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  • cmdyrds
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 08-20-09
    • 522

    #1
    New Search function is absolute horseshit
    anyone else have a different version than a few days ago?
  • mathdotcom
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-24-08
    • 11689

    #2
    New Search function is absolute horseshit

    If we want to google something we can just google it.

    We want the SBR search function back to see what threads we have posted in have been bumped so we can fight back and keep forum wars alive. Google does not allow this.

    SBR you ****** up once already by deleting almost 1000 jjgold classic videos on sbr.tv and now this... Walker, what the **** are you doing? Things are falling apart at SBR. Walker I am publicly calling you out. Maybe if you took some time away from your Costa Rica bunnies and spent more time worrying about SBR functionality you would be an even richer man.

    - mathy
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    • PAULYPOKER
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 12-06-08
      • 36581

      #3
      I 2nd this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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      • mathdotcom
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 03-24-08
        • 11689

        #4
        This is why you should never have a website run by a 50+ year old fart who does not understand technology. I can picture Walker now at his computer typing 1 letter a minute trying to respond to this post. Unreal. How can he start up such a successful site and then sabotage it so badly. The search function looks like a ******* deleted link from a porn site that just sends you to a bunch of spyware sites. Fukk, has Walker not heard of the expression if it aint broke don't **** it up???
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        • SBR Lou
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 08-02-07
          • 37863

          #5
          Hi guys,

          My Posts and New Posts searches remain the same, but the regular search is being repaired to be more efficient. Our hand was forced as the search feature led to hiccups within our system. Very soon, a new version of the SBR forum will be rolled out that will feature not only new searching but other improvements from a technical and aesthetic end.

          Stay tuned!
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          • mathdotcom
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 03-24-08
            • 11689

            #6
            Thats what you fukks said about sbr.tv, which is now dead as we knew it. You also promised that the old jjgold videos would be loaded back onto sbr.tv which did NOT happen. You guys are just as useless as a jazette customer service rep. This site was better 365 days ago and now Walker has fukked it up again just to get some google ad revenue into his pocket. Walker, you will regret this move.
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            • SBR Lou
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 08-02-07
              • 37863

              #7
              Originally posted by mathdotcom
              Thats what you fukks said about sbr.tv, which is now dead as we knew it.
              Speaking of video, did you know that we are very close to shooting exclusively in HD, featuring a custom video player within posts and hiring more on-screen talent? Your concerns are duly noted, but I can assure you that you will enjoy 2012 at SBR.
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              • BAUS
                SBR MVP
                • 08-10-05
                • 2191

                #8
                Originally posted by SBR Lou
                Our hand was forced as the search feature led to hiccups within our system.
                No, you wanted to jam google ad sense up our asses.

                Terrible search function. SBR forum was great the way it was (except for losing the JJgold videos on SBRtv).

                BAUS
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                • ACoochy
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 08-19-09
                  • 13949

                  #9
                  Originally posted by mathdotcom
                  Thats what you fukks said about sbr.tv, which is now dead as we knew it. You also promised that the old jjgold videos would be loaded back onto sbr.tv which did NOT happen. You guys are just as useless as a jazette customer service rep. This site was better 365 days ago and now Walker has fukked it up again just to get some google ad revenue into his pocket. Walker, you will regret this move.
                  This is exactly my thoughts after seeing adchoices for the 1st time. Definitely takes away from speciality feel this site once had and has cheapened it significantly...
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                  • mathdotcom
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 03-24-08
                    • 11689

                    #10
                    Originally posted by SBR Lou
                    Speaking of video, did you know that we are very close to shooting exclusively in HD, featuring a custom video player within posts and hiring more on-screen talent? Your concerns are duly noted, but I can assure you that you will enjoy 2012 at SBR.
                    Nobody watches sbr.tv anymore

                    Nobody gives a fukk about rating chica videos and watching Loshak drool over these broads

                    The only thing at sbr.tv that should have changed is Loshak's receding hairline.

                    Do you really think we give a fukk about HD quality videos? I haven't watched SBR.tv in months since you don't host jjgold's videos anymore and I'm sure many are with me on that. It is disgusting to think that you believe these new features compensate for your embarrassing loss of thousands of quality poster videos only to replace them with shit videos of Costa Rica sluts and lame video reviews of new books, or Loshak's boring sportsbook interviews where the interviewees blatantly lie to Loshak and he does not challenge them on it (anyone who believes everyone has the same limits at Pinnacle is a moron, for example).

                    mathy is very unimpressed with SBR's changes in 2011.
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                    • rake922
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 12-23-07
                      • 11692

                      #11
                      why is the search feature officially ruined

                      don't tell me that's an improvement... somebody went out of their way to ruin it and I want answers
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                      • BAUS
                        SBR MVP
                        • 08-10-05
                        • 2191

                        #12



                        Already have a thread for this complaint.

