Am I the only one happy...

[Panic]

about NOT going to the Bash? All I see is blogs and pictures, but I have yet to see anything that would compel me to join in. I see no pics of tittie bars, no pics of heavy gambling, no pics of women laid out, guys throwing up,...basically....NO FUN! No stories of hitting Bunny Ranch. No stories of someone getting their ass kicked. The best we got from stories was the Prick leaving a fart around EnglishMike. Are you fvcking kidding me?

That is the best the Bash has to offer? We had more fun on this board over the weekend, than the Bash did.

[Teela]

It sounds like someone needs a hug

[Panic]

Teela, that would be exciting.

[englishmike]

about NOT going to the Bash? All I see is blogs and pictures, but I have yet to see anything that would compel me to join in. I see no pics of tittie bars, no pics of heavy gambling, no pics of women laid out, guys throwing up,...basically....NO FUN! No stories of hitting Bunny Ranch. No stories of someone getting their ass kicked. The best we got from stories was the Prick leaving a fart around EnglishMike. Are you fvcking kidding me?

That is the best the Bash has to offer? We had more fun on this board over the weekend, than the Bash did.

I personally can catergorically say you didn't.

[accuscoresucks]

[Panic]

Didnt what?

[englishmike]

Didnt what?

Have a better time posting.

[Deuce]

I would have went to vegas if I wasnt a board celebrity.

[Panic]

Have a better time posting.

I threw up on myself, Mike. I had a great time(outside of that).

[englishmike]

I would have went to vegas if I wasnt a board celebrity.

Its tough at first Deuce but you learn to deal with it.

[Panic]

I would have went to vegas if I wasnt a board celebrity.

Deuce, there was pictures of 28 guys and the same 3 women. How fun.

[Teela]

Teela, that would be exciting.

Possibly more exciting than your weekend spent with the she-male?

[Panic]

I'm still waiting for test results.

[englishmike]

Deuce, there was pictures of 28 guys and the same 3 women. How fun.

The two asians that I paid to have lesbian sex in my bathtub whilst calling me The Daddy were paranoid about pics.

[Deuce]

Deuce, there was pictures of 28 guys and the same 3 women. How fun.

I would have gone solo myself. Too many degenerates would have been pinching her azz, undressing her with their eyes, fukk that, I would go to prison if I brought my girl. Plus its Vegas.

[Teela]

The two asians that I paid to have lesbian sex in my bathtub whilst calling me The Daddy were paranoid about pics.

You didn't take pics, but I bet you have video that you personally view hundreds of times per day.

[Panic]

Now, with that Mike, I feel bad for not attending. You are the only one who supplied a blog that would make someone want to be there.

[englishmike]

Now, with that Mike, I feel bad for not attending. You are the only one who supplied a blog that would make someone want to be there.

I appreciate that, thanks, give it a bump for those who missed it.

[diogee]

You should be the only one...open bar, drinking, craps, limo to strip club after strip club, leaving Pimike at Scores on accident, waking up to an open bar all day, more drinking, poker, kick ass dinner, more drinking, hilarious shit from Doug Stanhope, drinking and gambling until time for the airport.

[Panic]

Dio, quit fvcking up my game. I am trying to push for you to be the new Mod.

[diogee]

Dio, quit fvcking up my game. I am trying to push for you to be the new Mod.

[Willie Bee]

about NOT going to the Bash? All I see is blogs and pictures, but I have yet to see anything that would compel me to join in. I see no pics of tittie bars, no pics of heavy gambling, no pics of women laid out, guys throwing up,...basically....NO FUN! No stories of hitting Bunny Ranch. No stories of someone getting their ass kicked. The best we got from stories was the Prick leaving a fart around EnglishMike. Are you fvcking kidding me?

That is the best the Bash has to offer? We had more fun on this board over the weekend, than the Bash did.

Not about to suggest those that didn't attend didn't have fun over the weekend, Panic. But I beg to differ with your assessment that the bash was boring. Anything but, if you ask me. Join us next time and see for yourself. Always room for another Texan

[jjgold]

Bash was for getting to meet each other
It really was not a vacation to swim, bng broads, ect

[Panic]

Bash was for getting to meet each other
It really was not a vacation to swim, bng broads, ect

So it was a sausage fest without the sex.

[Panic]

Not about to suggest those that didn't attend didn't have fun over the weekend, Panic. But I beg to differ with your assessment that the bash was boring. Anything but, if you ask me. Join us next time and see for yourself. Always room for another Texan

I'm in Willie. But you have to hit at least 3 gentlemen's clubs with me.

[englishmike]

I'll give you one piece of advice about the bash (not that you asked but it's relevant) Having done the first one I'm glad it's out of the way, the first one is a lot of meeting and greeting virtual strangers. Next year will be different, 100% better for the people who went this year because they will be going to see people theyve met, people like Bill, John, Willie B, Monkeyfocker, Pimike, Picoman etc etc etc, my point being, you need to get number one out of the way as soon as possible because it can only get better after that because the ice is broken. Next year will be a blast. Just my two cents.

[Panic]

Mike- I will show up. Say hello for 5 minutes. And proceed to nearest watering hole. I will not hang around the SBR sign and take pictures. I will not wait for an award. I will steer clear of the Prick. And i will probably call one of you to bail me out at some point. If there are asians in your bathtub, i will bring a snorkel. If not, then we will find our way to the Bunny Ranch(I dont care how far it is). We will end up in LA for a few hours, at some point, and if we got 8 hours of sleep throughout the whole trip, then we were damn lucky.

[Willie Bee]

I'm in Willie. But you have to hit at least 3 gentlemen's clubs with me.

Oh man, that could be a problem. I made a deal with God back in 1983 to NEVER go into a strip joint again when He saved me from a very serious felony charge. I've kept my end of the bargain up to now and plan to always keep that going. How about if I just give you a wad of one's and five's to use for g-string stuffing instead?

[Bread]

Willie next time when they tell you to keep your pants on...keep your pants on!

I think you will be just fine. The Panic and I will protect you.

[Willie Bee]

I wish it was only a possible exposure charge, Bread. Far worse than that...let's just say it involved a hand gun and a dancer yahooing beer and leave it at that.

[Panic]

Willie, this sounds like a good Quentin Tarantino movie. I am in shock. And awe. Now this really sucks you gave it up.

[pico]

speaking of 3 strip clubs....

how about a limo plus extras

[Willie Bee]

Willie, this sounds like a good Quentin Tarantino movie. I am in shock. And awe. Now this really sucks you gave it up.

If she had actually shot the store clerk, Tarantino might have bought the film rights.

[Panic]

Pico- there is no way you are left out on the tittie bar run. You have all the girls around you. I'm gonna join you at the hip.

Willie-I have planted a pedestal. Please step on up.

[Bread]

Willie did you almost pull a Pacman Jones at da club?!?!?