels body,they asked to fox,how do you enteredin camels stomache ,
    she said,i didnnt know but i advice you one thing only,Do not enter in some ones ass that is bigger than you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    but anyhow his father hide himself under the cart,when i arivves in night,i oen my slacks zi and said by ulling out my black zilla ,today i will reach it to your father,when my fatherinlaw heared this,he quickly came out from under the cart shouting ,hold on sunny ,let me come out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Carpe, can you translate this one? I think the moral of his fable got lost in the translation...
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    • CarpeDime
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 09-01-09
      • 7873

      #37
      Originally posted by LVHerbie
      Carpe, can you translate this one? I think the moral of his fable got lost in the translation...

      herbs shanty's English appears to have regressed, which actually probably gives some support to the possibility that he did in fact hit this parlay, but I'll give it a go
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      • sickler
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 06-05-08
        • 15006

        #38
        Originally posted by CarpeDime
        herbs shanty's English appears to have regressed, which actually probably gives some support to the possibility that he did in fact hit this parlay, but I'll give it a go
        Loshak, Herbie isn't alone in needing translation from Gibberish to English.

        Don't know what this means but it's damn funny: "as sun arises the camel leather getting tight"

        Shanty is a poet and he knows it. Hey shanty, one of SBR moderator shari91's biggest turn-ons is the art of poetry. You should try pm'ing her some of your work.
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        • Extra Innings
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 02-26-10
          • 15058

          #39
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          • sickler
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 06-05-08
            • 15006

            #40
            Shanty, you need a new avatar

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            • sickler
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 06-05-08
              • 15006

              #41
              Shanty had to take a leak...discreetly

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              • shantystar
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 11-13-05
                • 7299

                #42
                Originally posted by LVHerbie
                Carpe, can you translate this one? I think the moral of his fable got lost in the translation...
                its very simle just tu around ,so that i irrigate your backyard cherry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                ONCE uon a time when i ususlly forcefully thrust in your boond,one day you rember what you said to me darling
                shanty when you enetrate lora in my cherry it seems that you enetrate hard stone inside and what i relieddo u still have in memory
                that i make true the nature rincial as cherry have stone inside so feel cherry comleted in your gaand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                • shantystar
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 11-13-05
                  • 7299

                  #43
                  Originally posted by sickler
                  Loshak, Herbie isn't alone in needing translation from Gibberish to English.

                  Don't know what this means but it's damn funny: "as sun arises the camel leather getting tight"

                  Shanty is a poet and he knows it. Hey shanty, one of SBR moderator shari91's biggest turn-ons is the art of poetry. You should try pm'ing her some of your work.
                  thahar ja main abhi teri gaand marta hoon!!!!!!!!!!
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                  • shantystar
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 11-13-05
                    • 7299

                    #44
                    Originally posted by Extra Innings
                    what for you laughing idiotwhen i hold possession your oyster than you forgot every tye of mockery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                    when i make your oyster into bigger Goava and than i made your cherry a bigger cherry and you said to me next day
                    shanty ,my hubby said your BF shanty made your cherry too big as whenever you farts its appears that gas is comiong out from a big pipelineeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                    • SpreadSniper
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 02-17-09
                      • 6125

                      #45
                      147k rupees = hm dollars?
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                      • pinchylarue
                        SBR MVP
                        • 01-04-11
                        • 2666

                        #46
                        Originally posted by shantystar
                        No Prob.Pal i will shoot u some money as i got no roblems at all and without any motive no need of slave or any otehr nasty !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
                        are you being serious?
                        I would really appreciate this kind gesture my friend
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                        • Extra Innings
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 02-26-10
                          • 15058

                          #47
                          Originally posted by shantystar

                          what for you laughing idiotwhen i hold possession your oyster than you forgot every tye of mockery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                          when i make your oyster into bigger Goava and than i made your cherry a bigger cherry and you said to me next day
                          shanty ,my hubby said your BF shanty made your cherry too big as whenever you farts its appears that gas is comiong out from a big pipelineeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                          You're welcome to all my oysters and cherries pal. I anal you and Mrs. Shanty's bearded leather lizard sleeve
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                          • Vortexx00
                            SBR MVP
                            • 06-18-09
                            • 1392

                            #48


                            My head hurts reading your post

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                            • sickler
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 06-05-08
                              • 15006

                              #49
                              Shanty, you buffoon. The correct terminology is make you oyster into bigger genoa
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                              • wtf
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 08-22-08
                                • 12983

                                #50
                                shanty u baseborn swine !