                        BAUS
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                        • sickler
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 06-05-08
                          • 15006

                          #13
                          Agreed, terrible decision for the search function
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                          • SBR Lou
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 08-02-07
                            • 37863

                            #14
                            Guys, I really don't think you understand very clearly. The search you see is a 100% TEMPORARY, makeshift search. It was either give you that for now or nothing, while the regular search is modified to avoid database errors.
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                            • mathdotcom
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 03-24-08
                              • 11689

                              #15

                              SBR promises... I remember you promising that the jjgold sbr.tv videos would be back too
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                              • CarpeDime
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 09-01-09
                                • 7873

                                #16
                                Originally posted by mathdotcom
                                Nobody watches sbr.tv anymore

                                Nobody gives a fukk about rating chica videos and watching Loshak drool over these broads

                                The only thing at sbr.tv that should have changed is Loshak's receding hairline.

                                Do you really think we give a fukk about HD quality videos? I haven't watched SBR.tv in months since you don't host jjgold's videos anymore and I'm sure many are with me on that. It is disgusting to think that you believe these new features compensate for your embarrassing loss of thousands of quality poster videos only to replace them with shit videos of Costa Rica sluts and lame video reviews of new books, or Loshak's boring sportsbook interviews where the interviewees blatantly lie to Loshak and he does not challenge them on it (anyone who believes everyone has the same limits at Pinnacle is a moron, for example).

                                mathy is very unimpressed with SBR's changes in 2011.
                                mathy u FUK i do the fukin BEST I FUKIN CAN WITH THESE G-DDAMN VIDEOS U FUK

                                mathy u fuk NO FUKIN INTERVIEWERS EVER CHALLENGE PEOPLE WHO LIE TO THEM IN INTERVIEWS!! Does pearse morgan?? does anderson cooper?? does morley safer?? NO ONE DOES U FUK ITS CALLED BEING A FUKIN PROFESSIONAL WITH PROFESSIONALISM YOU DONT DO THAT SH*T!!

                                mathy i cant just be like jj and do whatever the fuk i want in vids mine have to have fukin VALUE FOR MARKETING PURPOSES U COKKFUKK!!!! that means appealing to TOTAL FUKIN NEWBIES and having fukin SEARCH TERMS IN THE VIDEOS LIKE MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES AND LSU TIGERS AND SH*T LIKE THAT

                                mathy when the vids come out exclusively in HD in the new player or whatever the fuk it is U ARE GONNA WATCH EVERY FUKIN VIDEO ON THERE CAPISHE??
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                                • The Seer
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 10-29-07
                                  • 10641

                                  #17
                                  they ruined the old odds page so why not the search function
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                                  • sickler
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 06-05-08
                                    • 15006

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by SBR Lou
                                    Guys, I really don't think you understand very clearly. The search you see is a 100% TEMPORARY, makeshift search. It was either give you that for now or nothing, while the regular search is modified to avoid database errors.
                                    Oh, I missed that part before bitching. That's what I get for chiming in without knowing all the facts ie not reading the entire thread.

                                    See guys, Lou says everything will be back to normal soon. Everyone take a deep breath, hold for a few seconds then exhale....
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                                    • jgray
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 09-06-09
                                      • 3599

                                      #19
                                      What's "horseshit?"
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                                      • griz
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 01-27-11
                                        • 3647

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by CarpeDime

                                        mathy u FUK i do the fukin BEST I FUKIN CAN WITH THESE G-DDAMN VIDEOS U FUK

                                        mathy u fuk NO FUKIN INTERVIEWERS EVER CHALLENGE PEOPLE WHO LIE TO THEM IN INTERVIEWS!! Does pearse morgan?? does anderson cooper?? does morley safer?? NO ONE DOES U FUK ITS CALLED BEING A FUKIN PROFESSIONAL WITH PROFESSIONALISM YOU DONT DO THAT SH*T!!

                                        mathy i cant just be like jj and do whatever the fuk i want in vids mine have to have fukin VALUE FOR MARKETING PURPOSES U COKKFUKK!!!! that means appealing to TOTAL FUKIN NEWBIES and having fukin SEARCH TERMS IN THE VIDEOS LIKE MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES AND LSU TIGERS AND SH*T LIKE THAT

                                        mathy when the vids come out exclusively in HD in the new player or whatever the fuk it is U ARE GONNA WATCH EVERY FUKIN VIDEO ON THERE CAPISHE??
                                        best post of 2012 so far
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                                        • griz
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 01-27-11
                                          • 3647

                                          #21
                                          Lou why do posts still show up in a fukked up order ?

