SEC Fans (Joke)

[Aces]

God's conversation with SEC coaches:

God asks Mark Richt first: 'What do you believe?'

Mark thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, 'I believe in
hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in
giving. I
was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my team.'

God can't help but see the essential goodness of Richt, and offers him a
seat to his left.

Then God turns to Tommy Tubberville and says, 'What do you believe?'

Tommy says, 'I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the
fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've
always
tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields.'

God is greatly moved by Tommy's sincere eloquence, and he offers him
a seat to his right.

Finally, God turns to Nick Saban: 'And you, Nick, what do you believe?'

Nick replies, 'I believe you're in my seat.'

[louisvillekid]

nice one Aces. i wish the joke would of had a line for Petrino.

[topcat]

God's conversation with SEC coaches:

God asks Mark Richt first: 'What do you believe?'

Mark thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, 'I believe in
hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in
giving. I
was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my team.'

God can't help but see the essential goodness of Richt, and offers him a
seat to his left.

Then God turns to Tommy Tubberville and says, 'What do you believe?'

Tommy says, 'I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the
fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've
always
tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields.'

God is greatly moved by Tommy's sincere eloquence, and he offers him
a seat to his right.

Finally, God turns to Nick Saban: 'And you, Nick, what do you believe?'

Nick replies, 'I believe you're in my seat.'

before this year is over,i will nail this guy to the wall.i hate mark richt.i beted the team totalin the second half last year in the hawaii bowl game.georgia had a great runback.the guy almost scored.mark went fot it four times,and missed.the only thing he had to do was kick a field goal.you had a great joke.i just have a sour taste in my mouth man.