                                now u can afford to wipe you foul anus with toilet paper once a month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                                • shantystar
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 11-13-05
                                  • 7299

                                  #51
                                  Originally posted by Vortexx00


                                  My head hurts reading your post

                                  ASA your ass will have severe ain when i do harch love strokes in ur Anal canal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                                  • shantystar
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 11-13-05
                                    • 7299

                                    #52
                                    Originally posted by Extra Innings
                                    You're welcome to all my oysters and cherries pal. I anal you and Mrs. Shanty's bearded leather lizard sleeve
                                    I do business with your backside and my wife starp on u from your ganjji choot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Coz women always hate hard sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!so she insert you from front!!!!!!!!!!
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                                    • Glitch
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 07-08-09
                                      • 11795

                                      #53
                                      what the hell is goin on here??

                                      anyways, nice hit if its real.
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                                      • sickler
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 06-05-08
                                        • 15006

                                        #54
                                        Will this be verified tomorrow?????

                                        A little something for you, shanty...

                                        "When I born, I Black
                                        When I grow up, I Black
                                        When I go in sun, I Black
                                        When I scared, I Black
                                        When I cold, I Black
                                        When I sick, I Black
                                        When I ill, I Black
                                        When I die, I still Black

                                        And you white fella

                                        When u born, u pink
                                        When u grow, u white
                                        When u go in sun, u red
                                        When u scared, u yellow
                                        When u cold, u blue
                                        When u sick, u green
                                        And when u die, u grey.


                                        and u call me coloured? who is it NOW? "
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                                        • sickler
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 06-05-08
                                          • 15006

                                          #55
                                          It's judgement day. Shanty's real name is known therefore no denying....
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                                          • shantystar
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 11-13-05
                                            • 7299

                                            #56
                                            Originally posted by sickler
                                            Will this be verified tomorrow?????

                                            A little something for you, shanty...

                                            "When I born, I Black
                                            When I grow up, I Black
                                            When I go in sun, I Black
                                            When I scared, I Black
                                            When I cold, I Black
                                            When I sick, I Black
                                            When I ill, I Black
                                            When I die, I still Black





                                            When u born, u pink
                                            When u grow, u white
                                            When u go in sun, u red
                                            When u scared, u yellow
                                            When u cold, u blue
                                            When u sick, u green
                                            And when u die, u grey.


                                            and u call me coloured? who is it NOW? "
                                            And you white fella
                                            WHite fellas have same qualities that a illigitimate child always have,
                                            U gandoo lady .recognize your black father but you cant as baseborn children will be always illbred,ill natured,ill manned and ill temered!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 ask your mom whoAnd you white fella
                                            WHite fellas have same qualities that a illigitimate child always have,who ya regnant her a white lora or a black lora!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                            WHEN a white baby born they found recognization with fammily members but,when they didnnt found they said God knows with whom hisHer asPect looks like,coz its toil of a out sider a black man!!!!!!!!!!
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                                            • sickler
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 06-05-08
                                              • 15006

                                              #57
                                              illbred

                                              I like that one - gonna use it in my next slam of country folk. "You illbred hick".

                                              Thanks shanty!
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                                              • shantystar
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 11-13-05
                                                • 7299

                                                #58
                                                Originally posted by sickler
                                                Will this be verified tomorrow?????

                                                A little something for you, shanty...

                                                "When I born, I Black
                                                When I grow up, I Black
                                                When I go in sun, I Black
                                                When I scared, I Black
                                                When I cold, I Black
                                                When I sick, I Black
                                                When I ill, I Black
                                                When I die, I still Black

                                                And you white fella

                                                When u born, u pink
                                                When u grow, u white
                                                When u go in sun, u red
                                                When u scared, u yellow
                                                When u cold, u blue
                                                When u sick, u green
                                                And when u die, u grey.