                                          Are u guys cutting costs by using technology based in fukking India or some shit? The tech side quality has gone way way down in last week or so.
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                                          • opie1988
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 09-12-10
                                            • 23429

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by SBR Lou
                                            Speaking of video, did you know that we are very close to shooting exclusively in HD, featuring a custom video player within posts and hiring more on-screen talent? Your concerns are duly noted, but I can assure you that you will enjoy 2012 at SBR.
                                            Lou......did you mean to say "hiring our first on-screen talent"? Or have I missed someone??

                                            That's right, Peter.....you fukk! That was a direct shot. This place ain't your personal Burning Man Festival, pal.

                                            Lou....I'd really like to be considered for this gig. Thanks, pal.
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                                            • jjgold
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 07-20-05
                                              • 388179

                                              #23
                                              Every guy here just got marked

                                              Getting marked at sbr is really not a good thing

                                              Mods have an admin panel and your names are definitely highlighted

                                              One thing you cannot do here is bash sbr................real easy late at night mathy to have 400 points disappear i your account

                                              I hit one fukkin button I can crumble you

                                              I am 5-4 but very powerful
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                                              • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 11-30-08
                                                • 81450

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by jgray
                                                What's "horseshit?"
                                                The new search feature.

                                                Mathy is spot on here.
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                                                • jjgold
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                  • 388179

                                                  #25
                                                  Works here

                                                  Business as usual
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                                                  • jgray
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 09-06-09
                                                    • 3599

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                    The new search feature. Mathy is spot on here.
                                                    My joke was too subtle. It must have been whoreshit....
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                                                    • ACoochy
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 08-19-09
                                                      • 13949

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                                      Every guy here just got marked Getting marked at sbr is really not a good thing Mods have an admin panel and your names are definitely highlighted One thing you cannot do here is bash sbr................real easy late at night mathy to have 400 points disappear i your account I hit one fukkin button I can crumble you I am 5-4 but very powerful
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                                                      • SBR_John
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 07-12-05
                                                        • 16471

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by mathdotcom
                                                        This is why you should never have a website run by a 50+ year old fart who does not understand technology. I can picture Walker now at his computer typing 1 letter a minute trying to respond to this post.
                                                        Maybe you should of pictured me playing golf and eating shrimp cocktails. Turn Pro and I promise to read your entire post and make a pretty well thought out response.
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                                                        • opie1988
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 09-12-10
                                                          • 23429

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by SBR_John
                                                          Maybe you should of pictured me playing golf and eating shrimp cocktails. Turn Pro and I promise to read your entire post and make a pretty well thought out response.
                                                          Johnny buries Mathy.

                                                          Walker......give me some points, you fukk.

                                                          Cowboys & Dax took all mine.
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                                                          • mrmarket
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 01-26-10
                                                            • 4953

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by SBR_John
                                                            Maybe you should of pictured me playing golf and eating shrimp cocktails. Turn Pro and I promise to read your entire post and make a pretty well thought out response.
                                                            I don't think you want his account tracked to you
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                                                            • CarpeDime
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 09-01-09
                                                              • 7873

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by opie1988
                                                              Lou......did you mean to say "hiring our first on-screen talent"? Or have I missed someone??

                                                              That's right, Peter.....you fukk! That was a direct shot. This place ain't your personal Burning Man Festival, pal.

                                                              Lou....I'd really like to be considered for this gig. Thanks, pal.
                                                              opers calm down pal

                                                              first of all pal, Golden Boys don't work for the kind of money we are offering

                                                              second of all pal, I'm in on the process dude - it's a chick we're gonna get ok pal? I got all the fukin resumes with pics in my fukin inbox ni**a and yeah, i mean probably there will wind up being a little side benefit for me in the whole deal, you feel me? I mean not officially of course, but very likely, you know what I'm saying?
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                                                              • mrmarket
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 01-26-10
                                                                • 4953

                                                                #32
                                                                carpe you coked out fukk too cheap to spring for hyenas needs to fukk em over desk with their professional panty hoes. i like it. keep up the good work.
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                                                                • DOMINATER
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 12-10-09
                                                                  • 3698

                                                                  #33
                                                                  carpedime. capishe , could you give a meaning to that word does it mean understand in italian?
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                                                                  • DOMINATER
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 12-10-09
                                                                    • 3698

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I am pretty sure its capece with a line over the first e. Iam not one that has any room to talk my threads sound and look like I never had a class in grammer just was wondering. Italians can tell if yourfrom northern or southern Italy depending how you pronounce it . the south is where the marfia is they say car -pesh. where the north they pronounce it car- pe - do . no big deal I am just bored so I thought I type something up.ounow winters really suck lol
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                                                                    • excel
                                                                      Restricted User
                                                                      • 03-25-10
                                                                      • 4270

                                                                      #35
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