                                                and u call me coloured? who is it NOW? "

                                                And verbally recite this where you go in white gandoo gathering,that Black are Black in every aspect COZ angels have only one color lightening as black ,there aspetcs are glittering with God light,but satan have many aspetcs so that you define gandoo orrat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                                coz its clearly written on every white gandoo forhead :Fittay Moonh:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                                                • shantystar
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 11-13-05
                                                  • 7299

                                                  #59
                                                  Originally posted by sickler
                                                  Shanty, you need a new avatar

                                                  Certainly I have a new avator but you step forward and allow me a new teasseful position in spousal relations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!As white ladies are generous in cheating there gandoo hubbies !!!!!!!!!!!!
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                                                  • sickler
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 06-05-08
                                                    • 15006

                                                    #60
                                                    Shanty I know you're fishing for more points but 2 is the max I can give each day.

                                                    Take a breather from...



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                                                    • sickler
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 06-05-08
                                                      • 15006

                                                      #61
                                                      And the winner was..........?
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                                                      • Sunde91
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 11-26-09
                                                        • 8325

                                                        #62
                                                        anal seeking paki swine your curry stinking bitch of a whore wife sucks black mamba for oral pleasures in the pitts of karachi while you are away as she is sick of her limp diked gandoo husband who fails her satisfaction and only affords a straw hut where all shit in a hole
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                                                        • Ace_of_Spades
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 10-14-09
                                                          • 13518

                                                          #63
                                                          Speak proper English you Paki donkey fuker.
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                                                          • bobby heenan
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 03-20-09
                                                            • 4120

                                                            #64
                                                            shanty....could u send me 500 bucks to settle with my local for this week.....i mean im not asking for much here pal...just 500 bucks
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                                                            • shantystar
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 11-13-05
                                                              • 7299

                                                              #65
                                                              Originally posted by Sunde91
                                                              anal seeking paki swine your curry stinking bitch of a whore wife sucks black mamba for oral pleasures in the pitts of karachi while you are away as she is sick of her limp diked gandoo husband who fails her satisfaction and only affords a straw hut where all shit in a hole
                                                              gandoo american listen,you mostly on road trips selling your cheep material and whenever there's business dela in hesitation you put your moti gaand in front of opp.party,
                                                              whenever you away from home i remain stick with your gandoo gallant wife for a week or so as tadpole in mating season remain stick with his fat ass female in a pond!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                                                              • shantystar
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 11-13-05
                                                                • 7299

                                                                #66
                                                                Originally posted by Sunde91
                                                                anal seeking paki swine your curry stinking bitch of a whore wife sucks black mamba for oral pleasures in the pitts of karachi while you are away as she is sick of her limp diked gandoo husband who fails her satisfaction and only affords a straw hut where all shit in a hole
                                                                Once upon a time as your wife knows how she can please me,she got soar by my 4 hours ass ******* ,as she complaint to me shanty idiot i eaten pudding in dinner and you open all brooks of my anal cavity that pudding is coming out of my ass,Goats give milk from there but,its seems i delivering milk from my filthy gori gori boond!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                                                                • CarpeDime
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 09-01-09
                                                                  • 7873

                                                                  #67
                                                                  Originally posted by Ace_of_Spades
                                                                  Speak proper English you Paki donkey fuker.



                                                                  shanty obliterate this guy
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                                                                  • shantystar
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 11-13-05
                                                                    • 7299

                                                                    #68
                                                                    Originally posted by Sunde91
                                                                    anal seeking paki swine your curry stinking bitch of a whore wife sucks black mamba for oral pleasures in the pitts of karachi while you are away as she is sick of her limp diked gandoo husband who fails her satisfaction and only affords a straw hut where all shit in a hole
                                                                    Once upon a time your gallant wife Deborah got soar with me,i was not having money for buying alcoholic beer,i agreeing Deborah to just permitt me to smell musk scent from her ass hole and on that night i not usually go to wine store for buyin beer,she said "Shanty you make me soar tonight,i not give you any money and listen you not only deprieve tonight from ass please but remain deprieve from Heaven's fragrance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its women revenge you always think women boy in spousal relation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                                                                    • TR88
                                                                      Restricted User
                                                                      • 06-10-10
                                                                      • 9364

                                                                      #69
                                                                      Originally posted by Vortexx00


                                                                      My head hurts reading your post






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                                                                      • TR88
                                                                        Restricted User
                                                                        • 06-10-10
                                                                        • 9364

                                                                        #70
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